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Sending the military? Big mistake
Because in doing that, you have undermined the constitution, you have canceled the purpose of the National Assembly, made nonsense of the Supreme Court and confirmed that the Presidency cannot manage the country's affairs
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He is not one of us... we take beg God you
Famous Nigerian Comedian
@dino_melaye
claims
#coronavirus
deaths caused by 5g mobile networks.
The Comedian was once elected a lawmaker in
@NGRSenate
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To all those complaining of the refusal to give forex to fund importation of food, please watch this video. How many Nigerians who live below poverty lines eat imported food? If the market favours the manufacturers of such food, let them come set up shop in Nigeria
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First things first, there is no ban on imports of foreign food. Government is saying we won't fund it. Only about 40m or less Nigerians depend on those imported food. Many of the rest survive on the staples. That ARE NOT imported. So if you want to import food find the forex. QED
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This is one more reason I miss Prof Dora Akunyili... if our Agencies raided shelves of these places selling consumables, we will be a better country. Customs, NAFDAC, S.O.N... if they managed to pass the border, catch them in the store!!!!
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You are a bloody liar and this again is one more reason for the people asking for the social media bill to push further.
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When it suits some people, they will make reference to David who danced naked. They forget he was polygamous. They forget he coveted someone's wife. They forget he killed to possess. They will quote his Psalms, but they can not tolerate any man who does half what he did. Mscheew
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No matter what... you do not have the right or authorization to shoot at unarmed civilians during a protest
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In 2003, the ban on import of fruit juices came into effect. All the people who were protesting, claimed we did not have the capacity to meet local needs. The ban came into effect. Chivita moved from making ONLY orange juice, to yoghurt, milk, strawberry, name it.
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Way maker... miracle worker... promise keeper... light in the darkness... My God... that is who you are!!!!
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I'm don't take people for a ride... but I can get you around. I don't look white... but look at my arms, I am toned. I may be carrying a heavy load on my back... but I can still hold a smile, a chuckle and a laugh. My hands may be busy... but I can still give you a helping hand
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This was in 2003... Prof Jerry Gana was Minister for information. Now there is no ban yet ooo. Just simple instruction... "No vex, as e be say una no too plenty wey need the foreign food, make una go find Mallam take the forex. As you must eat foreign food". They are shouting
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I'm looking at these immigration forms to a country where the army will go after anyone that kills one of its citizens.
Where you must justify how you are so rich, yet no matching tax records.
Where a politician is richer than business owners.
Where unarmed protesters...
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What if the person wants to be a chef? Cooking continues
Ask for money if you need money. No need cooking up fake stories.
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Which accounts have made you a better person? Need to follow them too. Please recommend them and tell me what you learnt from them.
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If you have a choice of dual citizenship... which countries would they be?
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The easiest way to get blocked on my page is to jump on something i posted on instagram and go "I am first to comment"? You gone!
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Happy birthday
@AYCOMEDIAN
... you are a source of pride. You give me bragging rights. Your joy shall be full
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Tear your clothes and say you were mugged... its better than go home unhurt. You will get sympathy hug sef
My wife asked me to stay at home this morning but as a typical naija man, I enter road. After 3 hours I am back home, lucky not to have been mobbed. I am in my car in the compound, shame no let me go upstairs. She will use English finish me, then yoruba for effect. What do I do?
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That is not me... that is Governor Fayose, being resuscitated after a tear gas attack.
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I finally took all the aso oke that I got as Aso Ebi... never used to like wearing them. Why? So that's how, on my way, for the Ogun State Inaugural Dinner and Baba insisted I wore one, because an outfit is incomplete without a cap.
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So these Bandits can be reached to negotiate and take pictures with? Yet the Nigerian military cannot smoke them out... unbelievable
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Do not snatch ballot boxes. Vote and go home. Or vote and wait to see the that your votes are counted. Don't go snatching any ballot box. It's not a civic duty.
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This is one of the biggest problem facing creativity in the comedy industry. Created this joke on a boat ride to NLNG, Bonny in 1996. Edem Duke, the GM of NNPC at the time was on the boat. Making a video out of an original joke is not creativity it's theft.
This has to be th funniest thing I have watched in a while 😭😭😭🤣🤣 They became mute and wanted to change song.
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What kind of job do you seek? What's your qualification for that job? Years of experience? What value propositions do you have as an edge? What's the start off salary you will be ok with? E.g. Human Resources. BSc Sociology. MBA 5yr work experience. 500k start off salary
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I look back and think... I have come a long way... then quickly look ahead... there is still a lot to do.
#focus
#career
#television
#twitter
#content
#entertainment
#Nigeria
#comedy
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Some bad belle people will now come and be saying I suck belle... mscheeeew
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#Vavavoom
... wrote her first book, "A potpourri of tales" at age 11... today as she turns 12, I celebrate her.
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How much should a bowl of
#Isiewu
like this be sold for? N200... N500... N1000... N2500... N5000
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GOVERNMENT IS BAD... but some of us are our own problems.
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Happy New year. God will meet you at the points of your need.
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Once some people just see fine girl, them don jump enter DM.
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The easiest thing to buy for anyone from this Dubai that will make sense, last for soooooooooooo long and not too cumbersome to carry is a jalabia... so for this who are asking for camera, laptop, PS5, car and food processor, khonteeenuuu
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Mentioned and submitted a proposal for a competition like the Dakar Rally 14 years ago to tie them Governor. I'm yet to hear from them
A trip to Yusufari Oasis in the beautiful desert of Yobe state in Nigeria. Sand dunes, down by a river.
📷 And trip by
@MohaSheikh__
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Happy new year to you my friends. This year will bring us glad tidings and bless us on all sides
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I didnt see any 3 year jail term for ballot box snatchers ooo. I didn't hear of any jail term for anyone caught in electoral fraud ooo. I didnt see jail term for breaking and entry, and even stealing the mace ooo
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Don't flaunt wealth without telling us how you made it. You are a lady, below 30 yrs. No source of income. You have a house worth N400m. No history of tax returns. You are a councillor. Only 4 years in office, you have 60 bed hotel.
#ShowWorking
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Thank you all for following. Blessings will follow you. And we will continue to learn from our interactions and engagements.
#900k
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Good morning everyone. Today, I thought about all the money
@SimonCowell
would have spent of suits and fancy clothes... and I just felt naked. What I have spent on clothes, could have sorted out some major projects for me.
#Hmmm
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#ojoro
is when 1500 people register to vote but you are declaring 5000 votes, even higher than accredited 800
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With and without... we are soaking in the sun and tanning.
#mydubai
#romanticgetaway
@visitdubai
.af
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You cannot pour from an empty cup... fill yourself up first
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Happy 21st Birthday to my Twin.
@brandi_akpobome
. You will bring us glory, honour and respect. You stay be successful. Your joy shall be full.
@mofedamijo
And I named you
#Eseophe
... because you were a gift from God. You shall bless all who meet you
Happy birthday
#Brandoskeeee
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"But I am married"
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Congratulations on your wealth. Before you become a motivational speaker, please
#ShowWorking
. How did you do it?
#NaGod
does not
#ShowWorking
. You are 19 years, you have a range rover... And you don't have rich parents. Please
#ShowWorking
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How much calories can be found in this pot of bitterleaf soup?
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I now see why John the Baptist could not have survived...
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@Omojuwa
Me I take notes 📝 ooooo. It helps me tie together those loose ends that Google can not fill. Especially since Google was not in class.
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This did not trend... I wonder why?
Happening Live at Babcock University is
The Google Digital Skills.
#GoogleDigitalSkills
#Hapticsng
#Babcock
#WorldHoneyDay
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Can your Church Choir win N5Million at
#January1stConcert2020
? The competition is simple &straight.
They will perform one Gospel song of their choice & 2 other songs to determined soon. One will be without musical accompaniment. May the best Choir win. Entry opens Oct 30th, 2019
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Congratulations to
@burnaboygram
and
@wizkidayo
for the Grammy wins 🏆.
Nigeria to the world... as we add 2 more.
Congratulations to all the Nigerian Grammy nominees. Keep pushing the envelope.
Greatness in the midst of things that make us look small.
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This baby is not taking chances... "Where is that expiry date?"
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