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The state paid out 1.5B in 2020 as a result of lawsuits.
Dust yourself and get your Golf R’s my boys
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Does Mercedes know about this ? 😂😂😂😂
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Drinking and driving again 😭
Some Zwartkops drinking and driving with a F20 M240 (the 135 mods are a bit meh)
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@BkallyH
@MokateTshegoo
Once again, you find a grown ass man in women’s business.
Phuma bo!
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Your dads would probably let you buy cars from Gezina.
There’s no such thing as petrol lasting longer
Which one is your 1st preference and why.
Me : Shell , simply because my dad said their petrol last longer
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@AlienMzansi
Can’t even spell Eugene, how would you know what a Viking inspired tattoo looks like?
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Petrolhead Twitter and the Queen of the Nerds really came together and showed up for the boy 🔥🔥
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The holiest of all trinities
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8.5R
SAns will only see it in 24mnths.
M5 yona? It’s at the harbour right now😂
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Honestly, yellow lane drivers deserve the harshest AARTO punishment available.
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RS 3 would chow this in 1hr.
He’s a better man than me
this guy on i blew it finished 1.2 million in 1 month 😭 as in 30 days 😭🤚🏽
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@Rea_Wolf_PT
Can confirm!
Especially in jhb, what is going in on that province?
One moment a restaurant is a nice chill spot, jiki jiki it’s now serving hub and the music is loud.
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The C43 and M340i should never be uttered in the same sentence.
Miles apart.
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😭😭😭
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Keep left, Pass right.
Passing lane isn’t a holiday inn.
This gang is so stubborn you’ll end up overtaking on the left 😂😂😂
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@lira12_joy
@eNCA
Before you side with Ndosi, this is why :
WATCH | Part 4
Action Society Director of Community Safety
@IanCameron23
at the community meeting between the Police Ministry and residents of Nyanga and Gugulethu today.
Video credit:
@kaylynnpalm
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Izovuka le…
But…
Someone’s R is going to go missing.
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😂insane foreshadowing
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2.5 tanks later, I’m not leaving the house for at least 2 weeks
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I have a theory… it’s a long shot, but bear with me…
How about…… you pay your taxes so they don’t bother you? Wild, right? 🤯
I just blew your mind.
Anyone else noticing that SARS is busy targetting small white owned businesses with the aim of destroying them.
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Interns don’t live in a magical world where rent isn’t due and they get to work using Alladin’s carpet.
Why do interns feel obligated to getting paid? Lol
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@Mr_PeterM
Fast if your suspension can can handle it.
If you’re in a small car, just take it easy😂
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Shush
Male friendships last because they are based on hedonism, are low risk and lack depth. Most of them rely on alcohol to get together and tend to avoid any confrontations to keep things kumbaya but on the low, they actually hate each other and compete with one another.
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@Bonisile_RMS
😭 the accuracy of this!
The only thing that “influencer money” has to show are insta pics..
But hey, sizothini🤷🏾♂️
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This post is clearly bait. Doesn’t matter how trained you are, if you’re outgunned, engaging will only lead to your early demise.
JMPD officers engaged by multiple armed tango's in the earlier hours of this morning. Note how the officers run away - South African citizen, you are on your own. One officer shot.
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@Rea_Wolf_PT
Groove merchants😂😂😂. Even on a hike, they want to carry a Bluetooth speaker and a hubbly.
Can’t win with those😂
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Big talks for a car that is about to have a facelift and STILL hasn’t hit the showroom floors
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@anthonyleneage
😂 nobody said there’s anything wrong with selling.
It’s the masquerade that’s making people howl the most
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Haaibo jesu!!!!! Are my eyes deceiving me?
A BMW with working indicators?!?!?
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KZN SAPS every week.
BREAKING NEWS | Two wanted CIT suspects have just been shot dead by KZN police in Verulam.
Members from the provincial tracking team confronted the men before they allegedly opened fire.
One suspect - armed with a rifle - escaped on foot. The other two died at the scene.
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Hate to say it, but…
The
@VolkswagenSA
Golf 8.5 GTI was revealed in January 2024 but will it come to South Africa?
💥 2.0L turbopetrol engine now with 195 kW!
🧐 VW 'still investigating' case for SA introduction
Details here 👉🏽
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Almost😭
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I still can’t believe these are running B58 engines from factory.
They haven’t taken off that well locally
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It always blows my mind how most of these gents only knew each other online…
What a great bunch of gents (and ladies)
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Do not…. And I repeat, Do not! Do this!
Turbos aren’t cheap.
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@P_McCullpugh
@FIRSTHELP_
Unless extremely urgent, and all options have been exhausted…
DO NOT use these guys.
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This is also common on the below:
120d (E82 and up).
220d.
420d.
All 330d generations.
Guys, please remember that once a car reaches 100,000 kms, the engine will explode, and you will die!!! Especially the 2019 BMW G80 330d. With 19-inch alloys and glass sunroof. Get it rid of it!!! Now!
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@muzy747
Remove the tint.
That’s R1500 max aftermarket, you’ll do it some other time.
Also, scrap that delivery fee. If they refuse, walk away.
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Whatever y’all do, don’t ever glamourise driving drunk or fatigued.
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Diesel agenda must agend🙂↕️
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One thing about Petrolhead Twitter…
We’ll show up to cheer the boy on!
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@mangalani
@nubian6
@Hloni051
@KGOTLI20
Don’t be a shitty person and you won’t have people wishing the worst on you..
It’s that simple.
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Insane grip levels.
Get this driver arrested asap.
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@CityofCT
@LudidiVelani
@CityofCTAlerts
….so if I upload a vid of me clocking 237 on Buitengracht, y’all won’t do anything?
Bet.
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@Sbonelo_Kwazi
@Thobekah_N
@iamntshavhi
Waze waphoxa.
Umuntu ukhuluma ngento eyenzeka ekhaya kubo and you’re deflecting
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@MotoringZulu
😂 my sister once reversed onto my foot efunda…
Ngathi never again, seek professional help
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Jhb to dbn for 1K and an additional fee to ship the 225?
😂 the N3 will never see me again!!!!
Please do CPT, the Jitas will love this!
KeDezember and PRASA is pleased to announce that you can now travel from JHB to Cape Town or Durban at less than a R1000 for a single trip. If you are travelling to Durban, bring your car along at an additional affordable fee!
#Ziyabuya
#SummerTravels
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