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@Joey7Barton
@GNev2
@ITV
@ITVSport
You worked for Manchester City under the rule of the Sheikh, kids in glass houses mate
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@robmanuel
You get to 45 as a bloke in this country and roll the dice on something to go absolutely crazy about. Could be Europe, either direction. Could be refugees. Could be trans people. Could be 15 minute cities, could be bins. I wonder what I'll choose.
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@iLoveEndorphins
@squirtstain
She's not not cool but David Beckham is a genuine style icon and killed the macho violence of football culture
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@providenceluvr
Only attractive women and men raised by attractive women don't fail to get laid on most serious attempts. They call it getting lucky for a reason.
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@oatmeal_addict
@evemmore
Nah Brad Pitt's boredom with his position in life is a fundamental part of what makes him great.
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@yorkiepud76
Reminds me of the Derren Brown bit about how the best way to save a seat on the train is to smile and pat the seat when someone tries to sit down
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@ArthurJHayes1
He's a centrist Dad, he just has a public school sense of humour, jokingly hating the French while having a wine rack full of Bolly
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@RopesToInfinity
The Boys next episode is about a Presidential assassination if they cancel I'll be so mad
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@tombobc
@AyoCaesar
We still use different words for meat and the animal itself because the Saxons reared them and the Normans ate em
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@ClarkeMicah
You know I'm tired of talking about drugs
When I signed up to follow your account I was assured you'd tweet about other things
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@argyre42
@caliredandgreen
@FakedFakerman
@AsadFromNYC
A Russian state agent who arrests you, scares the shite out of you, makes you think he's going to kill you with a spade, and then laughs and brings out the vodka, at which point you become best friends
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@ToryAmerican
@Timelord420
The British bought out the best and the worst of India. When it was bad it was awful.
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Just mad his countrymen can't win it without injecting meth into his one ball
@Jeremy_MacKenzi
I recommend moving your unpatriotic ass to Europe. Sounds like the Tour de France is more your speed
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@real_lord_miles
Post a voice note of yourself pronouncing the word "Loughborough" and I'll believe you. He can teach you.
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@dannyschof81
George Best would have been off to Saudi like a shot
Hed find a drink he always did
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@barelyyalex
@squirtstain
If only I had the confidence of a mid onlyfans girl who saw one documentary.
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@real_lord_miles
@notaterrornerd
"don't support the narcotics industry"
"visit Afghanistan"
Which one is it Miles?
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@Lemommeringue
The church is ALWAYS miles ahead of the state when it comes to effective devolution
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@AmielBakshi
The Red Shoes is a classic film about a woman choosing between two equally messed up and obnoxious rich men it that makes the pun work any better
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@Luiseach
The Irish welcoming the American President on his stopover from carpet bombing another ancient nation
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@barelyyalex
@squirtstain
You're insulting me and talking about penises etc. When did vulgarity become so female coded?
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@sandyhillcoop
@slowmarmot
@taliaotg
@foxux
In England it's not. You could call a woman a cunt and it'd be just regular abuse. Liz Truss is a cunt and I don't think ANY British person is going to call me out for that being a sexist slur.
Prepared to be corrected. But I doubt in good faith.
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@anishakoka
Probably do need to change apps so they're not Pretty Girl Validation Services anymore
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@Extinct_Acc
@Albert48572671
@PJ11819211
@souljagoytellem
It isn't equal to the Holocaust, it is the Holocaust.
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@clive_mart1n
Britain was invented in two thousand and ten
Between New Labour leaving office
And the construction work on Big Ben
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@echetus
His line about how no Englishman should wear a baseball cap is completely legitimate and correct
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@lpoleschtschuk
@hannahchrstina
There is a more than 100% chance that somewhere on her road is a retired man who will happily mow her lawn for a fiver and a chat
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@LorHolyKaron
@jiggyjayy2
Normie dating rules scare me. They're meant to be obvious but now a 30 year old can't date a 23 year old? I will never understand why.
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@suprememercian
Being fooled by Irish mercenaries is a time honoured mistake for the English in a time of crisis
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@AntifaCatraa
@ConspiracyBull1
"Federal Republic of the Holy Land" holy shit so good, let the Christians back in too
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@megantheevalium
Having to defeat capitalism to be worthy of pussy is quite the reason that the birthrates have dried up. Your great grandma in the depression didn't make such demands
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@BovrilG
There's a fifth secret class of people who creep around charity shops and bookstalls
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@uDaVie
@squirtstain
Bill Clinton was cool. You may not believe it. It's ancient history now.
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@PoliticsMoments
It's been mostly teetotalers, Brown and Sunak don't drink and I think Osborne prefers beak
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@MichaelConnor88
@Joey7Barton
@GNev2
@ITV
@ITVSport
You mean he wasn't a part of a team that actually won anything?
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@PNACstreetgang
I made several still in circulation flagbearer memes on /int/ back in the day
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@SophiedeGrouchy
Being British comes and goes with being cool. We will be back on top soon enough.
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@RaceplayShawty
@SpectatorRaven
I live on Spam and Corned Beef during the lean times. Like the military. It helps.
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@ClarkeMicah
@CosmicSkeptic
For fucks sake Peter you walked out. You can't say "this pub is full of wankers" and then expect to be bought a pint. The state of it.
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I was arrested last night and these were the police who arrested me. They wouldn't tell me my crime but the cop on the left told me it was to do with Greenwich Mean Time
TOMORROW on Downstream I ask
@ClarkeMicah
is it over for the Conservative Party? For good?
Is conservatism dead?
Is the U.K. a 21st century Hapsburg Empire?
And which colour Barbour is best?
#barbourbloc
New time of 3pm!
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Call me a killjoy but the Boaty McBoatification of England ends now
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@mrpolicywonk
@PunishedMetros
He was Anglican and went off to Rome. Was a soft Christian, baptised his kids and swore on the bible etc but apparently took his Catholicism seriously
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@barelyyalex
@squirtstain
It's one thread. Mine. What do you think a thread is?
I'd rather not know.
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@campbellclaret
Bombs over Arabia. You must be in your element. Party season at the Campbell household.
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@Daramel29
@hannahchrstina
She just needed a lawn mower and Fred down the road to come round and trim the flowers every few weeks
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@WolfofHobbiton
This is literally just Aussies.
Aw yih havin a Winnie Blue dart on me smoko where's me loighta?
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@JakubKotwica1
@smolrobots
@robmanuel
Young man's game. You'll somehow wake up on your 45th birthday with two rental properties and a pair of loose fitting M&S chinos.
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