Face reveal if Sydney Sweeney responds to this tweet. Blow this up

Girls at a snow party right now. Told her to keep that 🐱 fresh cuz nobody likes eating frozen 🐟

Mom: “Son you don’t have a job, how do you expect to make a living?” Me:

@GeneralGeebus69 Infinite milk glitch

Whippet Wednesday

@hugh_jeload What ever happened to, How is edemame?

Every year the orthodontists is sticking some new machine in your mouth. Is the whole world gay or am I homophobic?

How to make friends at a mosh pit One answer…moshpit

I’m overusing the fuck out of the, “there was a lot of matter daddy in there tonight” Only thing in my playbook 😔

What the fuck is a shower beer?

@hugh_jeload @wyermush Dislikes *

Cunnilingus Any ball knowers?

@MikeModica58973 It’s been right under your nose this whole time. Step into my office (DM’s) to learn the dark side #parenthesesplay

I’m graduating in 4 months and a mofo can’t take out a phone to watch some mindless Arab drive his car on the highway on 2/4 wheels without a teacher acting like I’m shooting up the school. Teacher: “Drop it” , “hand it over” “You can’t do this” “stop resisting”

Boobs are the only reason guys listen

RT @hugh_jeload: Me explaining to my mom the long term affects of eating foods cooked in seed oils (I just ripped "juicy rainbow ice" from…

I know it’s large but chin up pal

Invented a new game today. Just like Call Of Duty’s dog tag game mode I’ve taken it to the bedroom. After you crack collect her IUD as a trophy confirming you got the kill. Eventually you’ll have enough to start your own gynecology practice. #imsohorny

If you don’t like eating box your gay. Why do you think lesbians are considered “okay” and gays aren’t, because munching box is cool. #boxenthusiast