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I’m technically a licensed attorney. IBS is the game. She/her

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9 months
I’m gonna start posting things I cook because I use to love cooking before COVID and posting my meals helped encourage me to continue so here it goes: Chicken Piccata with Angel hair pasta and spinach
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@crocfanpage Part of her charm was her being an older teacher...not a fresh out of college teacher. She was the whacky, experienced middle aged trickster teach. 😡
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@asj519 I should have known this was the problem - so many people don’t realize gorilla glue is water activated 😭
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4 years
@SKINNNYLISA All I see is skinny people posing vs slouching
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1 year
@punished_cait At first I was like “oh cool a sensory space for students that need it!” then I realized safe room meant safe from bullets not safe space room and whew boy
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@oldenoughtosay he is going to be so embarrassed when you tell this story and show the tattoo to all his teen friends I cannot wait
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@Maladroithe “but it’s so cute she’s like a little fruit fly”
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@chlojaramillo like three specs of dirt came off 😭
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@heyMAKWA Bear went from “doo da doo just a stroll” to “OH SHIT NOT MARK” in two seconds
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3 years
@RaveenTheDream @browjoi When I first started to hit puberty and vaginal discharge started to be more prominent I thought I had an STI or a disease and cried. I had never had any sexual interactions at all. I was scared to ask anyone about it 🥲
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@BoredAtGym @pookleblinky There are so many levels of what the fuck is happening here
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@kLLsMTHmusic @kingofthedonies And then you get that manic drive to go crazy resolving some of the tasks but you burn out half way through the day and then they pile on over the week and repeat
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@unicornthorn I feel so bad for laughing but MA’AM.
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1 year
@OgLakyn This in combination with the faux distressed fireplace has me in shambles
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2 years
@DanDanTransient please tell me he told them and embarrassed the hell out of them for doing so
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@BoredAtGym @pookleblinky Like there is no chance this is real but to even come up with it? So much depth. And on the off chance that it is real…huh.
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@snitchery Give me a Kyoshi cartoon. Give me an animated version of the comics. Give me the story between ATLA and Korra. Give me a random avatar. ANYTHING but remaking the series.
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@_AlexandraGG_ @drawntosenia My egg chose the sperm for ideal genetic assets and I was born? Who do I sue?
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@TheDreamGhoul The only paper longer than 10 pages I ever wrote in college was for my medieval sex and religion class and it was on the relationship between Gwen and Lancelot and Arthur. I had to read text in old english rip me.
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@colocha_rachel There are a lot of people that are new to disability and haven't grasped that reality yet. It's really sad :/
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@jamteacake @s0phiem_ It doesn’t accept pets because it already comes with hundreds of them ☠️
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@IanColdwater Every few hours there is a new terrible fact that exceeds the last and every few hours we are sent further spiraling through cartoonish villian antics.
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@TheDreamGhoul My other English class? We did a correspondence exercise for a final that was in the Harry Potter universe to throw some creative flare in there. I got the highest grade in the class and my prof gloated about my paper because I'm a LOSER.
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@emhoe666 @johnmanuelarias The one in the left looks like a fucking garbage can
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@annakathh @toodlehausn Why is The Great Escape on repeat. No way that song lasted long enough for all those hits.
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@Di_Sea_Splitter My favorite:
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@no_good_wyfe Did he watch chicken run recently 💀
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@Dinosore @Pompadorbz @Ohlilshell WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THERE IS A PERSON INSIDE OF ISABELLE
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@NickNBeauty @cassfrass__ High key thought her arm out the window was a dog bye
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@pududeer “Like, I would never gobble the same dick as my sista”
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4 years
@kcsunshine7777 @35mmPapi @ReignOfApril Why is it that the off brand comes in resealable bags but the brand name doesn’t 😪
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@VerizonSupport FREDDY PLEASE STOP.
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@thatsnotweedbro @CIR_Estee A microphone picking up data is not the same as a camera picking up video
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@rxmsxy @OgLakyn Gotta fill the boat with gas to get to our floating recycled plastic tennis match on the Great Barrier Reef 🥰🥰🥰 Oh no, gotta buy a few jet skiis for ball collectors hope the coral likes neon rubber balls covered in fuzz that could look like worms 🥰🥰 fishies gotta eat 🐠
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@QuadrupleU @ByMikeBaker @CJIngalls Grave robbing seminar had been rescheduled to 11PM, sorry for the inconvenience.
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@coffeespoonie Mabel was dressed like a bee and a little boy told me “watch out, there’s a big bee in your house” 🥹 I’m going to be riding the seratonin from that interaction for the rest of the week.
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@uncIeanspirit Bonus cramp: is this my IBS
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@unicornthorn oh he was a nerd nerd nerd 😭
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@BPD_MN “Human error.” First off, you doubled down after people started calling you out. Second, you are the police - you should know the actual definition of theft. 🙄
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@choochoobear @sapphixy If they wipe our wimpy man Howard off the map I’m gonna be pissed. I’d be nice for them to divorce amicably and her find a lovely partner and Idk Howard could get a chihuahua.
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@ewgrim @hypatheticgirl I need them to redo that video ASAP
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@LigmaBullz @NatuCravesxD Oh my god I didn’t know it did this
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@clapifyoulikeme But pay is structured as if you’re in a four person poly relationship living in a one bedroom apartment and whoops good luck feeding any of you or keeping it clean because you’re all working and tired
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that’s literally the cost of a starter home now, what’s not clicking?
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People are skipping over starter homes, and jumping straight into 300k+ Mortgages. That’s one of the reasons they’re financially failing. Your first car shouldn’t be a Bentley.
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@onlineryn @_hotasiandad Estelle is free now. She played Garnet. She’s ok.
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@DanielleDASH @camillard “Ok now breath number two” ..as I’m on breath number 47
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@VerizonSupport I don’t want to be mean because you’re just doing your job but to prevent further embarrassment please read the tweets before responding. The people with clown on you hard.
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@Lamiasdottir @TheeSkinBoss “Stopped sleeping on my face 8 years ago” ok but does she strap herself into bed my body does what ever it wants in my sleep 😭
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@erikaheidewald Seeing my initial disability, IBS, listed by state gov jobs as a disability really solidified it for me. Unfortunately it did not help solidify my stools.
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@thecalahjones @BrendanHarberts @PBR_TAKO I want to see this dogs glow up but he probably dead by now
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@ewgrim @hypatheticgirl This has brought me so much joy. No one ever understands my reference to this genius.
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@ambrecorn you don't want your cilantro to flower or go to seed, it makes it taste bad. PRIORITIES. Love it.
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@imstupidhbu Uh this isn’t middle class - it’s upper middle class if anything.
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@trojanjustin Celebrate being fancy
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@byraquelle @Asimple_guy @queend236 They have a sliding glass door and bars on half off it that you could fit maybe a toe on and they call it a balcony
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@big_cheddars @Anna_Snackz @xoxogossipgita and how do those living portraits work like how are they different than normal wizard pictures and are they separate sentient beings from their counter parts kind of like the The Fat Lady or are they accurate depictions of someone’s thoughts and beliefs? HOW DOES THIS WORK!!
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@colocha_rachel It's absolutely maddening and even worse for those that are at an older age that are expected to have health decline because ~aging~. It's hard enough being late 20s/early 30s and trying to get a doc to understand long covid - I can't even imagine how it is for older folks.
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@rachelmillman they look like a child decorated them, as Christmas cookies should, therefore they are perfect
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@lolacoaster Our cat Iroh was just a kitten and he was making THE GROSSEST coughing noise - it sounded like he was choking on something - so I rushed him to our vet. He screamed so much on the seven minute drive that what ever he had in his throat was dislodged by the time we got there 1/2
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@creeseeee @BienSur_JeTaime they had their scrapbooking granny for a pair of scissors because they lost theirs
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@lingerie_addict there’s something special about clothing retiring to the “house/cleaning/yard work/painting” drawer.
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@jennabohenna Looking at the picture I see the metal piece at the bottom but that is not where I would be looking in person - I would have walked right into it like a silly bird.
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@lolacoaster Here he is after we moved into our house. He fell asleep sitting up next to boxes on the guest bed 😭
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@HannahPosted Verizon store employee: cool we don’t do anything in store you have to go online bye (actual thing that happened when I wanted to discuss switching off my parents plan)
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@coffeespoonie I hope she cried
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@blkgrlmagicc @Always_Focused_ I hope his tongue peeled for a week
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@Sblahov Because I didn’t maintain my oboe properly it cracked. Housing quality instruments is a ton of work and they deserve to be valued in more ways than simply preserving for looks and history.
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@xSkulblaka @kawailenaa_ Hawaiians have been asking people to stop visiting for years.
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sure MN has had legal medicinal marijuana since 2014 but idt I know a single person who qualifies/has found a doctor willing to prescribe it and I know a lot of people with multiple chronic illnesses, opioid resistant chronic pain, etc.
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@roxiqt @KendraWrites I had to explain to coworkers the other day that the reason hospitals are overwhelmed, is in part due to COVID decimating immune systems.
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@TheRaDR All I can think about today is your threads on Judaism and abortion and how that belief is completely ignored in these arguments. Sotomayor is a light in all of this today.
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@unicornthorn A child hood friend’s mom use to run a daycare and when I’d go over there I’d play with the pile of disconnected keyboards as a tween because I loved the clacking. I’m also very good at typing and liked to show off how fast I was 😂 you have me very much beat.
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there is no justification for violently destroying and dismantling houseless encampments. doing so not only displaces marginalized, high risk individuals, it dismantles a safe community, destroys expensive/irreplaceable documents and belongings, and further traumatizes them.
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@juhlihsah I almost puked thinking they weren’t going to remove those sideburns
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@AnaMardoll “We are switching to our own content so the reason you got Netflix to begin with (watch nostalgic content/stuff you missed) but lol stay with us?”
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@BPD_MN That’s still not how theft works? If something is for free the intent of giving something away for free doesn’t matter. There is no contractual obligation. The owner of the library has no property interest of the books…they are free.
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@Imani_Barbarin Imani, you can’t say you bought them in two different colors and not show us 🤣
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@lolacoaster This wasn't realized until after he had forced his way out of his carrier in the lobby while I was checking on him. He is a goober and will melt in your arms so he was walking around winning over the entire vet staff - I thought they were going to steal him. 2/2
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@OgLakyn tits out but make it grandma
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@legaladvice_txt Family law attorneys often have free consults I am begging people to not look to the internet for this type of thing 😭
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@pholanthropist Don’t tell them about those cubic zarconia earrings they got from Claire’s. 🤐
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@SatomiTheRedFox @RileyGryc @emmeneeez She’s gonna ask why we’re on MySpace next
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@thejournalista A very important part of his testimony (including all that you’ve said) is that Mr. Floyd was awake and responsive the whole time - the defense has stated he was sleeping/unresponsive in the car.
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@ashxni @EnbyCharlieBrwn Added: if you are severely congested and have COVID cough I lived on robittuson DM cough syrup for months.
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@BreeNewsome THAT’S IGGY AZALEA? I…whew.
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@ambrecorn I wish you both a prosperous garden, good eats and, well I don't need to wish you love because you already have it so...puppies.
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@saint_vivi @spaceyhoes @bruhweareweak @JLo And we are in a literal pandemic with the highest unemployment rates we’ve seen in years. People are dying and losing their livelihood.
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@notgwendalupe why are they performing a church skit
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@jaboukie Jaboukie no you gotta let those soak in water! Leaving them on the soil = mold city
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@_composttherich As someone who has been stalked at work, that receptionist should be fired. I have a low tolerance for this.
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@rebeccaga11oway @chunkbardey Canned asparagus sounds so gross I’m so sorry
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Outing your abuser isn’t cancel culture. OUTING YOUR ABUSER ISNT CANCEL CULTURE. No matter how the abuser may have changed, it is not your obligation to stay silent or forgive them. It is not your fault if your abuser ends their life. It is not your fault.
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@kendallhosseini an airline but for celebrities lol
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@clhubes I don’t like the orange floors either (my house has them) but the answer is NOT going grey 😭 I wanna go a lil darker or maybe like walnut
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@Always_Focused_ @drawntosenia WHY DID HE DO THIS? WHAT DOES IT PROVE?
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Part of the reason COVID is spreading so much is because people don’t actually know VERY IMPORTANT FACTS and our government isn’t saying anything. Christmas taught me, a high risk person, how little those around us, especially older family, know.🧵 (1/?)
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