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@gavzilla

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Lived in Finland for a bit, now I’m back in the UK. Massage therapist. Star Wars, Madonna, whatever. He/him #BLM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 Alt: 👀

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Joined August 2010
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Where did Lemon Puffs go? They were a standard classic biscuit, up there with your custard cream and your bourbons. Always in regular rotation in your gran’s biscuit tin. And now? It’s like they never existed.
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Ok ok one last holiday pic, I’m not ready to let it go yet. Bringing a hint of butt to main.
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Have kilt, will flash.
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New swimmers.
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Celebrating our Wi-Fi switch-on with the first body selfie of the new house. 😅 Apologies if I missed your notification the last week. Relying on rural phone signal for phone data isn’t really a good solution.
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Duck it I’m doing the dog walk in my sleepy Hampshire village in my porny vest.
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Hi. I’m naked and happy.
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I heard you like short shorts.
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Another week of bulking. I had my doubts, worries about gaining weight, but can’t deny I can see it working now. 💪
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When will my abs come home from the war?
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@gavzilla
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In need of a rubber ducky.
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The movers have just left. We live here now! 😱
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@gavzilla
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Wedding ready (not mine).
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Boom! And we're done. In 1957 Laika became the first Earth born creature to go into space and orbit the planet. ❤️🐶🚀
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@gavzilla
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I have a vested interested in you.
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6 weeks into bulking and I think I can see it coming through. Ok I do trust the process now, despite the extra fat around my waist.
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First outing for my new swimmers from Fuel Beachwear @jocg1983 . I really like these. ☺️
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@gavzilla
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Got lots of comments about this shirt I wore yesterday. It’s a bit loud and has been hanging in my wardrobe unworn. But I figured my birthday was a day to wear something loud.
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@gavzilla
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Hey guys! A Grindr message 2 weeks ago turned out to be a friend I lost touch with 24 years ago. Delighted to reconnect tonight.
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@gavzilla
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Is this lewk a bit Chippendales? 🤔
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Pals, I’m at my happiest when I can sit outside on a warm evening, listen to my music interpolated with birdsong, while husband and pooch listen to me talk about shit.
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8 weeks into bulking. Arms, legs, chest, shoulders and butt have all grown. Waist is also up a little bit, but not so much that I’m worried about it.
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4 months after switching from cardio focused weight loss to strength training. I’m pretty much the same weight in both pics, but even after dropping 25kg and doing more cardio than I’ve never done before, my body still looked out of condition. Still more to do though.
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Someone’s been getting clingy. I think he now realises he’s moved up the pack order.
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If you ever get caught in a scary thunderstorm, I can recommend a poo bag as an effective and stylish rain hat.
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Sorry kiddos. There’s been too much excitement today so it’s an early night for me.
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Guys guys guys! Stop what you’re doing right now and take a look at my new tape dispenser.
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2 years ago I said to the husband ‘I want parquet flooring please’ and he was like ‘nope, not happening, it’s too fancy’. Anyway, after a 2 year campaign of ‘oooh look at this parquet floor, wouldn’t it look lovely in our front room’... 😍
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Somehow I’ve ended up being one of the flag bearers at the front of #CorkPride march.
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Oh look it’s me naked on a Greek beach. 😂
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@gavzilla
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I love it when you find a very appropriate card. (He works in the space industry). 17 years married today. 😱
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Last day of 51.
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Tonight’s outfit to fuck you up* *watch The Sugababes
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Ronnie came 1st in the Golden Oldie category in the village dog show. 🥰
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The saddest of days for us here. We lost a family member. Our little prince Leo died suddenly this morning. Sleep well, little old man. x
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@gavzilla
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Heading to London (and wearing yellow) for the #NotMyKing protest.
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Couple of examples of my 34” waist in florals. #fatandfloral
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First time wearing these new swimmers which I bought in @ClonezoneSOHO yesterday, served by the loveliest of shop-gurls @RafLee84
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@gavzilla
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Short shorts but make it Chewbacca.
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@gavzilla
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Bought a 1960’s G-Plan sideboard off Facebook Marketplace and I swear it has the same strong distinctive smell as my grandparents place did in the 1970’s. Did G-Plan just have that smell?
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@gavzilla
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We’re in Scotland! And tomorrow we get the keys to our new home. Yes I look like shit but I drove 8½ hours today.
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Today is the 10th anniversary of my civil partnership with @sdodonnell67 . We celebrated by converting to marriage.❤️
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@gavzilla
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Look at this stupid twat.
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I’ve unpacked a storage box full of all my 90’s porn magazines. Almost 100 of them. They’re going on eBay, apparently people pay good money for these now. Haven’t looked at them for a long time, but I feel like I’ve spent some good times with some of these guys.
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Sorry to blow my own trumpet but I can’t believe my chest in this pic taken on Friday night. My current gym routine is chest focused and I’ve only been doing it since July, had a month off for Covid, but yeah it seems to be working.
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@gavzilla
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Guys, can I interrupt your day to tell you about something small but significant that happened 35 years ago today? This was the day that Madonna - in front of a worldwide audience - faced an aggressive crowd and refused to be slut-shamed 1/
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@gavzilla
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Got my hungover ass out of bed early and now I’m here. (Frensham Great Pond, Surrey).
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Forgot my swimmers so had to wear my gym shorts in the pool. Wow shorts feel so bad compared with swimmers - uncomfortable, impractical and just wrong. I don’t know why so many guys wear these to get wet. Everyone should be wearing swimmers. ☺️
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@gavzilla
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Ok so that’s bulking done. Now it’s time to start cutting.
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Ok I mentioned it before, but here now is my #TheresaMay story. I wonder how she'd respond now.
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No naked jackoooziness! Yep it’s snowing but we’re naked and dgaf.
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@gavzilla
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My shorts are earning parental disapproval (yes that still happens even when you're 45). Twitter, they're not that short are they?
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Ok so after a month off I started at a new gym today. And yep that month off has definitely impacted my workout. Anyway, new gym, new mirror for selfies, think the lighting is a bit harsh though.
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@gavzilla
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Wish me luck Twitter. After 4 years of “retirement” I’m going back to work today.
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18 years ago today I had my first date with Steve, that sweet man who’s now my husband. I’ve decided to mark the occasion by having @garrymacl transform us into Neon Cybearpunk Sex Warriors. Love you, Steve. 💖
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Just booted my social conditioning in the balls by buying a T shirt from the woman's section.
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Yes it’s true! I made it to 50. Elder-gay achievement unlocked! It’s over for you bitches when I finally grow up.
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Tories: Introduced Section 28 Cheered for Thatcher’s anti-gay speech Voted against repeal of Section 28 Blocked the equalisation of gay age of consent Voted against equal marriage Deport gay ppl to places where they face danger Ally with the DUP But sure, Tories are the victims
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@gavzilla
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I was a size XL, now I’m a size M. I’m about to make a fecking huge commitment to staying this size. My big clothes are heading to the charity shop.
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@gavzilla
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Good morning. It’s still so dark. Bit rude of autumn to arrive so suddenly.
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Last year after Portsmouth Pride I spewed 🤮 in the train toilet the entire way home. This year I’m a bit more with it.
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@renegadeapostle So it’s definitely not just an American thing, and not just a Disney thing. I’ve been to lots of immersive experiences in the UK and they’re fun. Have you never heard of role play? Adults like doing these things.
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Finally made contact with the other gays in the village, a couple in their 80’s. Their opening line “we are absolutely not looking for sex!” It’s ok pal, I wasn’t asking.
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Been back 2 days but there’s still room for one more holiday pic because I (and therefore you) am not used to seeing my head at this angle. I guess this is how I look checking my pee in the toilet.
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Arrive in London. Get immediately hugged by a hunky stranger because he 'enjoyed my look', so here is today's look for you.
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Guys… We’ve exchanged! We’ve exchanged! We’ve exchanged! We’ve exchanged! Only 4 properties involved but lower down the chain has had legal issues, funding issues, £30k gazundering, months of delay, the place we’re buying was about to go back on the market. But it’s happening!
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@gavzilla
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Aw look. About this time a year ago today I was having a laugh with Carrie Fisher. 😢
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Feel like I’m always scowling in my pics, so here have a happy one from last night.
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Sky and movie in perfect colour match.
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It’s 8pm and we are finally leaving the gay beach. 😏
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Colleague “Isn’t it a bit early for Xmas jumpers?” Errrr - does this look like a fucking Xmas jumper? Was there a bible story about Jesus playing guitar?
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Straight people.
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He loves the balcony but I have low key anxiety he’ll jump off. (He won’t - he’s 13 years old with arthritis).
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Apparently some of you want a proper view of the newly pierced nips.
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53 in September
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I shall be 39 in July 🤗🤗🤗🤗
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Unintentional head laser.
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Husband got a new telescope. It kinda blows my mind that images like this can be captured on a home device.
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The assignment was to wear red. I did not understand the assignment. (Tbh all my red choices made me look like Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee).
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