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@imBLKD

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10 months
SEGUNDX /segunda/ ang proyektong pinagsikapan kong maisakatuparan noong 2020-2021. dahil sa mga delubyong sumalanta sa buhay at mundo, hindi ito natuloy. i'm sharing about it now so i can finally, truly, move on from it, and formally start with my new shit.
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Happy Anniv nga pala sa 'ting lahat! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Coronavirus: *sinuntok ang pader*
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Vibes โ‰
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The only solution to the coronavirus
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magugulat pa ba kayo sa angas nya eh Caviteรฑang gangsta si Marimar.
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@imBLKD
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"Bakit #WalangPasok eh nasa bahay lang naman?" Tanong ng sitting petty sa bahay na walang tagas, sa lugar na hindi bahain, kasama ang pamilyang walang traumatic experience sa mga nagdaang malalakas na bagyo.
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@imBLKD
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"Anong sikreto mo sa masarap na pagluluto?"
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Scotch tape lang malakas.
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@itsmeRachie
R A C H I E
4 years
Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ
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Ang boat, pag binaliktad, taob.
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Noon, nakokornihan ako sa Christmas party raffle prizes na kalan, rice cooker, electric fan, ref, washing machine, etc. Ngayon kahit siguro extension cord ipagbubunyi ko.
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Parak: Rally? Bawal yan. Sagot: Birthday party lang 'to tsip.
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"Pang-ilan ka sa magkakapatid?" First of all.
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@imBLKD
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how it started how it's going
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I'd rather mispronounce 'rude' than be actually rude like y'all. SMH.
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Hindi ka dini-discriminate; niri-realtalk ka lang. Ang dini-discriminate, yung lolang inaresto, yung mamang ipinagtulakan sa mobile, yung kuyang sinampal. Ang dini-discriminate, noon pa man, mga karaniwang tao.
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@imBLKD
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same energy
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May metal straw ka nga, plastik ka naman.
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cancel - english, conyo, walang dating ekis - filipino, street, maangas "Ekis ka sa 'kin!" > "You're canceldt."
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"pogi naman ng inaanak ko, sheesh! dami mong nari-rizz 'no? wala? CAP! drip check nga. ATE! it's giving... FIRE! kumusta school? W grades ba? oh, *nag-abot ng pamasko* pambili mo ng skibidi."
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Me, an overthinker:
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@imBLKD
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SM 'to 'di ba? Ba't hindi nyo kayang pangalanan? Hindi lang Fake News ang kalaban natin ngayon kundi maging DUWAG na pamamahayag.
@PilStarNgayon
Pilipino STAR Ngayon
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Sa isang viral Tweet, sinabi ng netizen na personal niyang nakita kung paanong hindi raw pinalalabas ng isang sikat na mall chain ang kanilang mga saleslady para protektahan ang kita ng negosyo.
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Ang akin lang naman, mas masarap bigkasin ang #KokoKulong kumpara sa #KokoResign .
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Isang taon na tayong hell week. ๐Ÿ˜ก
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Confuse the kids? Hindi pa ba sapat ginagawa ng DepEd at CHED?
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So ano ang past tense ng tokhang? Tokhanged? Tokhung? Oyea, why bother. It's still present.
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Ang dami-dami-daming graffiti sa Maynila na puro lang pangalan ng artists at crews, pero itong iilang pyesang may sinasabi tungkol sa lipunan lang ang pinag-iinitan nyo. Yung "dumi" ba talaga ang problema nyo o yung mensahe? ๐Ÿค”
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Baka Fattened the Curve? Cuz y'all already took the L.
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hesus: *walked on water* deboto:
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mga mamamatay-adik adik sa kapangyarihan
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Lawayan Mo Muna Bago Ipasok: A Thread
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In the news.
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Kawalan Ang kalawakan Kung wala ka
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May joke ako tungkol sa crush mo. Hindi mo makukuha.
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sorry steve, i just grew up clueless and always blue
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Golf courses, when?
@GettyImagesNews
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A soccer field is converted into a farm in Manila, Philippines. Reeling from the #pandemic and spurred by lack of food and surging inflation, Filipinos are converting vacant urban spaces into farms, in an attempt to secure their own food supply. ๐Ÿ“ท: @eacayan
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Ang tunay na god tier ay Clover BITS. Ang tunay na shit tier ay ang pagtrato ng Oishi sa mga manggagawa nito.
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If you start playing S2pid Luv at exactly 11:58:53 on New Year's Eve, you'll hear, and get to shout, the first "STUPID!" when the clock strikes midnight. Start 2018 reminding yourself to move on. You deserve better, bes.
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mas marami na 'kong nasabing 'condolence' kesa 'happy birthday' ngayong taon. these past few months, mas marami pa sa 'kumusta'.
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Ang surreal ng larawang ito. Yung size ng kabaong. Yung suot ng nagluluksa. Taimtim na sumisigaw na hindi ito dapat realidad.
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Nagkalat, tapos pinulot uli? 'Di ba ganun din ginawa natin kay Erap?
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Yung mga aktibista, terorista raw. Yung aminadong drug lord, inosente raw. Ngayong walang transport strike, meron daw. May tama?
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Aktibistx, hindi Teroristx!
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Ngayong Mothers' Day, hwag nating kalimutan ang Inang Bayan. Pag-isipan pang mabuti -- magsaliksik, magsuri, manindigan -- ang gagawing pagboto bukas. Igpawan ang pansariling interes at mga pribilehiyo. Bumoto para sa makatarungang pagbabago! โœŠ
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@imBLKD
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Ano na mangyayari dun sa mga sibilyang naipit sa crossfire? Wala, move on na lang, trauma mo, ayos mo? May apology man lang ba? Who's best and brightest idea was it to hold a buy-bust in a mall?
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Ang 'Padi's Point' ay anagram ng 'disappoint'. Wala lang.
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me: anime tayo saglit pahingang-kurap lang sa bad news the anime:
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*depressed celeb takes own life* Y'all: Friends, you can always talk to me. Friend: Hi, um... Y'all:
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Yuck, emo amputa
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Ang bala naliligaw. Ang patalim hindi.
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Mrs. Santa: *comes out wearing Santa's gift* Santa: YAAAAASSS GURL!!! SLEIGH!!!
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bullseye?
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Duterte: To the issue of whether the money has been stolen, that is pure b***s***.
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Bawal pala mag-rap ng Filipino sa XYLO? As in contractually obligated ang acts na hwag mag-rap ng Filipino? And y'all are supporting this overpriced and overhyped insult to our culture? Sapatusin ko kayo eh.
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Hindi nyo naman mino-modernize yung jeepney eh. Nagbebenta kayo ng mga totally iba nang uri ng sasakyan! Halatang hindi nagji-jeep, at hindi sumangguni sa mga nagji-jeep, ang mga nagdisenyo.
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Daisy Siete - 1999 episodes Ang Probinsyano - 590 episodes so far Challenge accepted?
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Hindi biro ang mag-strike. Hindi ka sumasahod. Isinusugal mo ang trabaho mo. Tapos dadahasin ka pa ng goons ng kapitalista at/o ng mga pulis. Pag nag-strike ang mga manggagawa, ibig sabihin na-exhaust na nila lahat ng iba pang paraan upang igiit ang kanilang mga karapatan.
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ba't yung mga fil-am, ang tawag sa videoke,
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Jose Rizal: *writes Noli and El Fili* Them: Grabe talaga, call out culture!
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"Puna kayo nang puna ng mali!" Ah sorry, dapat ba pinupuri?
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So Magna standing si Liza, gusto nyang baguhin ang mundo, pero pumapara sya ng jeep sa tapat ng AS steps? ๐Ÿค”
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Rachelle?
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Jonathan de Santos
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Pero alam ba niyo second name ni Van Gogh
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Sayang wala akong pupuntahang Halloween Party. Flex ko na lang 'tong nahiram kong ninja costume:
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Enrile jokes are getting old.
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Smugglaz ang tamang sagot sa tanong na 'to. Sorry, I don't make the rules. That's our Jordan-Lebron and it ๐Ÿ‘ must ๐Ÿ‘ happen ๐Ÿ‘ while they're still in their prime. Sakto magte-10 years na ang FlipTop.
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Kung sakali lang huling laban ko na sa Fliptop, sino ang gusto nyong makitang makasagupa ko?
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D - don't B - block T - the K - driveway
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"Wala pong thigh part." Me:
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"Saka na tayo mag-lock ng mga pinto, pag nakapasok na ang magnanakaw." ๐Ÿคก
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Health Secretary Francisco Duque III does not recommend a travel ban unless there is community transmission of the new COVID variant in the country of origin.
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Mapanghamong umaga. Pakikiramay sa lahat ng nagluluksa, sa lahat ng bugbog sa bagabag, sa lahat ng pagod na pagod na. Tuloy ang laban!
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pokemon trainers are just weeb sabungeros
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Mga "Pasaway" Inaresto Ng Mga Pasimuno
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Ipagyayabang ko lang ang nanay ko. Self-taught painter. Partida kelan lang nagkaoras lumikha dahil inuna kaming magkakapatid.
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Freelancer: Pa-email na lang ng notes for revision. Client: Sure. What's your email add again? Freelancer: dagdagbayadkadarevise @gmail .com
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Anna's Online Store is the greatest Pinoy meme page of 2018. So far.
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๐Ÿ’”
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Ano na yung pinakamasama mong nagawa nung 9 years old ka?
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May mga opisina/kumpanya palang nagpapa-rap battle pag xmas party. Hit ya boy up if you need ghostwriting. Paiyakin natin mga boss nyo.
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Noong kinupkop nina Eren si Mikasa, dapat sinabi nya "Mikasa, su casa." SMH.
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So when Ateneo told UP "You can't teach class," it wasn't trash talk? Oof.
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One of the reasons why I like the small character limit is that it forces people to choose words carefully. Or spell creatively, LOL.
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Ang i-standardize nyo na lang, yung SI sa mga tapsilog, longsilog, etc. SINANGAG. Hindi sinaing. At hindi rin plain rice na binudburan lang ng sangkurot na toasted garlic.
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Mga kasama. Volume down na muna tayo sa parinigan, turuan, sisihan, justified or not. Magnilay tayong lahat. Kung kailangang mag-release, magproseso, meet with comrades and friends, if you can. Balikan natin ang mga dahilan kung bakit tayo lumalaban.
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Pag kinulit ka kung ba't ka malungkot sa Feb 14, sabihin mo dahil birthday ษดแด€ ษดแด€แดแด€ษด ni Enrile.
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Want to call your friend 'trash' to his face without him knowing? Use 'men'. "Men, 'di ba ikaw huling gumamit nung lighter?"
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Kung kaya mong maniwalang kayang mabago ang lipunan, kaya mong maniwalang kayang mabago ang sarili.
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Ah kaya ba lagi syang may Bong sa tabi?
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Handa na raw si Sak sa 'kin. Handa na raw ba ako? Ang pag-isipan nyo, kung handa na ba kayo.
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Any mathematicians here? How can we compute for the value of a shoutout in Pesos? Pinakamagandang formula gets a shoutout from me.
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ang "tunay na opposition" hindi hinahanap. ino-organisa.
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Sige, ganito na lang para wala nang gulo. Sa pizza natin ilalagay yung raisins, tapos sa menudo natin ilalagay yung pineapples. G?
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Development is not just about modernization or tech upgrades. It's about equity, empowerment, and the betterment of people's lives.
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Walang magbabago Kung walang magbabago
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singkwenta lang 'tong singsing ko. kung 'di mo trip, we're doomed.
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How can we ever Eat The Rich if they're that bland.
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@imBLKD
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Sana lang, kung gaano kayo kaingay at kasigasig magtanggol sa mga idol nyo, ganun rin sa mga katutubo, sa mga tunay at higit na api.
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@imBLKD
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Trolls/Fanatics: Bakit sa [issue/problem by/from former Presidents] hindi kayo nag-rally? Activists: *shows proofs of mobilizations on mentioned issue/problem* Same trolls/fanatics: Lahat na lang nira-rally nyo! ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
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@imBLKD
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4 years
Baket, duwag ka?
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@imBLKD
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if you hate "small talks" you probably love "spoken words"
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@imBLKD
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Saludo sa FEU sa pagsasalarawan ng kalbaryo ng mga commuter sa Pilipinas. #TransportCrisis
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@imBLKD
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Isa sa mga pwede nang iwan ngayong 2020, yung mga tropa nyong KJ sa mga yearend "essay writing contest" sa social media. Sa lala ng taong ito, ano ba naman kung hayaan nating magmunimuni, magproseso, at magpurga ng mga saloobin ang isa't isa.
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@imBLKD
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Plot twist: There are no special places in hell.
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