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Siya yung barker obviously
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Hindi naman sa ano, pero I smell a stunt
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Robredo:
✔️- conflict in schedule
✔️- technical difficulties
✔️- dumalo pa rin
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Ang relatable ni Isko. Ganyan din ako magkalat pag meeting e
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Pero diba, kung "mass recovery" dapat lahat gumaling
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"Sabihan mo si DJ Chacha baka ang alam lang nya ay mag-chacha," the senator, who goes by the nickname "Bato", said.
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Carlo Paalam nag-hello (239)
TINGNAN: Olympics silver medalist Carlo Paalam, balik-bansa na mula sa Tokyo, Japan. | via
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The real transaction cost of GCash is people finding out what your second name is
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Mocha saying things we may agree with now doesn't make up for how Mocha was until just recently.
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So you agree? That they were shut down because of their content?
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Cong TV was, unfortunately, already taken
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Relax, guys, di naman natin mae-experience yung bagong P1,000 bill dahil wala tayong pera
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Sa totoo lang, the joke is on us na iniisip na mataas ang P32K/month
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you guys know how silly this sounds, right
BREAKING: Citing information from the DOJ cybercrime office, the camp of pres'l aspirant Bongbong Marcos bared Sunday there is an attempt or a plot to assassinate Marcos Jr. The threat was allegedly discovered through TikTok. |
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Mga interns ng kumpanya, di kinikibo yung cookies kahit lagpas 15 minutes nang walang bantay
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Peer pressure to drink is frowned on (correctly) now and people have more ways to cope with stress than we did
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Wait, may sinabi ba si Robredo na pag hindi siya nanalo ay magkakagulo?
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Dr. Montemayor: Maganda yang mga sinabi ninyo, pero mas magaling ako...
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Natutunaw utak ko finding out just now that "Shopee" only has one 'p'.
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These Up Dharma Down parodies are getting out of hand ha
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Yung 'nenok' pala ay kunin pag binaliktad. Marami akong hindi alam
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As
@VinceNonato
points out, government agencies sharing memes risk people actually believing they're legitimate announcements (or raising hopes for trains actually running 24/7)
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"OK kids, ang next game ay pabitin."
*host goes home*
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"The bus ad features Filipina-British nurse May Parsons holding up a syringe, with the accompanying text: 'The nurse who gave the world’s first COVID 19 vaccine. A Filipina. WE GIVE THE WORLD OUR BEST. THE PHILIPPINES.' (Emphasis theirs)"
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Pero ang tanong, game ba si Tyang Amy
Some 2022 presidential aspirants want face-to-face debates
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May pumasok na pusa sa newsroom tapos parang siya pa yung galit
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This ceremonial burning of seized marijuana really sets the mood for 2021 so far
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To be fair, how can it be a mass gathering if they are elites di ba
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Atom pero di makauwi,,,
‘BASICALLY KUNG WALA KANG SUNDO, YOU’RE DEAD’
Broadcast journalist Atom Araullo aired this sentiment on Twitter Friday after arriving from a trip abroad.
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"Arestuhin yung hindi sumunod sa guidelines. If the guidelines have already been passed and its been disseminated, those who will violate will be arrested" - Sinas, nung hindi niya birthday
Taray ng pa-bday party ni NCRPO Chief Sinas! Kabog!
Oh mars, pede naman na ata tayong mag-rally, sila nga oh may mass gathering! Hahahahaha hulihin na tong mga to.
See pics here:
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Nakakainggit yung family of voice talents.
I come from a family of mapang-asar at hindi nagso-sorry.
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Gagi, ba't niyo lulusubin ABS-CBN para hanapin si Coco Martin? Wala nga siyang pasok diba
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Strange that the NBI can move heaven and earth to illegally arrest a teacher over a Facebook post but can be thwarted by hotels not having lists of their guests
The NBI checked three hotels if they followed quarantine protocols, they however, refused to allow the NBI to do a headcount of quarantined guests, and claimed that they didnt have a list of guests in their facility.
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A man who lost his great grandmother to the virus told This Week in Asia that her oxygen levels were below Roque’s but she could not get a hospital bed, and wanted to know how the spokesman did it.
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Making fun of readers and their issues is certainly an interesting editorial decision
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If ang sinasabi ay bakit sa UP may demilitarized zone, doesn't that suggest na militarized na sa labas? thinking emoji
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Walis Man was pretty easy to find on Facebook and is apparently from Ilocos Sur.
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Ang ganda na may reporter na nagtanong sa isang Cabinet secretary ng more or less "wala pa rin ba kayong Viber group?"
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Madaling magsabi na "maghanap ka na lang ng ibang trabaho" kung sumayaw at nagjokes ka para makuha ang posisyon mo ngayon
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He really was defeated. If he wasn't, there wouldn't be an electoral protest.
Whether he was cheated or not is a matter for the PET.
Suwelduhan lang po kami, hindi bayaran.
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A friend pointed out earlier. May banggit sa cocaine pero parang dito wala:
VIDEO: China coast guard fires water cannon at Philippine civilian boats delivering supplies in Ayungin (Second Thomas) Shoal.
Video from National Security Adviser Hermogenes Esperon Jr.
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Kumita ako ng P 22.50 sa stocks. Kabahan ka na, Warren Buffett
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2013 pa ito: "Edgar nervously rubbed his palm against his thighs while recounting his hardships behind bars. 'Tinali nila ako sa monobloc gamit ang wire, tapos kinuryente ako sa kamay, paa, at dibdib' he said."
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Cyber libel and voting to scrap a network's franchise application. At least consistent siya sa freedoms
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Sorry nakakatawa yung "puro agriculture, agriculture, ang kinakain mo naman steak" na hirit. Minimina ba ang baka
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Ayoko talaga mag-comment sa ibang newsroom, pero yung mga auto-publish, tulad ng 500k attendees at TikTok death threats ay ikabubuti ng isang partido at ikasasama natin.
More importantly, parang bumitaw tayo sa pangako natin sa mga nagbabasa sa atin pag ganyan.
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Talked to the guy, and it's apparently from online loan app Flash Loan. Was told to ignore and block, pero bakit may threats pa sa akin.
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Medyo weird nga ba itong out of stock pala yung AstraZeneca after announcing yesterday na parating na? Parang mas updated pa ang GrabFood e
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The best revenge is the one that's available nga siguro
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"Lahat ng magiging desisyon sa buhay ay nakadepende sa date na yan"
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Cute naman ito, kaso Karen's actual line starts with "OH MY GOD! Liar!"
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at this point, kasalanan na natin ito for treating views like "history is like chismis" as valid at ginawan pa ng storya
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Lawmakers literally clapping that a person can read ha
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Golf courses marked safe, probably
WALA MUNANG CAR WASH AT SWIMMING POOLS?
Suspending the operation of car wash establishments and prohibiting the use of swimming pools are among the options being considered by the government in managing water supply from Angat Dam amid threats posed by El Niño.
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House sets its own rules, of course, but how can a 28-year-old first-term congressman be a "senior"
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???
Ang galing ng mga major broadcast network at newspaper. Nanalasa na at lahat ang Super Bagyong Odette, pero si Leni parin ang headline nila. Hahahaha. Parang mga timang at tanga lang.
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This question, rather surprisingly, was received better on Facebook
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What? That's not a military uniform at all. May official military issue camo shorts ba?
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Asked by Rappler's Lian Buan about a contempt order issued by US courts, Rodriguez refused to look at the reporter and instead trained his eyes on the camera and said "next question."
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Ma-delay
Name something that's more likely to happen than meeting an NPA recruiter in UP
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As a lumaki sa QC, never kong na-imagine na puwede kausapin ng ganyan ang pulis
WATCH: Driver ng SUV na nanagasa sa 4 motorista sa Quezon Avenue, Quezon City, nagwala habang pinapakalma ng mga humuling pulis
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No, the same serial killer whose birthday Manila Bulletin commemorated in an art card? Surely not
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It rewards it
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Galingan natin sa work, guys. Wala tayong pambanlaw pag sinabon ni boss
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History is written by the victors nga talaga. Hindi naman sinabing written well.
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Ewan ko ha. Kayo nagpatest, kayo nag-announce ng resulta, tapos kayo ang magagalit
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"The adjective 'imeldific' -- which means 'ostentatiously extravagant' -- was coined after the Philippines' former first lady."
Marcos Jr. pays tribute to 'simple' mom in birthday vlog for Imelda
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Totoo naman, Marcos might have the luxury of picking and choosing where he appears but facing the press as an institution is not a matter of luxury.
True in the long run and for every candidate: How are we to help keep them accountable when they've grown used to free passes?
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Si Rep. Tolentino yung opismeyt na nagpapahamak ng sabayang "sick leave"
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