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laughing again thinking about how before covid the biggest threat facing society according to people on this website was the release of The Joker movie
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this was the climax of a recent seagal film
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why do atheists talk like penultimate jrpg final bosses delivering their last monologue
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world war 2 was wild. here are the leaders of the allied forces in 1945
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"dude you need to watch black mirror. it really shows our dependency on technology and how incorporated to digital spaces we are" mate just fucking watch digimon
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every photo i see of robert f kennedy jr has this exact energy
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donald trump jr in a week
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god he was the best
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*tears down countless buildings with historic value and large parts of the urban fabric to be replaced by a nandos, tesco express, and student flats* The statue is an important part of our history. We can't remove it
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when you try communicating with liberal twitter:
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@immolations
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woooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOH
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new twitter bio:
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@immolations
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i love The Sopranos
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@immolations
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thinking about that guy brushing his teeth at the merzbow show again
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liberalism is such a dead end that even its utopias can only offer bipartisan infrastructure bills
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Meanwhile on Earth 2, President Hillary Clinton is enjoying a quiet day in the Oval Office after signing a bipartisan infrastructure bill.
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the plan: a tiny, kid-size submarine using the liquid oxygen transfer tube of falcon rocket as a hull. light enough to be carried by 2 divers, small enough to get through narrow gaps - guiding the thai boys to ground where they'll be reunited with families
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japanese dub al pacino in heat sounds exactly like normal al pacino
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if anybody wants a sneak peak of tomorrow's hot takes
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GUY WHO SPENT MONTHS ON HERE ARGUING THE RELEASE OF THE JOKER MOVIE WAS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO SOCIETY: Here's a little primer on what's happening in Ukraine right now [1/??]
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TIRED: flying a cessna to jeffrey epstein's island WIRED: some guy flying malaysia airlines flight 370 out of the bottom of the ocean
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It's #NationalBossDay ! As is tradition, please respond with the wildest/weirdest/worst shit a boss has pulled on you.
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bernie sanders will have a hard time winning the vote of celebrity rolling their eyes reaction gif twitter
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@immolations
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still my favourite quote ever
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of all his tweets i think this is my favourite
@realDonaldTrump
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Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!
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YOUNG TORY: being working class is laziness. your ancestors were lazy. also you should be gassed YOU: fuck off YOUNG TORY: this is abuse
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it's cool how we have a whole industry dedicated to confusing aesthetic choices for ethical ones
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sometimes i have to remind myself of just how bad the clinton campaign was in 2016
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saved you reading the guardian over the next 6 months
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everyone tweeting good wishes to boris johnson with a union jack in their name looks like this
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This Is What Disney Princesses Would Look Like If They Were Articles From A Terrible Website
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@immolations
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Nonce voting intention: CON: 100% (-) LAB: 0% (-)
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what did they do to him
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british political pundits are like "I love hard hitting satire" and you ask them for an example and it's a puppet from the 1980s based on a racist stereotype and the joke is its trousers fall down
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ok i have no words for this one. zero
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OTACON: We found Joe Biden. We were right about him being in Delaware, but... SNAKE: But what? OTACON: He's already dead. SNAKE: When did it happen? OTACON: Well, ah...about a hundred years ago. SNAKE: What the hell?
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werner herzog tried to warn us
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ok we have reached peak alex jones. peak alex jones
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everyone on this website is like "all cops are bastards!" but all it takes is for one pikachu to become a detective and suddenly blue lives matter. hypocrites
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snake... have you ever heard of 'les enfants terribles?'
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TRUMP: let's run government like a business LIBERALS: boo! down with drumpf! MACRON: run it like a start up LIBERALS: he's so dreamy 😍😍😍
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heck, i'm tired of earth. these people. i'm tired of being caught in their malarkey. not a joke
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ME: i love cocteau twins. i sing along to all their songs THEM: Oh, really? What do they go like? ME:
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this game sucks
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just reading about 'the pakistani mr bean'
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Welcome to Twitter. Here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto, The Sopranos Season 1-6 Blu Ray and a copy of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World for some reason
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how norm spent his 54th birthday... shitting on bret easton ellis
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when you've finally had it with the increasingly complex political jokes on your feed
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every so often i think about this from Twin Peaks Season 3 and i can't stop laughing
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i'm re-reading that yakuza review yakuza 3 article and this part gets me every single time
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the europe i believe in
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liberals, 1930: communism doesn't work. read keynes 1980: doesn't work. read animal farm 2017: Guys, Hagrid Would't Want A $15 Minimum Wage
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me on linkedin, instagram and twitter
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this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen:
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would be class if the queen died right now
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prince, david bowie, alan rickman and joe biden. must be one hell of a party they're having up there right now
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I give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. I will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness.
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I give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. I will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness.
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video games allow people to live out their sickest fantasies. they must be banned
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donald trump is gonna pursue some bizarre experimental treatment and dr manhatten himself. he'll show up to the next debate as a gaseous like ball of energy and then the final debate as a huge golden nude man
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remember a year ago when the biggest threat to society according to people on here was the upcoming Joker movie
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i think it's worth stating that netanyahu has tried to shift the blame for the holocaust from the nazis onto the palestinians. i find it extremely difficult to define what is and isn't acceptable criticism of israel when it's government has free reign to utilize such language
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*banks literally run out of people's savings to gamble* "the problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other people's money"
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liberals on this website in 2020
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libertarians turning blue by drinking colloidal silver will never stop being funny to me
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that's cool. in metal gear solid they ask you to call meryl on her codec number which is actually on the back of the cd case
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The letters "BLM" were spelled out with children's alphabet toys in the frame of Warren's filmed remarks.
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please kick the fucking tories out tomorrow, thanks
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ugh this new Witcher TV series looks like shit
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with hindsight, the centrist reaction to corbyn really can be summed up with this tweet:
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happy 4/20
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the nuremberg trials were wild
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the only statue i'll ever defend. you come for peter falk or the dog and you're dead pal
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just an image i had in my head
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i've been laughing at this literally all day
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me checking twitter today
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mishima: a life in four chapters
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"I've never understood why European soccer has so many leagues..." cool. well shut the fuck up before telling your 100,000+ followers why you think the JP Morgan Super League is a good idea
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basically twitter's marx and engels
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honestly, this travel show i'm watching with brian sewell is indescribable sometimes i can't believe he's actually real
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that moment when Richard Dawkins revealed that he was a jRPG villain http://t.co/Xbeo5CusQG
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fucking hell
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when you get to the end of mgs2 and the ai colonel goes haywire
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another world is possible
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With Grimes.
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My name is Pete Buttigieg, and I graduated from one of USA's top schools with really good grades. Now I'm using my knowledge to help struggling small business owners make it in this competitive world.
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also, i still find it mindblowing R.U Sirius said this 20 years ago on the internet, tech culture and power
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malik obama's feed is seriously starting to resemble the end of metal gear solid 2 when the ai colonel goes haywire
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ME, 2000: but why would they have names like Liquid Snake, Revolver Ocelot. dumb. so dumb ME, 2017: i hope Piss Pig Grandad seizes Rakka
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congratulations to france for electing a ted talk as president
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when you get to the end of mgs2 and the ai colonel goes haywire
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CENTRIST: Sir, I may not agree with what you say but I will defend your ri-- YOU: universal health care CENTRIST: OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT RIGH
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when somebody tries hooking back up with you
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i love living in a society in which one of these guys attending the dnc would be seen as a victory and the other about the only thing the liberals would criticize
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trump introduced homophobia to the usa on putin's order who by the way he had the gay sex with. it's true. we are the resistance
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thinking about this again
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would *urge* anybody thinking of writing about manchester to read this by murakami on talking to victims of the tokyo gas attacks
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