onyekachi iloh
@honeycaki3
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Otherwise known as Ọláòtán Ọlákùsẹ́yin. Once young and avant-garde.
the next room of the dream
Joined February 2024
@mac__nelson The thing about leaking roofs is that you never know whether or not they've been fixed until the rainy season.
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RT @commieoflagos: GenZ landlord with a YouTube channel and IG handle. That's techno-feudalism.
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@FS_Yusuf_ Someone who told the lawyer to increase our rents by 35% because his own rent in Lekki or so was increased from 5m to 7m? That's the person you want to light 2by2? Someone we've never seen in person?
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The nonexistence of the word ”landboy” is proof that no matter your age, owning land (and having serfs who work that land) makes you a lord.
@honeycaki3 Landboy not landlord 😁
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RT @dapotheabstract: i write encompassingly, i make experimental films, i do art and archival photography, i dj, i play the piano, i pionee…
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Once, he was added to the group chat because we wanted him to see how we were organising to get diesel for pumping water. He left after 5 minutes because someone said something he found insulting. He sends ”???” generously at the mildest confusion or appall, even to his attorney.
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Me after I make up fake scenarios to get mad at:
"why are you saying Sai gobe at the end? Why are you trivializing the pain of women. Prenup is one of the instruments of Patriarchy. What do you mean you cannot share the things you got before the marriage?"
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I randomly remember that an associate professor and a recognised authority on children and women law vehemently argued for female genital mutilation during a class. [Male] Nigerian lawyers are an interesting bunch.
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Nigerians? Ethics? You will sleep there oh
you people don't know ethics is a crucial part of pedagogy?
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