Ayoife Barney Stinson
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Accountant |Chelsea💙| music addict- @VIBEZHOUSE manager. sales and Credit underwriter. i write stuff Pacifism promotes wickedness, a do ur own' back advocate🫵
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Since i get zero engagements here... Ama give myself 1500 comments
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@smplysonia_
@ralphdeyforyou
Honest Question.
Can you on a normal day dress up, leave ur house to eat a stir spag of 16.5k
Can you on a normal day take ur friend out to flex and spend 16.5k on stir spag
Idc, if its Chinese or italian stir spag. A carton of spaghetti is 14k fgs, tbh na thief vibes you give
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@_donyae_
Considering your mental health, I won't call a spade a spade, but baby girl.
*push-ups
*squatting
*sit-ups
*lumberjacks
*jogging and a sensible amount of effort at a gym def don't make people look like a baby whale.
You look like burger king's customer of the year.
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@Iyawo_G
Y'all forming holy under her mention are not smart.. My dear, don't mind them Jare, please when are you dropping your own sex tape, i promise to help you retweet, your customers are on my timeline 😊
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The Chrisland girl was riding the boy happily, they are both minors, you can't charge anyone for rape, the sad truth, it's not the first time that 10 year old will be having sex. Imagine having a 10 year old playing truth or dare and having sex. Omoo. You have failed as a parent.
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The chrisland School madness is what we were warning against when Annie Dressed her 13-year-old daughter in a major cleavage-revealing dress last month. She's 10 today, 13 tomorrow. Girls that post nudes & traps on the timeline didn't just get wild when they hit 18. Train ur kids
The Chrisland girl was riding the boy happily, they are both minors, you can't charge anyone for rape, the sad truth, it's not the first time that 10 year old will be having sex. Imagine having a 10 year old playing truth or dare and having sex. Omoo. You have failed as a parent.
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@Kemisanwo
If some of you have the chance you won't allow the poor breathe in this country, do you even know if that 5k i want to deposit or withdraw is for my dying grandma in the village or my sick brother at home, or another emergency, I hate it when ppl intentionally sound unintelligent
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Okay gist lover claimed adekunle Gold is cheating and you are already picking sides without even double checking the story... Some of you are dense, dunse, stupid and foolish. You people are disgusting... What is this madness fgs
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Nobody
De gea :- wo 120 minutes, me I'm tired of jumping oo
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@Mario9jaa
@davido
Stand on his neck, Don't let him escape ooo... Tie both legs, blindfold him. Draaaaag the werey like he steal cloth for Yaba market.
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If
#AFCON2021
was played last month, you won't be able to tweet this cos your president was angry. The boys don't need your support. Focus on how you will rig Tinubu in.
#Nigeriavstunisia
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B!tch with the voice-over is annoying as fvck. "They coming back" sounding so amused. Then nigga started knocking the dogs out and she went "stop stop stop" like the lives of those dogs is more important. Dumb fool.
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If no be say that Nkechi Blessing is a sick Bast*rd, how can you display dildos like that and share as souvenirs in a party where kids are present. A whole lot of you people stan mentally deranged and spiritually possessed animals posing as human beings. Cos wtf is this madness?
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Women will do anything to avoid taking responsibility for their actions, nobody borrowed your body or consciousness to do all those things.
Body count.
Abortion (s)
Hoe phase
Aren’t topic for discussion in a new
R/ship.
Letting go & starting over is leaving the past where they belong unless you’re ready & trust whoever you’re with but some men can’t handle the truth they ask for and will withdraw.
Do you though.
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People think kemi olunloyo is crazy. Lmao. SHE IS NOT. she is a very influential idiot the cabals use to shift public opinion, and it will be foolish to think her influence ends on twitter. One blog will publish her story on Sylvester's tomorrow and one dimwit will believe her.
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@jada3_p
Kinda explains it tho. It's either your husband rides for you or another man rides you... Will got the message this time
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It's crazy and sad how we just mourn an unfortunate event and we go on to ignore and forget that the peril of these incidents still exists, the raining season is here again, i hope you all remember Adewura Bello...
#CoverLagosManHoles
@jidesanwoolu
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@fatyshariff
@smplysonia_
@ralphdeyforyou
Like KFC, so she can order for a bucket of chicken to make soup and keep for freezer. Abeg abeg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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jsyk, kizz daniel has a fan base, they just don't come online every other day to disgrace themselves and their lineage by constantly crying on twitter like spiritually and mentally disturbed nonentities who has lost hope on becoming something useful and meaning in life.
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@GoziconC
Bovi block you for Twitter you dey cry, if Anambra people block you and your murderous papa for village, you will still cry... Werey town crier. 🤣🤣
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@GrandJoe9
Yes, I'm really making sense. The child doesn't live in the school. Nobody said she was a virgin in the video, which means she must-have had sex before. Which means her parents have been negligent too. You need to be more sensible with your response in people's mentions tho
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"Kizz daniel has made this song like 3 times" Una go just open mouth waaaaaa
When it's not amigos casamigos blah blah blah. Odoi with Mbappe PR.
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This is a lie from the darkest pit of hell
If a customer can proof d source of funds in his account. There is no need to call law enforcement, unless the customer has been flagged by EFCC or NPF for fraud. I work in a financial institution too. I know how regulations work.
Our official statement on yesterday’s incident involving the police on our premises.
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Ya Allah, protect every child used as a housemaid from Igbo women, protect every man married to an Igbo woman from the heartbreak of raising another man's kid
Yoruba girls can be irritating abeg. How are you calling someone you’re fucking ‘sir’ ? Dfpo 😡
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Your frustration starts the moment you collect your NYSC certificate.
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Eniola, Why are you cutting fufu like Bread.
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A lot of you guys called kanye a control fr*ak cos he got all angry North was on Tiktok
Social media can be a menace
Exposing your underage to it is stooopid, or how else do you think a 10 year old knows how to play Truth or Dare.
I hope Chrisland suspended every child involved.
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@smplysonia_
@ralphdeyforyou
This tweet made it to twitter for vibes, aesthetics and empty pockets. They are dragging their daddy in Qouted tweets. Your daddies are Maaad btw. 🤣🤣🤣. Y'all should donate more tears.
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@YulEdochie
Only if you are this serious and consistent about your presidential ambitions. 🙄
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-Abba kyari ✔
-Abiola Ajimobi ✔
-Buruji kashamu ✔
- Boo boo baby 😩😩
Covid 19 is fighting a war in an alphabetical order
Please complete your work on letter "B" before moving to the next one
Please don't calm down
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Being in someone's league is not just about financial stability, it also includes your class, empathy, belief, carriage, exposure and intelligence... So when we say Genevieve and DJ Cuppy is out of your league, we are not just talking about how much you have in ur Pockets...
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Prostitution is a lucrative business, it should be legalized. People are earning a living from it. Spoken like a dingbat. Same people that won't even watch porn oo.. I hope all your female children take it up as a profession. Since you people are stoooopid.
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Portable voiced out cos of intellectual & financial theft, but it's twitter ready to cancel him, lol, talk about village ppl and shii.
If this had happened between pocolee & an artist that looks fresh like ozo, ode like you. Yes You, Ode, you would have had a different opinion.
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Ole ni everybody, eni ile bamo ba sha ni barao, Hisbah Jo soapy, soapy, soapy soapy, commander Jo soapy, soapy. Soapy soapy
Police nab Kano Hisbah commander with married woman in downtown hotel
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I have come to respect how consistent that odanz guy is in proving he is a vile hypocritical, and condescending human being. Jumping like a puma logo that got high on power horse on a one sided story.. Omoooo 🤡🤡🤡
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@OgbeniDipo
@jefftweetx
300k per night.
If I nack sugar mummy 3 times a week. 300k X 3 = 900k
900k per week
900k X 52 weeks in a year
46,800,000 per year.
Pay tithe 10% (46,800,000)
If I'm paying 4,680,000 tithes per year. Holy Spirit will protect his own
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The pilot of the helicopter crash at Opebi yesterday emptied the fuel tank to avoid an explosion on impact, he did this to reduce the casualties of the crash. Even in the face of death he was mindful of the lives and properties of others... RIP CAPTAIN CHIKA ERNEST
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If you are in a relationship
Flirting is cheating
Going on dates is cheating
Leading someone on his cheating
Not being truthful about your relationship status is cheating
Avoid unnecessary drama, be emotionally intelligent.
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If his name is Emeka and his hairline is fighting for survival. My sister RUN.
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Most girls that post constant thirst traps on this app are seriously getting drilled by who. 30+ men, G boys, and "in the abroad" guys when they enter the country. Half of these girls aren't even 20 yet. Y'all pull this age card when the situation doesn't favour your madness.
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@Adura_x
@dondekojo
But we have moved passed this triangular madness now, you people just have to do a throwback cos it's a Thursday. Hian. All of una dey mad.
Anyways breakfast is ready, you people should drop ur plate. Today we feast.
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Falilat's tweet was obviously a joke and that lady's comment is very Wrong but keep it in mind that a joke is always funny till the joke's on you, you can tweet anything you want but you can't control how ppl digest it. This is me sitting on the fence waiting for more violence 😎
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Randomly remember my 2nd year in school, this wicked invigilator wouldn't allow me enter the exam hall cos i was putting on a slippers, i had to go back home to get changed.I got back 20 minutes into D exam and my brain was like access denied, everything i read was gone
A thread
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@timayatimaya
@OminiSMOOCHEY_
@abayomi_xxx
@Skidoolina__
good morning fam .. Rice and chicken or fish.
Drop your plates
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No Chelsea players?
I guess Kai and the Guys are Russian and every time Chelsea scores. We chant "fvck Ukraine" and do the war dance.
A fvcking joke
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Unrelated but ignoring the first slice of bread is a sign of mental illness.
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Friends that knows how to balance their romantic relationship and friendly relationship >>>>>>
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@JajaPhD
@Johnadeseewo
You literally said wait for your younger siblings to ripe and fvck them if you find them attractive.
GOD thank you for safely delivering this verified goat for Friday asun
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Did the brother complain to u?
Did he borrow money from u?
Did any one of the alfas pull out a Quran verse that says "u can't cheat God?
Is any of Alfas flying in private jets while the mosque members are no better than the mosque rats?
Focus ur energy on what concerns you
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I don call Rexxie oo,
He say na Garri e drink this morning. 😭😭
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Breaking News.
Broke Emir petitions to fine Air peace
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randomly Remembered my year 1 in polytechnic. My business maths lecturer asked D whole class which is higher, 50k naira or 500 Euro, and one of the guys at the back confidently said 50k Naira, the lecturer laughed and said, no wonder you couldn't pass University Post utme. Omoo😩
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Some of you can go on for days without checking up on someone you claim you love if they don't beep you. It's like y'all forget you are in a relationship or Something.
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It's funny how people automatically assumes someone that doesn't drink, smoke or fornicate is very religious and boring, lol, not doing all those things doesn't make you righteous sha and i feel having multiple sex partners and constantly getting high is kinda childish too
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RIP judas, you would've loved Amala and Abula
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Stop getting angry with people for not gifting you stuffs on your birthday. Stop treating your birthday like a poverty alleviation day.
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Chioma and davido were probably making each other reach orgasm while shepeteri twitter is here moisturizing the timeline with hot tears mixed with mascara and cheap pancake powder.
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Once i chat you up and you start behaving like Godzilla, I will cut the attention and Block you, i wn't give you the opportunity to use your ego and messed up relationship experiences to waste my time. Don't stress me, getaat. I don't have strength for talking stage
I am a catch
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Person die of hunger
Food plenty for him burial.
Change this narrative
Give out if you can
Show love
Be compassionate.
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To let
3 bedroom Flat, 70k per annum at Ikeja.
Toilet and bathroom dey oshodi
Please retweet. My customer is on your timeline 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Do whatever makes you happy, If you miss heaven, you can't miss hell.
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Having under 23 Boys as mutuals can be annoying asf, what you see all day is unnecessary, wack and insensitive comments under people's mention and they won't stop retweeting catfish accounts to your timeline...
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@ASHABI_dorling
@seangbems
Over speeding.
the roads are wet, the tyres are old and tired, there was no friction between the tyres and the asphalt when the idiot matched the break.
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Wizkid has literally been living outside Nigeria for almost 4 years now, he has been signing deals, also recording and promoting his songs, Burna got Diddy to co-produce his album, the whole sacrifice is paying off, and Ghanaians wants a bite, bunch of entitled Nigerian Woman.
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