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After
#EndsSARS
and
#EndSWAT
our next focus should be that devilish document called the 1999 constitution. We deserve better.
#end1999constitution
as well would be the next hashtag.
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@DrOlufunmilayo
The traffic lights on Lekki/Epe express way. If u r driving dont wind down. I was robbed at the igbo efor traffic light. I stopped for the light to show green. That was how one guy came to the driver side and was shouting that I hit him with my car. Not knowing his second was..
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@AfolabiAdedoyin
You have a lifetime to work sir. Let's sacrifice these few days for a better tomorrow
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Even when
@sympIy_tacha
is not up for eviction, the whole of my body is still telling me vote for Tacha. What do we call that? Chai! Tacha for the mulla abeg
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@A6oki
@DanielRegha
@instablog9ja
Deeper life still has some of the prettiest ladies in this country. No just argue am
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@mhiz_precious2
@LP_SituationRm
@NgLabour
@DavidHundeyin
@PeterObi
@ruffydfire
@OselokaHObaze
@chude__
The constitution says a rerun is between the top 2 and the 3rd. So na between LP, PDP and APC
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Recharge cards giveaway in 62 minutes right here on twitter. Stay tuned. Thanks
@dastreetking
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@itsLaycon
Laycon no be so oh. My sister be dey like u oh. If she come see this tweet now nko?
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@kingdubie_
@instablog9ja
Dey play. Make Tiwa give me green light first. If I no fall make I know wetin cause am
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@LegendaryJoe
I am Obidient and to be frank all these ur points is enough for me to even vote against GRV but the only point popular in the streets is bcos he is Chinedu and for me that is not enough. If u guys had made this points clear and not make it look like a tribal war...
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@marlians__
Yet some pple would just see the way she is dressed and conclude she is a bad girl
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@firstladyship
"In much wisdom is much grief, he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow". Eccl 1:18. I agree with most of ur political views bt u see this bible argument so, just leave am. Because only u go soon argue this same scriptures rope urself so oh. Well, we dey here dey wait
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A soft answer turneth away wrath - Prov. 15:1. So someone got on my nerves. Wanted to take legal action. I needed to seek counsel as well. But with this kind of response from my boss
@alibabagcfr
i think it's best i…
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@SEzekwesili
Very soon na the same eye them take dey look police them go take dey look lawyers
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This is the funniest Nigerian comedy channel you'd come across. Not overhyped though but doper than weed.
#lifeistooshort
#comedy
#funny
Pls watch and subscribe.
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Happy anniversary boss
@alibabagcfr
and mummy Mary mummymary_ Let it be more blissful. More and more. No blisters. Amen!
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@Naija_PR
When the whole etiosa NIMC center say they can only register 30 pple per day. I've been going there as early as 4:30am since on the 7th of January. Went there today as at 4:50am. My number was 112. So anything them like make dem do Abeg.
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@Lugard_Tareotu
Nigeria do not need pple that will rush and post something without proofreading
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@erigganewmoney
Eribaba! Which kind Igbo u smoke and if na God dey run am which kind seed u sow?
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My Papa fit get money pass this Terry Waya sef. At least my father's net worth is not unknown.
#BBNaija
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@iam_ayooyewumi
@realkenokonkwo
@Frankeelodeo
So how did the person get the exact results that inec announced on the 26th as at 20th February? We no be small pikin here nah
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@Idjack12
@itswhitemoney
That's why I love waffi, we no dey support rubbish whether u be our brother or not. If u do anyhow u go see anyhow
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@iamEEBluno
@Naijablogger
And there's Tradermoni, marketmoni, agromoni, NPower, and many other things for him self
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I just like life on the internet. You may have 10million views and still not be able to pay rent.
#lifeistooshortwithshortfamily
#myshortcomings
#nov11th
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@MobilePunch
This Davido too get sense walai! Who else notice the way him take change the PDP chant to Imole?
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Before you judge or condemn the HMs, just imagine on the last day God decides to play your video of your whole life to the world. R u sure ur video will be PG 13, 16+, 18+, exclusive to Showmax or exclusive to porn hub? It's a rhetorical question.
#bbnaijalockdown2020
#bbnaija
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Na woman go win this year big brother. The most hated of them all. Don't call me a prophet yet.
#BBNaija
#Pepperdem
#Tacha
#symply_tacha
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@UberFacts
Comprehension is a problem in naij fr. The story simply means her husband was in prison for robbing a bank. The husband simply moved to the roof of the prison the day she was to fly over the prison and she picked the husband from the roof
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@ZPaulee
@SMiTHiE___
Una go push WM into music, acting, drumming,cooking, business and anything but u see Laycon, he knows what he came to the show specifically to promote. His 'Music'. U can't take that from him. Thank u
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I will never forget on this day, February 8th, 2005 den use shawarma collect my first love for Abraka, campus one. Love garden to be precise. Shawarma just reign come abraka then.
#heartbreakanniversary
We Move!
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@ChimaChristian_
Na this election go make us know whether we go dey respect lawyers especially SANs or whether we go just put them for the same class as Nigeria Police
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@erigganewmoney
Make Baba just give me unending cash flow with good health, come top am with peace and long life. I know say Him dey see my handwriting sha. 🙏
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Once upon a time
@wizkidayo
had a goat as Pet.
@iRuntown
had a lion as a pet. Pls I want to beg them. Even if u don't want to do cash giveaways, kindly donate your pets for the eradication of
#covidhunger
Asun dey hungry me sef. Rt if u r in support
#korokorotruths
#COVID19
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@DeleMomodu
@RealKiddwaya
@EricaNlewedim
This tweet bears within the salient wish that the winner shouldn't be bigger than the disqualified. Hence I won't agree. I wish that all prosper and become big in their respective rights.
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@renoomokri
The fact that this Gunmi is not yet arrested just show we ain't yet ready for any change at all.
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So this Eric no know say the world is facing a pandemic? Been eating anyhow as If big brother dey owe am before. If I be biggie I will declare one whole day for a fast for Eric especially. Haba!
#bbnaijalockdown2020
#BBNaijaLocdown
#BBNaija
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@DrOlufunmilayo
No mind them. Person threaten Laycon life, biggie was speaking big grammar that night. He said 'GOADING'. I was just angry that night.
#BBNaija
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@bukolasaraki
Dear sir, I don't have much to say. Kindly look at this picture. This is how cows are breeded in a sane clime. Why are we making it look like Nigeria is the first to breed cows?
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@DrOlufunmilayo
I actually counted your 💡They are up to 71. U get luck. That's how jobless I am tonight. 🤣
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@davidolawyer
@amandachinda_
So when u cut yourself won't u wash the knife with soap. How long can the virus survive outside the body? Stop the stigma. Malaria kills faster than HIV. Don't let them fool u
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@AcpIshaku
@Ugokoj
@NaijaViralz
@PoliceNG
@PoliceNG_CRU
@segalink
@RuggedyBaba
@ProfOsinbajo
@NGRPresident
@PremiumTimesng
@SaharaReporters
@DrJoeAbah
He shouldn't answer questions. It is not an interview for promotion. He should be demoted or sacked.
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LAYCON is legit no be weed dey run am. No be codein, ref or trams. Bro U fit still spit naturally if u want sha.
#ifuknowuknow
#bbnlockdown
#BBNajia
#laycon
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@New_Love_Ltd
@Iykaaaaay
@Clar_Olufemi
Life not Nollywood, Hollywood or Bollywood. Life is ..... Life
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@Symply_Tacha
That you read it now does not mean Chimamanda is 100% right though. Sometimes silence is still golden.
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On behalf of the king
@alibabagcfr
and the entire comedy nation, I say happy birthday to Mummy…
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All the way from Aba,
@mclozy
break into their Lagos market 😂😂😂 Thanks for blessing the stage with electrifying set.
#lifeistooshortwithshortfamily2
The
#AJAHHIGHWAY
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Give us a Dubai, China or US in Nigeria and then, only then u can regulate social media but for now
#SayNoToSocialMediaBill
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"Nigeria is a dictatorship with a democratic face". - DJ Switch. We will never forget.
#EndSARS
#LekkiMassacre
#Lekkitollgate
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Do u know a lot of pple offering to teach u
#Forex
online have not actually traded live before? All they know is Demo trading. Don't be deceived. It's not in the human nature to give out valuable information for free
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@AYCOMEDIAN
I cheated on my fears, Broke up with my doubts, Got engaged to my Faith,Now I’m married to my Dreams.It's in me and also in You"
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Let's just give Laycon the money. No need for 10 weeks again. Who is with me?
#bbnlockdown
#BBNajia
#laycon
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Wonderful country. U can be CELIBATE AND PREGNANT or better still, CELIBATE WHILE PREGNANT, OR if u want, u can be CELIBATE UNTIL u r PREGNANT
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Dear Nigerians, especially the youth, contrary to your assumptions that if all the Leaders die suddenly the country will be better, I like to inform u that even at that, nothing will still change. RIP
#abbakyari
#korokorotruths
#funkeakindelebello
#Covid_19
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There's nothing like Situationship joor. Simply say you are in a relationship that neither of you are not committed to or u r not willing to commit to
#BBNaijia2020
#BBNaijaLockdown
#laycon
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If u are a runs girl or if u rendered any service whatsoever to/with this Italian guy, pls kindly speak out now oh. This one is not HIV. This one has cure. Speak up and save everyone.
#coronavirusnigeria
#coronavirusinlagos
#corona
#lagos
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So headies just fly wizkid from Ghana with PJ just keep am for front like table of content sha. There are really levels to this.
#hiptv
#Wizkid
#14thHeadies
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The Naijahoodrep is on guys!!! You can watch on Dstv channel 259, Gotv channel 98, Startimes channel 195
8pm-9pm mon-Sat
9pm-10pm. Also on YouTube
@nevadabridgetv
4pm-10pm daily or watch on the app 12pm-12am daily.
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@Doctor_Firdausi
They didn't here one thing u just said because of your beauty. Next time wear mask like anonymous
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The show is not actually boring. Una don see big brother finish. They should just rest the show for another 3 to 5 years.
#BBNaija
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Lagos! Don't dull it! Tonight let's dig it. Catch me live at
#ajegunletotheworld
Eko hotels.
@Ajegunle2DWorld
@iamboborazzi007
@msmgrecord
@daddyshowkey1
@ Badore Ajah Lagos
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When are we going to talk about the Headies making a supposed Nigerian music awards look like a Yoruba film awards. Wetin my south south brothers do una? I thought they said numbers don't lie? Naija? This one no be APC orr PDP oh. Na we we dey do we.
#14thHeadies
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Dear Nigerian girls, una no go see my heart take play this Valentine. My sense is back. Ntor! 😋😜😜
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Headies for bringing Laycon, all your sins are forgiven. Congrats champ!
@deejayneptune
#hiptv
#14thHeadies
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Last night for the private screening of
#finewine
A NevedabridgeTv Original. Out in cinemas nationwide on February 12th. But wait, is
@whalemouth1
really that tall? Oh I get, I was bending down
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Last year by this time I was busy singing 'this life i can't kill myself....' If I had known. Where's Timaya now?
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It's official!
#lifeistooshortwithshortfamily3
SHOTS FIRED
October 8th, 2023
Tickets: 10k, Front Row: 50k (Limited seats available)
Venue: Shell Hall, Muson Center, Onikan Lagos. For sponsorship enquiries/consideration please email: shortfamilycomedian1
@gmail
.com
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When ur mama advice u u no hear, u need to hear from your friend wey him mama sef advice wey no hear and wetin happen to am.
@oganetwork
#hellomummy
is everything. Thanks brov!
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Calling someone who is not your biological father daddy is not always a sign of humility, most times it is POVERTY. May our children not call other people daddy. Happy children's day Nigeria.
#lifeistooshortwithshortfamily
#liveinajah
#June12th
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Unapologetically Obidient. Happy Birthday your Excellency P.O
@PeterObi
May all your dreams come through. Amen.
#HappyBirthdayPresidentPeterObi
#HappyBirthdayPeterObi
#happybirthdaythepeoplespresident
#WorldPeterObiDay
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When all of these corona issues are over Nigerians won't still realize that they they don't have a functional government. Our youths won't still be wise. There'll still be thugs for their election riggings. I weep for my country.
#COVID19
#CoronaVirusUpdate
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