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more happening at https://t.co/depSeC8f0p these days
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Joined February 2011
what it actually felt like
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if y’all see Rachel Sennott out reading My Year of Rest and Relaxation snatch that shit out her hands.
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every time a hot brazilian man comes up on my timeline I bite this pool noodle instead of following him to satisfy the urges
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great now I have to watch poor things: untucked.
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Jessie J will do anything for a check 🙄.
Check out our latest gameplay showcase. Join Discord for your suggestions. #UnrealEngine #UnrealEngine5 #gamedevelopment #newgames #thirdperson
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Bleach blonde 🧪 All natural 👱🏻♀️.Bad built 🔨 Slim thick ⏳.Butch body 🧱 Body tea ☕️
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woodchucks when they see wood:.
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What's the most iconic venue in all of sports?.
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talk to me in your own made up language doesn’t matter if I understand it
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they used to wage war for faces like that.
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I just noticed his white boxer briefs. girl go put a panty on
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this in a bucca di beppo would go crazy.
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why is she giving angelmamii here?.
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oasis this oasis that, we need to figure out how we get this oa sis back on tv
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Tegan and SARA 💜.
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the bear community would be the first to go in a quiet place scenario on account of the snoring 💔.
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it’s so funny at this point like I’m legitimately excited for this album now. come on pop 1.8 !!.
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me every time in HUSTLERS when one of the girls says “my sisters are here!” and it cuts to the same shot of J. Lo walking into the bar.
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my picture with the gay guy mural at the gay guy bar as proof that I was there
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this bathroom has my favorite mirror selfie spot, if it looks familiar to you no it doesn’t ❤️
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@peacockbinch how come in every picture of you, you’re in color but your teeth are in sepia?.
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I’m culturally a bear in the way that darren criss is culturally queer.
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I hope an unprecedented global news announcement doesn’t overshadow the selfie I was planning to post today…
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ok last japan photo then I’ll shut the fuck up about it forever
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the ghosts on the other side of the severed hand in Talk to Me (2023)
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opening weekend and this is the theater they’re playing Maxxxine in, oh it’s about to be BAD bad
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influx of new brazilian followers today, this post is having the opposite intended effect
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gay guys can’t stay together or whatever the prompt was I can’t find the tweet now
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tv too high and it’s not even over a fireplace they just did it like that. crazy.
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gay men love to recognize a woman and say “that’s her.” Charli understands this.
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Happy Christmas my precious oomfs I love you all except the ones I resent x
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$1700 for a colonoscopy is criminal, I got 150 gay dudes on an alt account that’ll do that to me for free.
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coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb.
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and a profile view bc this angle actually looks so sick I love it heheheh
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the charli xcx release night to painting your sister’s new house pipeline
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me finishing literally any email.
It's been a wonderful 18 months of writing and now I have finished.
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they should make an everything that’s romantic I think that would be cool
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