Too old, tired and grumpy for change. Following a recent iOS update, all menu bars seem to have swapped top to bottom or vice versa depending on original placement. Is there anyway to just make them go back?

@fatsculler What hasn’t at the moment 😢

@GBRChris_A @david_biddulph Great news, so well deserved.

Child doesn’t want to go on our family day out including Father Christmas visit because they’re worried they’ve been naughty and don’t want to face the big man. This is going well 🤦‍♀️

FWIW, I know @evrisupportline often get a bad press but our delivery man here is amazing. He even taps quietly after 7pm so the kids don’t get disturbed

RT @haveigotnews: Elon Musk could become a political puppet-master, warns Nick Clegg, who knows what it’s like to have someone else pulling…

@RoyalFamily That’s nice. Where is it?

@LwtEmmaBird @LondonPortAuth Yes! What’s going on?

@campbellclaret @jk_rowling @schooltruth @GraceCampbell I suggested as much back last April when you described @jk_rowling response to the new law as “stirring” and being a “martyr”. Not so keen to understand then, were you?

It doesn’t bear thinking about, to receive such a letter. #WeWillRememberThem

“Trespassers on the line between Barnes and Chiswick”. Go away!

This is not helpful 😂

@RowingFamily1 At least you have a dog!

@brianmoore666 I like what you’ve done with his name.

@brokenoarspodc1 @andrewb57 My favourite was always the “slow regatta ahead” sign which used to be hung off Chiswick Bridge. Much debate about whether or not there was a comma missing.

I’ve loved this series. They missed a few highlights of the S. Am long distance buses though: onboard bingo, meals like old school plane meals and loo seats sprung to stay up. #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld

“Dear Parents, we have been informed there is a case of chicken pox in a Reception class”. Well that didn’t take long.