@mACABreb0b
“I doubt very much that an invasive cancer in the nasal turbinates could be sneezed out.
But a polypoid tumor theoretically could be, in rare circumstances.
Alternatively, the initial diagnosis of nasal cancer was incorrect”
- my veterinary pathologist dad
@Maebhcon
@mACABreb0b
University, actually recently retired professor of veterinary pathology. They also take tissue samples & such from clinics around the country, you’re right it’s a specialty that wouldn’t normally be in-house. He’s very used of me asking all about diseases animal & human.
It’s been a week since the breakup, and I really feel like I learned what I needed to from the relationship, gotten back in touch with myself, and am ready for him to take me back at any minute.
@baddanadanabad
I was there wearing two pairs of pants, two sweaters and a hoodie, with another hoodie and jacket around my waist (flew spirit). Was it me?
@CartoonsHateHer
People went wild with it but like many things I remember the genesis being pretty reasonable, “pls don’t wear our sacred shit to music festivals” & critiques of companies taking designs & patterns from cultures w/o any money flowing to the “inspiration”
Israel is very sorry for killing the foreign aid workers, if they'd known there was going to be this much of a backlash they would have just killed Palestinians instead as usual.
Told the guy I was dating how bad it is to touch receipts (BPAs) and he laughed in my face, ate & swallowed a receipt infront of me to show me how silly I am for saying that to him
I hate that period at the beginning of a new software eng job where I wear jeans and nerdy t-shirts until my coworkers trust I know my shit and I can return to my bright girly shit.
Got cancelled on yesterday 2 hours before a date:
“I’m on a date that’s going way over time and I may have found my person so I won’t be able to attend the date. Hope you do too!”
Can’t even be mad as I feel so much revulsion at “my person” I’m like yeah best we didn’t meet.
TSA wouldn’t let me have my tub of solid cocoa butter bc “if you heat it up it’d be liquid”.
“That’s true of all solids though,” I said pointing at my bag, “Add enough heat that’d be a liquid”
TSA: Why, what’s it made of???
Really wish we could Venmo each other fertility. Half the women I know are paying for IVF and the other half are a still a little relieved at every period.
Someone at a party mentioning drugs & homelessness in passing and now I gotta lecture on how housing costs cause homelessness, buckle up buddy we’re both on shrooms but we’ll get through this together, I’ll send you the citations later when I can work my phone
@jaboukie
Going out at night with your housekey safety pinned to the inside of your tiny dress and $20 and a metro/clipper card tucked into your cleavage, confident that if you die that night, it won't be from exposure. 🥰
Sigh
My brother didn't know "that woman in leather" at the end of Grease was Sandy FOR YEARS and thought the message of the movie was that sometimes people aren't compatible and relationships have to end to meet someone you match with.
Failed to get someone from tinder to pick me up from the hospital after surgery. Not sure why, I think i'd make a great first date. My happy IVs are still wearings off, I have opiates on me, let's fucking party.
Honestly the dopest part of opening for third eye blind was having access to the backstage private bathrooms. Do you know how luxurious it is to pee whenever you want during a sold-out show?? I went like 3 times.
I'm so glad my ex and I had completely non-overlapping tastes in music. It was annoying during the relationship but four years together and not a single band I like is ruined by memories.
Opened for
@ThirdEyeBlind
at a sold-out show at The Catalyst in Santa Cruz on Sunday, I'm feeling top of the world. Party continues at the Red Room until close, then somebody suckerpunches my friend & we spend the rest of the night in the ER.
Rollercoaster
A first date once asked to use the bathroom while dropping me off. He wanted to stay for a drink, I said nah, & he downed mini whiskeys he had on him. He then said he was too drunk to drive and better stay. He was SHOCKED that I pointed to the couch & locked myself in my room.
Dude came over where I was doing pt exercises at the gym, chatted about my injury and his previous ones. As I was leaving I asked if he’d like to grab a coffee sometime (crutch don’t stop the hustle).
He Said he has a gf - excuse me you were genuinely interested in my injury tf?!
I’m going to be opening for
@ThirdEyeBlind
again, this Saturday in Santa Cruz! Get ready for a room full of excited fans to get increasingly confused since they assume I’m just there to announce the band but instead I keep talking
The dude that gave me covid is recovered and going on a date tonight while I languish at home. I've heard of pump & dump but this this infect & defect is on a new level.
Wanna feel alive? Wear a skirt commando.
A breeze around a corner? A train pulling into the station? I’m inches of fabric from being a sex offender at every turn and all I had to do was none of my laundry.
Remembering the time a dude told me "You've got more orgasms in you" in a very hot way but I slapped my own thigh and said "this bad boy can fit so many fucking orgasms" and that definitely changed the mood.
15 years ago I went on a date with a "writer" in New York who jotted down every other biographical detail and thing I said so maybe somewhere out there is my Cat Person.
@yashkaf
I thought the core fantasy of dating apps was that you could meet people outside your current life & not have to worry about shit getting weird at work or with friends
Whats the point of dating younger dudes if they wake up more hungover than you? We went drink for drink my dude, stop delaying me from hitting the gym.