please please please sign this petition

@2ndmostgavv praying for you 😔

@mylittlej0urnal no same

@wlwasuka damn, you got me :/

@BunnyCat015 i was suspicious right off the bat bc i just had to cut out gluten and i’ve been using it as an excuse too tbh

@frankieats i love you

RT @Le_Unorthodox: BREAKING: Lady Gaga has assassinated United States President Donald Trump at #SuperBowlLIX 🚨

why did emma stone have to catch a stray like that in to the bone what did she do to deserve that

@angelicxro at my worst i once watched it twice in 24 hours

@mintteaangel fr i had a different girl ask me for tips

@rottingblondexx wait that would be so funny did you go to a community college in the midwest

@unicorncats420 yeah she was super weird i think she just really wanted me to like her. she also tried to tell me she had gone to the same rehab as me but they didn’t accept ¢!$ men and she realized she was mtf while i knew her (so after she said she went)

@unicorncats420 she said it was bc she wasn’t eating and “was in marching band”

i know everyone voted yes but i checked my bank account and it voted no so unfortch i did not get coffee

@zerocalfemme i had a friend in 5th-8th grade who told me she was in the harry potter movies. we lived in the american midwest

@melslife222 ty lovely 💛

@starvingstarsu i’m p sure she was just a compulsive liar

RT @rowanrots: me & those old lady caramel candies 🫶🏻

@ellorexic333 love how he told you his name like it wasn’t on his profile