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an old man was staring at me as i was walking through the park this morning so i braced myself for a weird comment, but all he said was "now that's what i call a scarf!!" then carried on lol
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dream date: lady & the tramp spaghetti kiss but with the morrisons footlong vegan sausage roll
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this shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class
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the only statue in the uk that i respect is the statue of hamish mchamish the cat in st andrews
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solidarity with all the phd students who are home for christmas and getting asked for more details about what their thesis is about from people who seem to then regret asking
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well my expectations for future romantic prospects have just gone through the roof
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this is apparently what "ensuring public safety" and "not assisting immigration enforcement" looks like to police scotland
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i completely fell for "self care" rhetoric ("it's ok if you can't get out of bed", "treat yourself" etc) for so many years and it never once did me any good. it gave me an excuse to lean into my mental health issues instead of dealing with them -
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the met police knew exactly how this would look, and they did it anyway. it is abundantly clear that they only exist to uphold power and protect the powerful, and to violently suppress anyone who challenges that power. they do not protect us.
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first year phd students deserve funding extensions too. i am sick of our stress being downplayed. starting a phd, especially at a new institution/in a new city, remotely & not being able to build those vital support networks in person is incredibly dispiriting.
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it is a children's tv show, hope that helps
✍️ "The casting of Gatwa, who is hugely popular with teens and twentysomethings, suggests the BBC has now given up trying to please these older viewers and is focusing fairly and squarely on younger audiences." | Writes Michael Hogan
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maybe bi women won't date you because you're on twitter saying they're inherently harmful towards queer people because they dare to be attracted to men
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it is not queer people's fault that we feel we cannot vote labour in glasgow south, it is a *certain candidate's* fault for being openly transphobic. maybe criticism should be directed towards her instead of those of us who want to stand up for our trans pals/neighbours?
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to anyone coming to scotland to study: we didn't ask for the oor wullie statues, we all think they are terrifying too, they are not here all the time, hopefully they will be gone soon
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feel like pure shit just want the dairy & eggs aisle at big asda with the fake cow & chickens back
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thanks covid for providing another opportunity for people to incessantly perform their moral purity & perfection on social media through smug instagram posts about how they've not breathed near another human being since march
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!!!!!!!! going to be starting an esrc-funded phd on queer cartographies at the university of manchester this year!!
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queer cafes/sober spaces are just an extension of the tenderqueer mentality whereby queer people only want to interact with their pals/people exactly like them and no one else from their communities and face no conflict
✈️ We are cancelling each other over being LGBT today. (If you not gay fuckoff)
Post your take on LGBT topics that will get you cancelled. I’m ready for your chaos and shenanigans.
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reintroduce them
Giant millipedes 'as big as cars' once roamed the north of England, after a 'fluke' fossil find on a Northumberland beach:
@EarthSciCam
#fossils
#evolution
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they said yes :'))))))
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"vote snp because in scotland a vote for labour is a vote for the tories!!!!!"
glasgow south west in the last election:
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i quit my phd and i often feel sad about it but it was absolutely the right decision and i think that that is worth celebrating!
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zipper t bunny hates his job & only bounces around when your villager is in sight, otherwise he looks despondent & walks around sighing. this is an example of emotional labour, where workers are expected to manage their emotions & expressions for their job. in this essay i will
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david hockney won't see your tweets about his bad ipad drawings, but your friends who are terrible at drawing will 😤
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me:
depop girlie: love this piece, great condition, only selling because it is WAY TOO BIG for me after i LOST WEIGHT, it is soo OVERSIZED guys, it is like a TENT, like it SWALLOWS ME WHOLE, i am literally DROWNING IN IT PLEASE HELP M-
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if i see one more person say that having short hair or using the word "partner" is "queer cultural appropriation" i will scream :))))
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i'm sorry but why didn't you just tell him that that's what he was doing
Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.
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if student unions aren't going to actually function as unions can we at least change their name to "glorified clubhouses for people who want careers in senior university management when they graduate"
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all i seem to be able to do today is sit at desk and listen to phoebe bridgers & maggie rogers cover of iris on repeat
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i think we desperately need to question the idea that "being kind to yourself" means essentially avoiding the world & not seeking help. for me anyway, neither of those things were particularly kind
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it really sucks that whenever labour introduce another socially progressive policy people say "that's too good to be true". we've been conditioned to accept that misery/ austerity/rising social inequality is just the way things are.
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have been thinking about how most student halls are completely inadequate forms of housing. you wouldn't expect anyone else to wilfully live in a 12 person flat with single bedrooms, 1 kitchen & 3 bathrooms, yet students are expected to put up with it for the "student experience"
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from one bi to another: i promise that spending less time worrying about people thinking your relationship is "straight" & more time on feeling more comfortable in your queerness & following your own lines of desire will be beneficial for your wellbeing
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- & actually worsened my feelings of worthlessness, because it encouraged me to not even try to live a more fulfilling & happy life & instead just hide from the world. "it's ok to be anxious" - is it though??
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i have become completely obsessed with the striped hornsea kitchenware from the 80s
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a barista in pret with green hair gave me the last vegan cookie for free, is this queer flirting
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CALL FOR PARTICIPANTS
I'm looking to walk, talk, and map with queer people in Glasgow.
My project seeks to play with mapping queer urban space in ways that focus on feelings, rhythms, movements, and moments.
If you would like to take part please get in touch! & Please RT!🗺️
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controversial but i think expecting men to have an innate understanding of every vagina they encounter, and then calling them out online when they don't, is actually very unfair & mean-spirited & doesn't help anyone have good sex
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the "most magical happenings" of the queen's life that this artist has chosen to list on her commemorative tea towels and mugs are truly insane
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im sorry but these videos have Huge tory energy & i cannot stand them
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HE SAID YES I CAN GET A DOG!!!!!
asked my landlord if he would allow a dog in the flat yesterday morning and he still has not replied, please pray for me/manifest a positive response
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moth girl summer
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one of my favourite parts of the 80s/90s metro centre is "the village", a section of the mall designed to look like a traditional village street!! afaik it is still there but it doesn't look as gd as it used to, they've dialled down a lot of the decor
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it took me a v long time (& finally accepting that i needed help) to realise that my life didn't have to be like that, that yes i would have bad moments/days/weeks/months but i also have agency & could actually want a life that didn't involve just staying in bed
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bitches know they can't catch me
(vroom vroom)
cute, sexy and my ride's sporty
(vroom vroom)
those slugs know they can't catch me
(vroom vroom)
beep beep, so let's ride
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v sad that for some reason everyone living in a cheap identical two/three bed apartment is considered a worse option than the current housing crisis
These Soviet-era structures are the housing blocks communism left behind. All were built after World War II to cheaply house the masses in a way that jived with communist ideology: near-identical two- and three-bedroom apartments. 📸: Zupagrafika
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i am 23 today!!! my wonderful pals all chipped in to buy me a lizzo ticket!!! now im having vegan brunch in the sun!!! i love my friends!!!
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As part of my Masters dissertation research, I am facilitating two queer map making workshops at the CCA! Open to anyone who identifies as LGBTQ+ & who lives/has lived in Glasgow ✨ You can sign up for tickets here:
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scarily excessive force from police scotland today, who claim to not assist the home office with immigration enforcement.
solidarity with everyone still out there protesting - take care & be safe.
acab forever, fuck the home office
Massive police numbers preparing to move in on Kenmure Street. Protesting crowd includes families with young children.
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remember when we used to be able to go to the pub without it being a huge time-consuming decision that causes an existential crisis
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going to be graduating from my masters with a distinction!!!!!!!!! 🥰
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autumn 2021 style inspiration: rupert graves & hugh grant in maurice (1987)
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just accepted an offer for a place on the applied gender studies (with research methods) masters at the university of strathclyde this year!! happy bday to me 🥂🎉✨
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me during my first year annual phd review presenting the work i have done in the past nine months
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if you don't actually want to know then pls do not ask! i really am happy to talk about it and i will go on about it for hours, but i really hate it when you've given people the explanation they've asked for and they're like "wow well i did ask 🙄"
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another fave is the "mediterranean village", which housed a bunch of mediterranean restaurants. i can't find any gd pics online, but there were loads of figures in the upstairs rooms of the restaurants posed in dramatic scenes wearing spanish/greek/italian outfits
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@OfficialUoM
my phd stipend still hasn't been released as i can't finished registration because i apparently owe you £6000 of tuition fees, even though my fees are paid by an external funder. why are you leaving people without pay during a cost of living crisis?
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personally, covid has made it a lot easier to fall back into those habits too, because it provided a concrete excuse for staying in a lot & avoiding the world that wasn't just "i'm anxious today". so now more than ever it feels important to think about the language we use
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kindness doesn't have to mean never doing anything difficult. those years of "self care" made me feel emotionless & empty. sure staying in bed felt easier. but i also rarely felt happy! & the longer this went on the harder it was to remember what happiness felt like
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therapist: jeremy bentham's preserved corpse is in a box at ucl it can't hurt you
jeremy bentham's preserved corpse:
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i hope everyone who asks me about my phd on dating apps is ready for a huge paragraph about maps as a disciplinary power & how they uphold capitalist & colonialist space-time :)
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have submitted the adoption form for a wee rescue dog and if the home check is successful then she will be mine!!!! please send good vibes
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i am just a simple bisexual, i take off my outdoor birkenstocks and immediately put on my indoor birkenstocks just like everyone else
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have come to realise that doing a phd is mostly a means to an end - it is producing a thesis that probably no one will read in order to get a qualification to further your own individual career prospects. and that's fine, but i think important to accept and understand
Which, whatever, but we (i.e. academics/phds that claim to give a shit) should be honest that for the most part, that’s what a phd is.
Its not enlightening & if you think it is, sorry, you’re accepting bourgeois illusions 🤠
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all i want is to be on a scotrail train travelling through the wintery highlands somewhere with a book and a boots meal deal and hot chocolate
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attending an austin powers themed party tonight, where everyone has to dress as austin powers but we are allowed to add a twist. so naturally i am going as "austin power: the essential works of michel foucault"
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i get that it's difficult to be communicative sometimes and it's something i'm not perfect at either, but i definitely wouldn't post about my failure at communication and blame it on my "bad taste in men" and somehow link it to abortion rights. mad
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if i do not offer more details it is not because i think you are "not clever enough to understand", it is because i do not want to spend half an hour talking about something that i am passionate about and that is very personal for you to respond like that
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it doesn't have to be a choice between "self care" or pushing yourself to your limit
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if we go into lockdown again can i request that single people are allowed a horny bubble
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