Me explaining to my mom the long term affects of eating foods cooked in seed oils (I just ripped "juicy rainbow ice" from a vape that you can play pacman on)

@foofaghandi Fuck edemame i hate those hairy ass pods

Taylors gonna get hate fucked tonight

@wyermush Thought it was MLK for a sec

@chrisw6282726 @BreastEnjoyer_ @Isaidgimmeiggy

Lukewarm DC in the side holster. #cbtm

Black women are so disrespectful

Been thinking about donating sperm. Mentioned it to my girl and she flipped out claiming it's a red flag. I don't see the issue. What do we think boys? Drop her? #LANK

God I miss the 80s

Im getting hammered tonight and theres nothing any of you faggots can do about it 🖕🏿

First date ice breakers: -favorite color -hometown -bron or mj? -do it squirt -is sucking your own dick gay?

RT @R0bertGriffinIV:

Your hair looks fine Gonzalez! Jesus christ what a douche

This or sex?

RT @thebankisopenfn: Ya no 2 of those white and green ones no the other white one no haha like the white and green one to your left haha no…

@foofaghandi Its hard not to be selfish when a friend has this dilemma. Sometimes you gotta go against your better judgement and encourage it with the hopes of catching a couple buzzes come weekend. Definitely should tho

@dr_stewiegreen

@Sirdrizzl33