Mike Figueredo 🇵🇸
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Man responsible for the slaughter of 186,000 people condemns violence.
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu:
"Like all Israelis, my wife Sara and I were shocked by the horrific assassination attempt on the life of President Donald Trump.
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I’ll take the lady who’s literally a doctor over the brain-wormed nepo baby shrieking about chem trails and vaccines, thnx.
Who would you rather have as Secretary for Health, RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine?
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I thought you were joking until I looked for myself and… what the fuck??
JK Rowling: perhaps I should work on a new book today
The black mold growing up her walls: how about we transvestigate an Olympian instead
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Can anyone identify the cisgender individual to the right of notorious sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell?
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Imagine calling student protesters "violent" while your husband is literally giving Netanyahu bombs he KNOWS will be dropped on children. Despicable.
First Lady Jill Biden on “The View” condemns “violent” pro-Palestinian campus protests:
“Why would we be violent? What is the point of the violence? I mean, aren't they really protesting the violence with violence? I mean, that doesn't make sense.”
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She literally propped up Trump in the GOP primaries because she thought he'd be the easiest to beat. This was after her husband (a golfing buddy of Trump) casually encouraged him to run. So, no, she's been wrong about everything; from strategy to policy (Iraq war, Libya, etc.).
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If you’re wondering why explaining to conservatives that gender-affirming care for trans youth reduces suicides never resonates with them, it’s because they literally would prefer trans kids kill themselves. They want LGBTQ kids to die. This isn’t hyperbole. 1/3
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Decided to dig into Hillbilly Elegy. 21 pages in and I found this insane fucking admission. 💀
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Bernie Sanders was fighting for our rights as gay men before any of us were born. Hillary was on the Senate floor defending "traditional marriage."
Fuck all the way off with this vapid bullshit you elitist pricks. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Snake emojis were a bigger story this year than a credible rape allegation against Joe Biden.
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These are two Republicans.
We will not be intimidated by Leftist extremists who threaten our nominee with violence.
Enough.
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Hey folks. Today my dad passed away. I think I'll likely not be as active as I usually am on Twitter and YouTube for the next couple of days because the additional stress from the election might not be helpful for the healing process, and I want to prioritize my mental health.
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Tulsi has had a very busy schedule since leaving Congress, it seems.
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Citing studies and statements from medical institutions won’t change minds, because the right has decided LGBTQ youth committing suicide is literally preferable to a society that accepts and welcomes their existence.
This is what we’re up against. It’s depressing as fuck. 3/3
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It’s why they’re targeting GSAs (gay-straight alliances), an important resource for LGBT+ youth and allies.
Even the Trevor Project—a literal suicide prevention hotline for queer youth—was called a “grooming” org by an account thousands of people are vehemently defending. 2/3
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Centrists a month ago: Eat shit Bernie Bros! 🤬
Centrists now: *rubs our shoulders* Heeeey sweetheart, how are you doing? *kisses cheek* Need anything? Just want to let you know how proud we are of you and what you've managed to accomplish. We're a family and we need you! ❤️
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@AnaKasparian
I respect you a lot, but this notion that the mere existence of trans-inclusive terms (rarely used in casual convos) somehow degrades women comes right out of the right's anti-trans 'war on women' playbook. There's a reason why they're praising you for this.
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Hahahahaha he's not even waiting holy shit.
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The world didn't deserve you,
@_michaelbrooks
. You've been a role model and positive influence to so many people—myself included.
RIP Michael Brooks. You were a legend. We love you so much, comrade.
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You don’t owe Joe Biden and the Democratic Party a goddamn thing.
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A message for
#YangGang
,
I know how you're feeling now. Us Berners felt this way in 2016, and it takes a LOT of time to get over the disappointment. But understand this:
Andrew Yang will be back.
I never thought Bernie would run again after 2016. Yang will be back.🧢
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I'm a PROUD "gay for Gaza." My sexual orientation has FUCK ALL to do with the slaughter of 180,000+ people, including 14,000+ children. Benjamin Netanyahu can kiss my faggot ass.
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I'm glad Bill Gates made it clear he'd go MAGA to protect his wealth. We need this nonsensical myth about the existence of "good billionaires" to die.
There 👏are 👏no 👏good 👏billionaires! They're all bad people, and we need to confiscate their wealth.
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Hey, remember how after Bernie Sanders won Nevada and looked poised to pick up a plurality of delegates and then pundits and politicians all tried to normalize the prospect of stealing the nomination at the convention from him (including Biden)?
Now they preach "unity" lmfao.
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Oh,
#DropOutBernie
is trending? I'll take this as a reminder to donate to him again.
If you hate a guy that just wants to give everyone healthcare and education, there's something seriously wrong with you.
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They're going to eat him alive and it's going to be really, really fucking brutal. We warned you.
Tucker Carlson:
"Ask yourself, is Joe Biden ready to lead this country? Could he find his car in a three-tiered parking garage? Could he navigate a salad bar? And by the way, what exactly is his position on the Coronavirus pandemic? Those are the mysteries Democrats now face."
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Bernie 👏
Would 👏
Have 👏
Won 👏
And you centrists fucking knew this. You better hope Biden pulls through because you can't blame Jill Stein for this one...
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The fact that
#FireChrisHayes
is trending shows how toxic and unprincipled centrists are.
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I'm with
@KyleKulinski
on this. 👏👏👏
I absolutely will not vote for Joe Biden if he's the nominee, and I don't care how much MSNBC-brained shitlibs cry about it. No Medicare For All, no vote. Fuck the Democratic Party.
Medicare for all is one of my top issues. My dad would probably be alive if we had it. If you want my vote you have to earn it. Corporate Dems are so persistent in telling me to fuck off, so I will. Even if Biden gets the nomination I won’t vote for him.
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Millennials to zoomers as they watch their hopes and dreams crash and burn:
#LoseWithBiden
#SuperTuesday2
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Did... Bloomberg just say he beat everyone last week? Did the crowd seriously cheer him when he said that? What the fuck is going on?
#DemDebate
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Me waiting for Bernie’s tweet praising Neera Tanden:
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In honor of
@HillaryClinton
’s divisive attack on Bernie I’ll be donating another $5 bucks to him. Who wants to match me?
Also it’s good to
#BooHillary
, a transphobic warmonger.
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She's just, and I can't stress this enough, god fucking awful.
Warren just now, as she’s 5th place in
#SCprimary
, on why she’s staying in the race: “we want to gain as many delegates going into the convention as we can.”
No more talk of winning states. Rhetoric is now just about winning some delegates and staying til a contested convention
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This is incredible. Engel was endorsed by everyone in the establishment—they even trotted out Hillary Clinton's dusty ass—and Engel still went down! FUCK yes.
Bold Projection:
Jamaal Bowman is the Projected Winner in the
#NY16
Democratic Primary. He will defeat Incumbent Rep. Eliot Engel.
#ElectionTwitter
#NewYorkPrimary
#NY15
#NY17
#TYTLive
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The Kamala supporters participating in the
#TulsiDidntQualifyParty
are only celebrating because they know how fragile their candidate is. Tulsi Gabbard single-handedly destroyed Kamala's campaign at that last debate, so it makes sense they're relieved now.
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Amy McGrath is a pro-Trump clown who would've voted for Brett Kavanaugh, and if/when she loses to Mitch McConnell, everyone is going to be rightfully fucking pissed off at her for ruining our chances at taking out one of the most destructive politicians in American history.
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This election is life or death for working people, but to elites it’s just one big joke.
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I'm officially renouncing my homosexuality.
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I wish Democrats were as radical as Republicans say they are.
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I’ve never seen this photo but it means so much to me. I wasn’t even born yet and Bernie was fighting for my future, fighting against the stigma of homosexuality at the time and literally risked his career doing so (Burlington city council wanted to oust him for this).
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This tweet alone should radicalize people and turn everyone against capitalism and billionaires.
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The amount of happiness the Steven Crowder/Sam Seder/Ethan Klein debate brought me can't be overstated... this absolutely made my fucking day!
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Establishment Democrats getting ready to endorse Joe Biden after warning us how terrible he’d be just months earlier:
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They've called South Carolina for Biden with 0.0% of precincts reporting.
Expect 3 days of insufferable media coverage as they craft a "comeback" arc for Biden, but remember Super Tuesday is just days away, where we can crush it!
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Nobody gives a fuck dude.
Over the past few months, I’ve spent a lot of time listening to music with my family. I wanted to share some of my favorites from the summer—including songs from some of the artists at this week’s
@DemConvention
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There's not a chance in hell that Deval Patrick outperformed Andrew Yang in Iowa. Not a fucking chance.
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I didn't see this. Fuck Mark Hamill.
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This is 100% not a real passage from his book btw just fyi. 😂
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Hey folks, wish my friend
@mehdirhasan
luck. He's currently auditioning for a job over at
@MSNBC
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So... rather than gun reform, we’re going to send dogs on suicide missions? We are the stupidest fucking country, I swear to god.
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Oregon just voted overwhelmingly to decriminalize drugs.
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Days of protests and absolutely NO movement towards actual REFORM... at all. Nothing.
We need a general strike to shut the entire fucking economy down until they change this fucking murderous system. The only language these fuckers understand is capital.
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New Matt Walsh just dropped. Are they creating these fuckers in factories??
Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon fumes about Pride Month: "Don't forget, the key characteristic of the gay community is butt sex. It's feces. It's AIDS. It's disease."
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It's time the DNC stops treating
@CNN
like a legitimate news organization. They've blacklisted Fox News from hosting debates, and it's now time for them to give CNN the same treatment. Stop legitimizing an entertainment channel. They're not news.
#CNNisTrash
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Fuck liberals. They're not our allies, they're our enemies.
You'll never win them over no matter how much you play by their rules, no matter how much you obey them when they tone police you.
Recognize this and politics will make a lot more sense if you're a leftie.
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CNN just CONFIRMED Warren's campaign leaked this. She's not to be trusted. If she didn't think what Bernie allegedly said was a big deal and they just "disagree" why was it important enough to leak? She wanted to prime ppl to think he's sexist. Gross and low.
#WarrenIsASnake
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CNN's
@erinburnett
just stated what was obvious:
@ewarren
's campaign leaked to
@cnn
reporter
@mj_lee
their version of
@BernieSanders
@ewarren
private convo and the reporter & CNN then presented something unverifiable as fact. Credit to Burnett for being honest unlike her network
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Any bets on how long until this fruitcake gets caught on grindr?
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Freudian slip of the century
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Well, I WAS going to vote for Bernie Sanders until one of his supporters literally went super saiyan and blasted me with a kamehameha wave. I can't support this kind of toxicity and will now be voting against my own self-interest to spite his supporters. This is a true story.
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The right created the ‘debate me bro’ culture, but now that it’s backfiring they’re abandoning it.
OPINION: Steven Crowder Showed Why We Shouldn’t Engage With ‘Debate Me Bros’
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Remember: Up to $20k student debt cancellation for working class Americans is unconstitutional.
An average of $70k cancellation in PPP loans for millionaire business owners is a-okay.
They fucking hate you. This is class warfare.
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I'm going to drop the most despicable, dirty attack on Elizabeth Warren of all time. You ready?
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Her supporters are mostly affluent, well-educated people.
Boom! 💥
#WarrenIsASnake
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If you’re not voting for Trump, you’re literally not helping him. Have a great day, everyone. 😃
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A House Democrat says a heavyweight group of “super friends” is being assembled to head to the White House and tell Biden it’s time to go.
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Tulsi actually unfollowed me for this tweet. 😂🤣😅
Kudos to Tulsi for apologizing. I don't agree with a ban "ballot harvesting" (or "ballot collection" when we don't buy into right-wing framing).
The elderly and disabled may be disenfranchised if it's illegal for others to turn in ballots on their behalf. This is a non-issue.
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He says "I hear you" after shitting on Medicare For All a day ago and saying he'd veto it as president last week. Go fuck yourself,
@JoeBiden
.
BIDEN: “Senator Sanders & his supporters have brought a remarkable passion & tenacity ... Together they have shifted the fundamental conversation in this country. So let me say, especially to young voters who have been inspired by [him]: I hear you. I know what's at stake.”
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Why is the
@washingtonpost
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For non-Americans wondering: a shooter could literally slaughter a thousand kids and our government would still do literally nothing. There is no "enough is enough" for the Republican Party. Nobody even gives a shit that 1 million+ died from COVID. Our culture is sick.
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My mom has never been politically active but registered for the first time at 65-years-old in 2016 to vote for Bernie.
She just told me she converted a Trump supporter and convinced him to vote for Bernie by telling him about Medicare For All.
I’m so proud of her. 😭
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you're in power right now mother fuckers
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@AnaKasparian
How many ppl are actually referring to you using this language? It must be a lot for you to air this grievance in the middle of an international hate crusade against trans ppl. I'm sure Ben Shapiro is retweeting you because he supports your reproductive freedom tho. 👍
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I'm a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and support Bernie Sanders 100%.
To be told my support for him is due to me having "Stockholm syndrome" is deeply offensive, hurtful, condescending, and completely wrong.
No other candidate has Bernie's record on LGBTQIA+ issues.
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This just doesn't feel real.
@_michaelbrooks
has had a substantial impact on my own political evolution. Him and I were planning to collaborate soon and have been talking about it for quite some time. I loved his book so much I display it on my show's set.
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How is he going to pay for this?
JUST IN: Biden says he supports additional funding for the police
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It's ironic how they have "democracy dies in darkness" right above their pitch for less democracy.
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Elton John was paid $1 million to perform at Rush Limbaugh's wedding. Gay, straight, hateful, none of that matters; elites stick together no matter what.
Elton John defends Ellen DeGeneres amid backlash over her friendship with George W Bush
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I totally just heard that wearing a mask protects us from 5G and chemtrails! Let’s all wear a mask and not let the deep state and Illuminati poison us, folks!
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Bernie Sanders is the only true democrat (small d) on stage. Everyone else is an authoritarian fraud that admitted they're cool with superdelegates overturning the will of the people.
They really don't realize that the Party will be destroyed if they do this, do they?
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I’m genuinely stunned that it’s Walz. Democrats have always disappointed me and made bafflingly stupid decisions, so I fully expected it to be Shapiro.
Kamala Harris is the first Democratic nominee in my lifetime that seems to actually be… listening to the base. 🤯
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Before you condemn Bernie’s wealth tax, let me burst your bubble: this does not and will not apply to you, ever. You’re never going to be a billionaire. You’re statistically more likely to get struck by lightening. Don’t be a useful idiot for the ruling class.
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This is so fucking bad faith. When 99% of the left (and specifically, trans people) disagree with you—and right-wingers and TERFs are cheering you on and RTing you—maybe try to be a tiny bit introspective for two seconds. Lance tried to engage respectfully.
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Joe Rogan’s take on trans issues is very harmful and genuinely bothers me, BUT the donuts using this to attack Bernie haven’t said shit about Hillary Clinton’s transphobia, so kindly STFU you hypocrites.
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