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@horndawgzris

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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@SupadupaJuneya @Jdonaldson901 @Foreverdre404 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “For anything lol. Ever.” no more weed for you.
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@horndawgzris
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24 days
One time you caught them completely distracted with each other in the heat of the moment, you ducked and hid under a table and whipped out your dick to jack off. It was like the only time you seen her nude in months and the dude you call yo brother” was smashing her shit.
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@horndawgzris
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4 months
@jaaedyyn @Cee_Gudda download it, or screen record. make an invite-only telegram and charge folks a fraction of the price to get in.
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@horndawgzris
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4 months
@TyWallace01 He’s the kids “uncle” and when we hear my wife and him doing their thing, I tell the kids their playing “thunder clap patty cake” to explain the sound and eating “jumbo seafood boil” to explain the sex smell 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 Welp, I didn’t have a choice. This was the best case scenario, to put up with this shi with as much enjoyment as I could get. He was gonna do my bitch regardless. Now atleast he’ll stop robbing me and beating my ass to a pulp.
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 Eventually it got so loud I could hear it over the headset. Everyone in game chat were claiming they heard my girl getting nailed, I explained to them they were mistaken. They couldn’t smell what I could. They were making seafood pasta, which explains the sound and smell. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 I’m right here. Dudes a bitch, last time I confronted him he made me watch him fuck my girl at gunpoint 🤬🤬 put the weapon down pussy!
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@horndawgzris
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4 months
@consentuality @WinnieSchola @crazyclips_ Notice how they didn’t need a few centuries to notice the enslavement of an entire race and deeming humanity based on the color of their skin is wrong. Some cultures are just different.
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@horndawgzris
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6 months
@stunnabey @kickmedaTD @ihydj_ gay porn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@horndawgzris
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7 months
Bro, that’s your cousin. You gotta chill.
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 I pretend not to see nor hear, I ain dumb. I ain getting slapped up!
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@horndawgzris
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1 month
going to be taking a long break
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 To add insult to injury one of those corporate snakes, publicly leaked the vid. So not only am I out of a job, I’m a public laughing stock 😡
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 She made him send me the video. She told me he’s going to be fucking her from now on. And If I leave she’ll have her gangbang brothers to kill me. I just pay the bills and listen to thunderous claps all day.
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@horndawgzris
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24 days
@TyWallace01 Too bad our first born came out looking like him, and the second, and the third. I just hope this one she’s pregnant with now is mine. I get to fuck her every now and then I gotta have some luck by now.
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 I just gotta beg him to use a condom, They already make me go in the corner and put a blanket over my head. 😒
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@horndawgzris
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4 months
@TyWallace01 My heart beating so quick so I can barely speak, I’m scared shitless. Bro, my girl’s throat is his. I just hope he nut in her throat in time for us to get something to eat.
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@horndawgzris
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2 months
@TyWallace01 She made me look her into in the eyes and said she’d talk dirty to him to try to aid with helping me regain an erection. I can tell she really tried her hardest, because she NEVER called me daddy.
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 He was gon fuck her anyways, 🤷🏻‍♂️ why not dodge an asswhoopin?
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@horndawgzris
zris
3 months
@TyWallace01 And I already know he a real killer, so I make sure not to try him. I pretend not to know and watch the footage later 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@horndawgzris
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4 months
@PrinceHefnerXXX @BigDickBullies @Sunnys_worldd @BanditBoochie “Ain’t even know bro was gay!” Is fucking KILLING me 😂😂😂😂
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@horndawgzris
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3 months
@TyWallace01 I always be wondering why my girl be disappearing coming back fatigued and sleepy? I think they go in the guest room and run TikTok workouts? I try to put on headphones and tune them out when they get to all that bumping. And the smell is potent so I usually wait outside.
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@horndawgzris
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2 months
@TyWallace01 Heard all of it, Bro had me in the living room high off the best exotic he had. Weed coma hit.
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@horndawgzris
zris
7 months
Funny thing is, you follow these girls EVERYWHERE they go. You claiming you hitting it too, only for them to have you do whatever while you fiend over their feet.
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@horndawgzris
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2 months
@TyWallace01 He told me that’s how he treated all his “bitches” and was advising me to do the same to mine. I thought she would never even go for some shi like that.. she’s catholic and all. 😕
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@horndawgzris
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2 months
@stephfairy19 Indeed she is. Ignorant folks tend to call these hairstyles ugly, though. So I played off that.
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