nick miller
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i finally understand the horrific nuances of having a crush on someone
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yes babe your takes on the met gala are so hot can we fuck now
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the only summer feeling i want to re experience is cominf out of the swimming pool as a kid with my friends the fresh smell of chlorine wet hair tired limbs
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i dont see the point of having a threesome if i want to disappoint two people at once i would just go to dinner w my parents
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big tweet for people with delusionships
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i was listening to taylor swift (hey haha) in the shower when my phone died and the guy in the stall next to me started playing cruel summer for me peak boys hostel
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people saying rockstar is ranbirs best film when ajab prem ki ghazab kahani exists
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currently winning all the idgaf wars because im too bothered by myself to be bothered by other people
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muting every pretty girl whose story i feel like liking from now on, . new person
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i think ive passed the normal age to have already had a girlfriend
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the guilt u feel after hooking up witn someone is because u didnt do it with me
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everybody moving on with their lives is so weird to me like stay with me guys lets be stuck in the past togehter
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feel like leonard cohen the way i picked the lowest octave
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after much introspection i have come to the conclusion that i infact am not the problem
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Rice purity scores gotta have a standard, like to beat the wh0re allegations you need 40 passing marks
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i bet this is what modi always imagined his wedding day to look like
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anant ambani will not be invited to my bday because i wasnot invited to the wedding
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baby keem is so good imagine he would be unstoppable if he was an adult
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Thinking about this one time back in lockdown twitter a girl dmed me asking me to go on a date w her just to make her ex jealous and that she would pay for the whole thing as well… I asked her to deactivate twitter and touch grass I hope she’s doing well
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love used to burn like a cigarette . now it can be charged and flavoured per use like a vape 💔
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hate it when pretty women dont tag the other pretty women they’re with in stories😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
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just one more situationship to distract myself from engineering god please last one
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Hello mutuals, I am writing to let you know I’ve turned autocapitalisation on .. do not be startled
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i love letting people who are clearly lying think that they have me convinced my favourite activity
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Aaj ki economy mein mai toh flirt bhi networking ke vaaste karleta hu
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People be finding love on this app but I can't even find true genuine friends that's crazy 👍
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modern romance timeline: 2 weeks texting -> 3 years situationship -> 5 yrs dating -> get engaged
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people who exclusively enjoy hip hop and rap are much happier in life ive noticed
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sometimes the urinal isnt even a urinal its your roommate’s milkshake
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“And it is not far enough! Do you think that there is a corner of this Earth that you could travel to far away enough to free me from this torment?” now if she was from dombivli…
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googled how to get from andheri to dombivli and they said i need to update my passport and get a visa
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all this is happening because i did not interact with that reel thrice and copy link twice to claim my happiness
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I MET PCRC I ASKED SURYAKANT WHEN THEYRE PUTTING WE R GETTING MARRIED ON SPOTIFY HE SAID SOON EVENTUALLY
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if i see pritam in my spotify wrapped again i am switching to apple music
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I do not want to date i want to month, or quarter yearly even
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people on ig wild bec why would u willingly tell people youre listening to heat waves
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@schadenfrauds
@jahn444
dekh bhai chalke 9 dinn dikha raha hai mai thoda bhaag lunga toh 4-5 dinn me aajaunga
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making plans with new friends is like riding a horse, i wouldnt want something with its own brain between my legs
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“humlogne aapse zyada zindagi dekhi hai” ha toh humein bhi dekhne do
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sex isnt the same if your parents are there to see how well youre doing
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hate strawberries but love strawberry flavoured things.. in a situationship with strawberries
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Sometimes i think about covering taylor swift songs but then screenshots of my own friends calling me ran through start flashing before my eyes.. cant appreciate a woman in this economy without being flagged a wh0re 😓
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fuck magic moments . none of the moments that follow are magical just btw
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my cousin asking me for tips to move on is so funny bro have you seen my personality
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u understand the pain of delusion as a concept when going through the unsent project
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why do lawyers make great coffee .? because they’re baristas😂😂😂
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high school clean slate for sure no nevermind college im starting over thats whats up well shit okay i am definitely starting fresh at work
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i aspire to be my uncle man is always with a glass of whiskey in his hand never drunk playing jazz all the time writing articles shitting on modi
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today has consistently gotten worse i need to have a beer alone about this
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sometimes a girl looking really fine in a story is as good as a really cool music video
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tried kurkure momos for the first whata fucking banger i take back my momo slander
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i once saw a priest drop his keys and bend over and pick them up and it was just so human it ruined religion for me
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OKAY FINALLY THE BOT IS READY itll tweet every 3 hours now for my next trick watch me fail DSA tomorrow
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the worst thing an adhd person can do while lying is assume that the other person must be smart as the worst case
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if ur getting beaten up just take ur dick out they cant beat u while ur dicks out rule 4 of fight club
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back home had aamras . life is good . have a bathroom of my own. drunk enough . going to take out the old guitar tonight
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My barber took one look at me and knew id been touched by another man. Never cheating in my life ever again
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as long as they’re under 250 they cant push the allies around 💯
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the graph lokks misleading but it is actually a point of discontinuity that is where girls lose touch with reality
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i can feel my neurons firing up (i finally just had a vadapav)
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i have immense respect for people who seek out the music they put on their stories to specific times and not the song’s preset timings on instagram
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