lauren o'neill
@hiyalauren
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on Britishness, failure, the loneliness of being the funniest person in the pub, cigs, machismo, Bacardi Breezers, and Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, the guardian angel of the end of the night, who never broke America, never could have, never needed to
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when someone likes your Instagram story it is like they are giving you a little kiss on the forehead
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18k likes and no payment is pretty funny to be fair
did a @RollingStoneUK job in June and still haven't been paid for it. never "called out" a company publicly in my life before (mortifying to have to ask for my own money frankly), and I'm prob yelling into the void, BUT it's Christmas so perhaps there is a miracle to be had lol
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thanks everyone for the RTs etc. I hugely resent having to do this to be honest (again, in what other trade are you continuously sending emails crawling on your stomach to request money that is your own?) but I v much appreciate the kindness. no payment yet but who knows haha
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really enjoying Gary Barlow son meme because a) it's a classic style meme no nonsense no brands getting involved just a good old fashioned massive lad and b) it feels tacitly pro-Robbie
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staring out every single person who dares take longer than 30 seconds on the self checkout knowing full well that when I get there myself Iām gonna treat it like a two week all inclusive
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would it shock you to know that I was at an event which will be featured in the Robbie Williams monkey film
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RT @TracyKawalik: My friend Natasha has been missing for 7 days She is 55 yr old transwoman, last seen in Soho on Friday at 2am wearing aā¦
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had a ball writing this, which is something Iād wanted to find a home for for ages, about the much-maligned Birmingham accent and whether or not it has had a bit of a cultural glow-up š¤ for the cracking @brumdispatch @millmediauk
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