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i really do believe a friends to lovers pipeline would do wonders for me
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oh so u want me to fall in love? the thing that made frank ocean write self control?
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i love being the youngest person in office like hell yeah rohit congratulations on your wedding!!! while i’m out here wondering if she saw my story or not
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you’re slugging it out at work while some kid with generational wealth is posting a fit check video right now
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rt if you’re craving waffle with ice cream or have this deep seated fear of passage of time
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careful oomf !!!! your grief too strong your love too intense and your desires too deep… they will call u nonchalant
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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked
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“goa isn’t ready for us” like goa hasn’t seen 4 engineers in a floral shirt get drunk before
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tiku badmash after hard day of doing badmashi
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the fact that dps has schools outside delhi is making me lose my head?? wtf is delhi public school mumbai are u dumb
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i’ve been popping pills and feeling like a rockstar (vitamin d supplements)
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dudes will listen to mitski once and then make sure to tell it to every girl that they talk to
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oh so you listen to tame impala AND frank ocean? name all the people you’ve gaslit
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oomf u have to stop. your lips too chapped. your eyes too tired. ur presence too omnious and ur tweets too repetitive.
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it’s about time u fall in love with something that loves u back…and that my friends is your nose
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statement of purpose? i want to join your organisation for mauj masti
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i HATE when people use random emojis to react to ur text like girl wth is 🥞 supposed to mean
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your ancestors fought for your freedom and here you are downloading hinge
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whatever happened to captions like “i love pani puri ❤️”
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your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who’s from jindal or ashoka
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run away as fast as possible if someone calls 500 days of summer their favourite film
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kanye out here making a case for why it’s always better to pick a bf with no social media presence
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me in hell explaining what a moan space is to a peasant who committed blasphemy in 1359
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you’re concerned about being called trash while they’re concerned about their bodies being dumped in the trash, recognise your privilege.
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hello sharks today i would like to offer u guys my lollapalooza tickets
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why did we as a society normalise people making instagram accounts for their pets and posting captions like “hooman gave me head pats today woof”
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‘indian rizz’ and the whole time it’s just making everyone around you uncomfortable with sexual remarks
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dev patel singlehandedly saving all the lanky Indian college stoner bros w curly hair from embarrassment by deceiving people into thinking they’re attractive
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babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your amul masti chach tetra pack
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dudes after posting (1) black nailpaint and cigarette in hand photo
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my kid going to be so mad when i name them blue tokai vietnamese style iced coffee
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if someone put a gun to my head and told me to sing kabhi kabhi aditi without missing a lyric tell my mom i’ll be home in 3 minutes and 38 seconds
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she said she can’t handle another lockdown so i will simply learn how to destroy the new variant and protect her happiness
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i love how everyone on twt thinks they’re the biggest lover to exist relax hauz khas casanova we get it
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this is how my oomfs in mumbai live
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varsity jackets and jordans really got all the rich indian kids in a chokehold
alright boys fit Inspo for y’all if y’all need help I can tell y’all how and where to get them from also always here to help<3
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“can u explain this gap in your resume” yeah i was lying motionless in my bed my bad lol
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they should make a show like suits based in india and call it kurta
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what substance do i need to abuse to end this cycle of spacing out and feeling indifferent towards things
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i have seen the brightest minds of my generation get destroyed by costar and astrology bot
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people w coloured hair be cool asf like u know what sour punk apple candy stick I think I like you
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i think my worst fear is someday i’ll meet farhan akhtar and realise he’s actually not a nice person
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farah khan can make dune but can denis villeneuve make coming of age movie om shanti om? thought so .
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sex is cool but have u ever [proceeds to list a completely unrelated oddly specific thing which proves why sex is better]
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“nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” i’ve literally seen u post pictures of the sky
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“lemme style you” relax mister 1 pair of baggy pants, varsity jacket and a tote bag
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realising that the number of hours you have with your loved ones is actually not so large and they grow older every passing second while there’s nothing you can do to change it
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im so sorry i accidentally fed chocolates to your golden retriever boyfriend
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local man discovers that painting his nails black won’t get him a date this month
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“keep liking my tweets and we gonna end up like this” this is literally my 67th time liking your tweets sarah when are we gonna end up like this
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did ur boyfriend compliment your diwali media yesterday or do i have to
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ice creams r literally the most pointless good thing we’ve ever come up with
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just cried thinking about if mei aloo ke parathe khaunga toh aloo kya khayega
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hot people (me) write everything in lowercase (also me) no grammar no knowledge only pure unfiltered vibes
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bunty are you in the right headspace to receive information about your soap
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engineer to literature and music enthusiast cinephile softboy scariest pipeline to exist
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why do men wear anything remotely pink once and act as if they did a favour to society
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fun fact nft stands for:
n - never
f - felt the
t - touch of another human being
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can we popularise diaries again I’m sick of hearing some of y’all talk about having a crush on ur cousin and getting diarrhoea
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I be like I’m fighting my demons and the whole time it’s just my five due assignments
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philosophy girl be like “why isn’t he texting back” girl hold on I’m looking up calf kuh esk
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is it really possible for a kapil sharma boy and a pete davidson girl to be in a relationship
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ma’am your son is calling women on the internet *checks note* a shot of espresso
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