Shout out to my parents for driving 6hrs to come nurse me back to health. They came prepared like they’re apart of a hazmat team. No matter how old you are you’ll forever be Haitian parents little baby. Yes my Haitian father is ALWAYS on the phone; mind you it was 12am 😒
Since
@limefreshmex
is sending the customer to voicemail I need social media to get their attention. The meal should’ve been half off since she had to share her plate with a roach 😒. This meal was purchased at 801 S University Dr, Plantation, FL 33324
@LimeFreshMexDC
A lot of you women are reading just to read and not actually reading to comprehend what he’s saying. You’re in the quote tweets proving his damn point. Y’all can’t go 10mins without the constant reminder that you’re the CEO of a Fortune 500 company 🥴😂
My algorithm on twitter has changed to mostly things related to stocks and options trading. However, my algorithm on IG has changed to God, praying, fasting, church and I love that for me. Thank you, God!
Last month my family decided to throw my father a surprise birthday party to send him off into retirement. You’re looking at man who worked 6-7 days STRAIGHT from 9am until 11pm on most days. Sometimes he’d be at work until 12am just to provide for his family. Happy Belated!
This is why I feel a DNA test should be a requirement. Where the father cannot sign the birth certificate until paternity is established. It would alleviate so much BS in the long run.
I remember when I tried to talk to my ex about stocks and options trading. I wanted him to join me and do it together, but instead he gave me the biggest malonet. To be quite frank, that was all the motivation I needed.
That queen got a ring in less than a year but y’all tried convincing me at my big age I needed to invest at least 5yrs before getting a proposal. Ayeeee
#respectfully
😌
I’m lowkey a tomboy but today I wanted to be a girly girl & decided to go with this floral dress. I think I pulled it off 🌚. Yes I know I’m always dancing 😭
#Brunch
Exactly why I try my best to steer clear of BDs bcuz some BMs really do think like this. Children are not meal tickets and free rides to materialism and laziness. Don't be mad because you got sperm and she got a maybach 🤷🏽♀️ clearly women with different priorities.
When I use to religiously workout 3-5x a week & was on a strict 600-700 calories a day diet. (Yes I was faithfully calorie counting) Didn’t eat any later then 7:30pm. Lost 55 pounds in 4 months. I need to get back to this QUICK 💪🏾
Fok ou kenbe’m di 🤪
SN: So I did my own makeup and applied my own glueless wig from my brand. How’d I do? 🥹 (be nice I know y’all like to tussle on here) 🙈❤️
To my Haitian men I see how often you’re attacked on this app. I just want y’all to know that you’re loved & truly appreciated......
No ladies I’m not being held against my will. Blame
#HaitianFlagDay
for my change of heart. I didn’t meet a Jean Robert but I met a Joseph 😂
This woman has been with her husband for 26yrs but had an affair over 10yrs ago. She recently went to a friend’s bbq and the guy was there. Neither party spoke but now the guilt is eating her up alive. She wants to know should she finally come clean & tell her husband lol
Y’all killed that boy mama while she was sitting in her vehicle? That’s exactly why I keep saying y’all new killers are different. Broward about to be a whole war zone.
In all my 46yrs of life I’ve never experienced a hangover like this before. I’m still trying to figure out why my kilòt was used to put my hair up in a ponytail
1. I feel so sorry for the daughter
2. I don’t blame him for asking her to leave. He was kind enough to give them a month
3. The recording for social media ehh too extra for me but I can’t tell a person how to feel or react. I’m not in his shoes
For 5yrs this girl willingly dated a married man. The man bought her a car, got her a place & paid her bills. She gets drunk one day & decided to contact the wife & tell her everything. He gets mad and had her car repo & terminated the lease. Sus asking for advice, umm girl 🤦🏾♀️😂
STOP ASSUMING somebody is broke and/or struggling because they don’t put their finances on display or because their goals aren’t aligned with yours. In fact, people with real money don’t do all that showing off.
BF: Girl where’s your waist?!
Me: At the damn gym
A work in progress I know I still have a long way to go 😊. But if I run into a very generous scammer before then I’m going under 🤣
My grandma is gone shit doesn’t even seem real. I already started planning your 100th birthday party had the theme & venue in mind. But God wanted you at 98 instead 🥺
How do you feel about dating someone younger or older? What’s the most you’ll do? I was reading someone’s comment underneath a post and her dude is 73 and she’s 43