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If you stab or attempt to seriously injure/kill a child - you simply deserve death. No tax payers money to rehabilitate you. Death penalty.
It’s that simple.
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I know you don’t care Twitter ... but imma fucking tell you anyway! 4 weeks in, I’m smashing it lads!
#kro
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Sooo just weighed myself … I am a disgusting beast of a man !
159kg which translates in old money to 25st 🤢🤢
It all starts today … link will be in my bio later and I’ll tweet it out!
Next weeks weigh-in will be the same time 🙌🏻
Let’s. Fucking. Do. This.
#BCFC
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I genuinely didn’t realise just how mustard Klarer is !
He and Bielik were absolutely unreal today, big pair of football Viking bastards 😂 !
#BCFC
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Anybody else just constantly checking the table as if it’ll change 🤦🏼♂️
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@laurennrussell_
Ellie, although i fully respect as a Scottish person (who probably voted independence and SNP) I can safely say that we, as a nation, couldn’t give 2 bangers in a pot of mash what you think because ....
FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME AND YOU CAN STICK YA CABERS UP YER ARSE 😘🍻
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@BCFC
I still think we should rename the family stand “Arthur’s Stand” .
Let his memory live on and be loved by every blue nose today and every future Bluenose.
#BCFC
#onceabluealwaysablue
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No Kit Launch, No Season Ticket Info, No Stand info, No transfer or contract renewal info, No take over info. Academy once again in disarray.
Could this be the year, that we Bluenoses cease to exist.
@IanDuttonBCFC
I do not envy you buddy. The future is bleak …
#BCFC
#BSHLOUT
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This made me laugh out loud yesterday !!
It’s also key to point out - the players are smiling again, they look together and solid! They look organised like they know exactly what Mowbray wants out of them!
And the gaffer ? 🤩 He cares, he understands, he gets it!
#bcfc
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There is honestly no point arguing with Vile fans.
They have 0 idea where the club was last year compared to this year.
Obviously relegation is a blip - but everything behind the scenes has never been better.
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
#BCFC
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@Bmcllm
@barbs_paul
@SamBeSpittinFax
@Jase_stokes23
How about you just don’t comment on the status of an 8 year old boy ya weirdo 🤷🏼♂️
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Wanna know how classy Wagner is
The Vile fans are losing their shit about the stadium and calling him a fraud etc
Last night he was wishing them to continue to do well- because what’s best for the city is for us to be slapping them in the Premier League - what a guy!
#bcfc
😂
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@DexWBA__
Scousers hate him because he snubbed them.
City fans hate him because they think it has to be Him or Foden - you can not like both 🤣😂
Derby fans hate him because he turned out better Louis Sibley and they weird 🤣😂😂
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@cfcjoe1888_
I could be offended but then I remember that I’ll be paying £7 a pint in the summer and chucking it all over myself when we score 🤦🏼♂️
Fairs.
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Tell you what’s making me laugh …
I expect it and take it from the vile, it’s what rivalries are for.
But Cov? Lol what? Derby? Still crying over a song. Arsenal fans bitter about something that happened a decade ago,
Blues - rattling cages since 1875 🤣
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Remember the excitement and feel good factor that was booming.
Remember that brummy roar when Juke scored that 91st minute penalty against Leeds.
Well I did not expect to be feeling the way I do this weekend back then 🤢🤦🏼♂️
#BCFC
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Once again, a polite reminder that it’s May 28th
The transfer window doesn’t open until June 14th and we are no longer yellow sticker shopping
Regardless of who’s the bookies favourite - I’d presume that the club is barely into the 2nd round of interviews. Just chill out
#BCfC
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I don’t think I’ll ever apologise for celebrating like an absolute lunatic when we win games.
Last minute winners, 5-0 drummings, I’ll go off every single time.
When did as a nation get so uppity about celebrating winning games? Weird man!
#BCFC
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@ryan_pickup
They never will.
Doing a PGCE as a Secondary School History teacher taught me that.
Parents only want the glossy History “WE BEAT THE NAZIS” type History.
Not the “We were actually a horrible nation for a very long time” History.
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Sequoia is a type of conifer.
Some Brits call conifers “Evergreens”
Green is the colour of Grass.
A large sum of grass is called a Field.
WE’RE SIGNING LEONARD AND STANSFIELD, IN GREEN AWAY STRIPS!
BOOM! I am fucking good at this 👀😂
#BCFC
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Oh
@SkySportsNews
YOU ARE SO WRONG!
It’s nothing to do with the lack of investment. It’s to do with Faceless owners, 0 communication, allow our ground to literally fall apart, a lack of direction and identity and finally we don’t a CEO who understands how to run a football club
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Now … why didn’t we think of that 👀
"I’m really looking forward to it (the first game). The players have had an amazing enthusiasm on the training ground.
"We want to play attractive football but we will first play a game that suits the players that we’ve got."
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You sold home end tickets to your biggest rivals??
Delete the tweet ya absolute whopper 😂😂😂
#BCFC
As if they’ve had to get their owner to come out and beg them to sell out for the first time in 4 years😭 how tinpot could you possibly get
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Charlie … this is your fan base … pipe down ya whopper ! 🤣😂
Up the blues !
#BCFC
These lot would honestly be so bored if we didn’t exist init. 🤣 ones hosting UB40 in order to get people through the doors, the other is batting for the top 4 whilst being in the knockouts of European competition. Levels
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One thing I will say about today, I can’t wait until Mowbray coaches out the “we’re 2-0 up let’s sit really deep and put 11 men behind the ball” that has become second nature to us.
#BCFC
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A list of announcements that all
@BCFC
fans want in order -
* Announce Karanka
* Announce Sacking of
@XuandongRen
* Announce Transfers
* Announce a non template Nike kit!
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I absolutely slaughtered them on Friday.
Today we were incredible, we were solid, crunching into tackles, Miyoshi & Paik were playing out of their skin.
Bielik looked calm and in control.
Sanderson back to General Sanderson!
COME ON!!!!
#BCFC
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After the 12 years we’ve just had of not knowing who our owners were and if we’d even survive season to season,
He walk around in a full Uncle Sam outfit, playing the star spangled banner and I’d still absolutely love him!
Up the shagging blues!
#BCFC
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Who had Tom Brady wearing a Birmingham City badge at the El Classico on their Bingo card? 😂
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@CalebRo79680553
@MarvelStudios
Right,
You expect a human being to be able to look like an alien of unknown origin without CGI?
I’d much rather have a chilling take on the emotions Gorr goes through - than a shitty CGI character!
Bale will smash it in my opinion.
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@Newsdog222
Don’t be that guy and make this about fucking Israel and Palestine you absolute cretin.
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@EhsenTweets
I think it’s more the lack of competition in American sports.
There’s no threat of relegation and no high of promotion.
There’s no champions league etc.
So without the extreme highs and the horrendous lows, like Grimsby away … they are bound to be a lot calmer.
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Whatever happens to Jay Stansfield after these next 3 games, it's been an absolute fucking pleasure.
#bcfc
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I want Cooper more than I did an hour ago!
Just to shut this weapon up.
I can tell you right now, Steve Cooper will NOT be the next Birmingham manager.
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Wtf is he waiting for ?
Does he think he’s better than the championship now?
Really strange this one.
Steve Cooper has declined the chance to become Burnley manager.
(Via:
@David_Ornstein
)
#TwitterClarets
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As a Birmingham fan, I can tell you, whole heartedly, we do not give a fuck about the 3rd best team in Sheffield 😂🤣😂
#BCFC
Love how Birmingham fans are trying to force a Rivalry with us, while they're in League 1. Oh and also we once finshed them 9-1 our all time biggest winning scoreline lmfao
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He’ll never pay for a Drink in Birmingham again.
What a boy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 !
We’ll miss him.
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Moxley must be absolutely fuming .. the absolute goblin 😂🤣🤣
Knighthead giving me life in more ways than one 👏🏻👏🏻
#BCFC
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@GaryLineker
My mate died of Heartburn Gary, I just can’t believe Gav Is Gone !!! 😂😂
#Classicsarethebest
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@Carpentweet
@fesshole
A kid in our year broke his hand (circa 2005) … his Twin sister was his scribe.
We howled with laughter as he asked her to help him cheat and she refused 😂🤣😂
Im 50/50 on this one
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Devastated by this but I do think League One is perhaps just a bit too physical for him.
He won’t get time or space to be the little wizard we know and love!
Wish him nothing but the best
#BCFC
The Club can confirm the departure of midfielder, Koji Miyoshi.
The 27-year-old, who joined in June 2023 after four years with Royal Antwerp, has moved to VfL Bochum for an undisclosed fee.
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Clutching at straws today … but …
Clean sheet ✅
Point gained and Huddersfield got slapped ✅
4 pts from 2 games ✅
Now if you’ll excuse I’m going to eat an entire tube of Ben & Jerrys Cookie dough!
#BCFC
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Cov fans trying to force that rivalry again …
#BCFC
- Blues lost and are going down.
- Leicester out of the cup and bottling the league.
- Beat Wolves.
- Semi-final of the FA Cup at Wembley against one of the biggest clubs on the planet.
Not a bad weekend that, I’m starting to realise why everyone hates us now 😂
#PUSB
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Please, if you can, book that half day at work, swap days off etc
Reach out if you need a reference for the cheaper ticket price. Knighthead are doing all that we asked …
We need to return the favour - please get on it and book for Wednesday night & Saturday !
#BCFC
Club statement: Knighthead acquires 48-acre former Wheels site in Bordesley Park, East Birmingham: A key step towards creating a vibrant Sports Quarter and new world-class stadium.
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Tonight is one of the biggest nights your clubs has seen for a few decades …
Yet here you are tweeting about Blues.
I think we’re about 2 weeks away from seeing emails in Wagners inbox with “sent from ipon”
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Hey everyone, calm down. We’re in for a shock.
League One is tough and we’ve only bought Alfie May because we’re scared of Huddersfield.
#BCFC
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Except in the Carling Cup … when we won it in 2011. Which is the only major trophy a midlands club have won in his lifetime …
Delete this tweet ya whopper 😂🤣
In Like Littlers whole life Birmingham City have never beaten Villa.
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If any of those cunts wave their arms at me on Monday as if to say “we need you”
Im throwing my shoe off bunce 🤦🏼♂️ I’ll cheers and clap when you show a spine and a bit of urgency! Quite frankly what I want to see if a bit of bastard!
My heads gone!
#BCFC
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I’d go to war for this man !
He just gets it, gets what it means to us! The future is excitingly bright !
#BCFC
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I just want to find someone who looks at the me the way my gaffa looks at our home shirt 🤣😂
#BCFC
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Thoughts T.Roberts played decent tonight - just needs to find his goal scoring veins - got in all the right places though.
Bielik strong and the back, Paik was fucking incredible.
Dozzell dictating the game like he’s taking over a country!
COME ON!
#BCFC
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If I ever have a daughter, I pray to God, Buddha, Allah etc that she turns out like
@laura_woodsy
!
She’ll make you look a fool with her intelligence & whit if you step to her but you can quite clearly tell if you get In her face she’ll drop a nut on you! We love to see it 🤣😂
“Players shouldn’t touch officials at all.”
“Massey-Ellis has to defend herself again for being in [men’s football].”
“Just don’t [grab someone]. Don’t do it to anyone, don’t do it to a woman.”
Laura Woods has her say on Aguero putting his hand on Sian Massey-Ellis.
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On the 6th May - I decided I’d publicly start my weight loss journey to raise money for the Blues Foundation!
This morning after 3 days of celebrations (one of my closest friends weddings) I weighed myself to assess the damage.
I’ve lost nearly 2 stone😫 I nearly cried!
#BCFC
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But … but … but Moxley said …
GIT UP YA ! Up the blues !!
#bcfc
The Club is delighted to announce that all matchday boxes, along with the Wiseman Lounge and Captains Club, have sold out for the upcoming season. 🔵
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@Maxnwhiteley2
@Abdullah_Azfal
@Tyson_Fury
@BorisJohnson
He also Murdered millions by creating a famine. Educate yourself.
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As soon as he said “Birminum” I stopped listening.
My man can’t even speak basic English.
@DannyAarons
knows ball clearly… these poor little blue noses are never gonna learn 🤣🤣 the “even Tottenham can win the championship” was a good touch too 🤣👏🏽 UTFV
#AVFC
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There’s 0 fight in these players !
Im stood in the cold, after a shite day at work to watch players that won’t even fight for the club I love.
What’s the point 🤷🏼♂️
Am I doing it again on Saturday? Obviously 🤦🏼♂️
#BCFC
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Love true fact he said “we should be sound” 😂🤣😂
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First weigh in - was nervous !
No need to be - down to 156.45kg so just under 3kgs / 6lbs down!
All I’ve done this week is make better food choices and ensured I hit my step goal of 15,000 steps per day.
This week introducing weights 🤢 linked to donate in my bio!
#BCFC
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@folklloresz
@NagzAfc
@PapaPincus
So I’m torn on this.
Raised by a single Mum - so I fully used to do this.
Now a single Dad - who co-parents. I see the other side.
Everyone makes an effort on Mother’s Day, barely anyone does anything for Father’s Day. (Bars, Pubs, Restaurants etc)
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Tickets for Blackburn sorted!
Sunderland - I’ve got work in Manchester that night at 8pm … so do I get tickets and leave on 70 minutes? … obviously that’s what I do!
#BCFC
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Annoys me stuff like this!
12 years of neglect, with 0 fan engagement, the sacking of 2 popular (at the time) managers etc! It’s a lot to come back from!
We’ll be back to sell out crowds under Knighthead, they’re getting it right. It’ll just take time!
#BCFC
#KRO
“Tickets are to expensive”
Yeah look at all the fans queuing up to buy £15 tickets. 3rd round replay or not, this is abysmal support yet again. 🤢
#bcfc
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I just stood up my living and applauded !!
I’m ready for tomorrow … ONE LAST TIME!!!!
UP. THE. FUCKING. BLUES.
#BCFC
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is the stuff that makes me believe in Knighthead. They’re just quietly going about the clubs business.
Wagner made promises … and he’s delivering.
Once we get the on field stuff right, OFFT !
What a time to be a blues fan
#BCFC
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I’ve deleted the tweet with the address after someone informed me it was the wrong address.
My sentiments stand though - if you put racist shit in a group chat like that - you deserve to be publicly outed.
We’re the most diverse fanbase around and I fucking love it.
#BCFC
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I’ve got a soft spot for Plymouth, always a brilliant away day and they travel really well!
But as long as that Fat Scouse Fraud is in charge, I hope they slapped about every game until they sack him. Sorry Plymouth Fans!
#PAFC
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Under no Circumstances should we be calling for Cooks head! The man is a commercial giant and will take this club into heights we’ve only dreamed off.
Rooney has been his only mistake, granted it’s been a hefty one but he’s still No.1 choice for CEO for me !
#BCFC
Yet some 'supporters' want Ruddy out. It's Rooney's formation causing
#BCFC
problems, not individual players. Garry Cook hasn't got the bottle to do what needs doing to his 'mate'. Perhaps Wagner will smell the coffee & get rid of them both? If Rooney stays League 1 beckons. KRO
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Spot on 👏🏻 !
I don’t support any other club, I may follow other results, for friends teams etc.
I solely support Blues, FEA!!!
#BCFC
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That Mowbray new manger bounce is going to hit like crack 😂🤣
UP MOWBRAYS SHAGGING BLUES!!! 🔵⚪️
#bcfc
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Nick Smith man … an unsung hero of the Knughthead Hero ! My fucking club
#BCFC
🔹 Demolition ➡️ rebuild
🔹 Box-to-Box Bar
🔹 Pitch developments
Head of Infrastructure, Nick Smith, provides an update on the latest stadium upgrades.
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@sspencerukk
Right, is the kid driving the 3 series? Who’s Nick? Why are wee looking at pavement at Jag alloys? Why is there a random bird attacking a bloke in a suit? Why does some little chav have a police nightstick ? … I NEED ANSWERS!
This season finale was shit.
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