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He drew man tiddies so much… he wound up growing a pair himself
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Once you get to 50% you can’t even keep your tongue in your mouth if you tried!
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A sure fire way to identify a himbo is to ask him to open his mouth. If you feel dumber just by hearing him talk, you’ve found yourself a winner.
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The only thing that feels better than getting bigger the the feeling of getting dumber…
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Once you’ve grown some tits and bleached you’re hair… you’ll know you’re a himbo and there’s no going back. 😈 😈
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It takes a lot of sacrifice to get this big. Guess what he gave up… 😈
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The vacant stare, the tunnel vision, the one-track mind… if you don’t leave your workout looking just a bit dumber, then we gotta push you harder. 😈
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People say he’s conceited, but he just loves what he sees in the mirror.
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How long do you have to hang out with him till you start to look and sound like him? 😈😈
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Putting this here because, as it turns out, it is possible to look like an even bigger himbo (even when you already look like one) …
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The stringer is a himbos attempt at covering up, which makes it that much hotter than actually going topless!
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You say that like it’s a bad thing 😈
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Good news: if you take a swig from that bottle you’ll catch it; Bad news: You don’t really have a choice 😈
This a douchebag frat party bruh u gotta be as douchey as us 2 get in
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Creating a playlist of dumb himbo tracks for this five hour flight… gonna walk off this plane a flexing, slutty mess.
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This might be a hot take but... the underboob is so underrated, but it's like actually the hottest part of the boob? A good hang is literally what separates a pec from a tit.
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No school, no smarts
fuk school bro! u dont need smarts! u need muscle! focus on the gym and sports bro. u dont need school dude. ur gonna feel great, just focusin on the good things in life bro: the gym, your gear, sports. You dont wanna be smart no more huh.
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Sometimes it starts with one piece of clothing, and next thing you know… it’s another, then another, then…
Cap goes on, mind goes off…
The shop clerk told me when I bought the baseball hat at the Yankees game, and they weren’t lying! When it’s on, my smarts vanish and all I become the dumb jock do I’m meant to be. I wasn’t told how good it’d feel though, causing me to wear it more!
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I wonder what would happen if I locked you down here with these folks and came back for you a week later… thoughts? 😈
it rlly isnt a rave or frat party witout one pic with ur bros flexin like total bros. dum down. muscle up. hang round dumb ppl n u will become dumb. hang round party animals u will become 1. hang round with gymrats u will become 1. do it bro. stop bein a pussy
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You know your pecs are actually tits when they have heft like this…
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How do I tell my new therapist my goal in life is to be a vapid, dim-witted himbo who shakes his giant tiddies for money?
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Are they dumb because they’re so jacked, or are they jacked because they’re so dumb?! 😈
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Tits out, tongues out. Something about this face lets you know exactly who they are. 😈
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The moment you start looking and acting like this is a public announcement that you’re in love with 💉💉 and what they do to you…
Carrying his own baby oil, ready for a slick down. Yup. 🔥🧃😋🤤🤤🤤💊💊💊💊💊💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💪💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🍆
#bodybuilder
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#Gymbro
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It’s not just the size, it’s the whole new aesthetic and identity that comes along with it 😈
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What daddy didn’t tell you is that at some point you’d become to addicted to modifying yourself… the bleach, the plastic, the PEDs… you’ll want more and more!
let daddy turn you into a living ken doll... brainwashed obedience for daddy to mold you and modify you to fit his desires
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I don’t care how smart you are, if all I surround you with is guys like these… you’ll eventually wind up looking like a copy. It’s just a matter of how soon. 😈
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When you’re on gear, you can’t help but touch yourself differently…
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In a departure from my usual content… I would like everyone to know this is my favorite build/angle/attire in one pic. 💦 💦
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No one goes this big this just to compete, you only go this far when your unnatural size is the only thing left that turns you on…
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Nothing feels better than skipping class to work out with your bros for the third time this week 💪🏼
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A bro can slip deep into the goon without realizing it sometimes…
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He *might* be juicing. Maybe. Just a hunch. 😈😈
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A friend called me a dumbass in a voicemail and I listen to it like … at least once a day.
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It’s so obvious you were only in school to use the gym anyway… 😈😈😈
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I’m not sure why this face and this pose are always indicative of brain rot… but I’m not complaining
Playing DBD gives me brain rot. Anyway let’s camp and tunnel besties ❤️
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Oh he’s not a nerd anymore. Hasn’t been for a while. He just thinks he’s fooling people with those glasses. That’s how dumb he is now.
Nerd what is stopping you to look like this.
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Honestly if your proportions aren’t this ridiculous, you’re not big enough. 😈
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The less you resemble your old self the better! Beg daddy to change more things! 😈
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Accidentally wound up wearing a thong to the office and suddenly I don’t know how to act…
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Too muscular for mundane living, but just muscular enough to be nasty 😈😈
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Gains are meant to be seen, if they’re going unnoticed you’re not big enough!
dude ima jst gonna wear dis sick tanktop to that fancy resturant place thing. i wnt ppl to see my huge biceps!
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How to Spot a Himbo No. 77: Lips always puckered, arms always flexed, cap always reversed, brain always off. 😈
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At some point the more gains you make, the harder it is to not look like a douche…. 😈😈😈
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Resistance to himbofication is futile, everyone gives in sooner or later — it just feels too good not to! Still, watching a nerd put up a fight does make it more fun!
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A himbo is the hottest guy in the room and he knows it, but in his head he can always be bigger… and dumber. 😈
Am I big enuff yet bruh? Damn i cant stop workin out. Idk bro I think i need to get fucking bigger… fuck bro im still so fuckin small i need to be like huge u know, need mor fuckin muscle
Bro i cant stop workin out bro cant think of anythin else i need to get bigger bro fuck
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Honestly the amount of times I’ve rubbed one out at work when someone says this to me… 🤤
when a guy calls me stupid or dumb I get the same feeling I do when I get called good boy
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Surround yourself with people who will kill your brain cellz and make u feel good about it!
bro must b thinkin... bruh rlly needs to stop tho becuz it only makes head hurt... thinkin only caus me problems n sumtimz ppl need to kno that dumb is good! who wnts to b smart? so mch work... so many thingz to worry about... be dumb af broski!
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How to Spot A Himbo No. 53: Going to work is so much fun! Everyone gets to look at how hot you are!
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Theres something instinctive about making this face while flexing or looking at yourself… like you can’t help it… 🤤
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Himbo magic is using a slutty lil waist to make your tiddies look that much bigger...
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Advice to my younger self: invest in your looks, not school; be someone’s hot pool boy instead of getting a “real job” … you’ll be much happier
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Himbo Priorities: Looks > Everything Else 😈😈
worst part about going to the gym is people asking you to carry heavy things. i work out to be hot not helpful
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Bros love stringers bc it also says, “I’m so dumb and slutty to me this is modest.”
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Is it the vacant eyes, the dumb face, or the cocky pose… I can’t put my finger in it.
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@transformdude89
The kind of guy whose entire personality is the gym, who can only talk about dick and roids and looks for any reason to bring it up. 😈
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Why be humble when you can be vain and shallow? You’re big for a reason!
you gotta flex my dude! show off ur hot bod. dats rite bruh! nevr not show off. gotta show the world u are the motherfuckin best. bein quiet n humble is so fukin lame. be loud. be proud.
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I've said it once, and I'll say it a million times more... some meaty side tiddy action is all 👏🏼 you'll 👏🏼 ever 👏🏼 need 👏🏼
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Why did I think this was Tom Holland for a second, and am I higher than I thought I was?
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Jake was instantly removed from set after he tested positive for the himbo varian; everyone thought it was a close call until…
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Oof I don’t know if someone slipped it into his drink or maybe cursed those shades, but Can it happen again?
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Is it just me or can you “hear” the laugh in this picture?!?
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Both shirts technically fit, sure, but a himbo only considers the right pic to be the appropriate fit. 😈
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Telling yourself you’re not gonna work out arms, but not being able to help yourself… classic meathead move. 😈
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Rookie mistake. Everyone thinks they have what it takes to keep their smarts, but when they realize brains can be traded for gains, then suddenly everyone has “more than enough to spare.” 😈
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I regret being h*rny. There just aren't enough hours in the day for me to also be a dumb piece of meat.
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Nothing hotter than when a newly turned himbo realizes he can’t think as fast as he used to …
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Seeing your wardrobe slowly change over time, your closet infected with the spread of workout clothes and gym gear… a tell tale sign of your own mental transformation.
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You can be the hottest guy around, but you’re not really a himbo unless you’re also vain and shallow about it.
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While “stupid fucking muscle whores” will always be hot, the hottest word in this statement is “become” because it suggests you weren’t always acting this way. 😈
The only thing I’m really interested in seeing on here are people growing their muscles stupidly big and getting so turned on by it that they start posting nudes of themselves and become stupid fucking muscle whores.
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Muscle tiddies were made for grabbing, just like so…
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If they can’t grab a handful, you gotta grow em bigger. 😈
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Okay no lie… my gym bros once saw me count my reps with my fingers and laughed at me. I instantly got boned and had to go to the bathroom to JO.
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Who needs therapy?! This is the kind affirmation and self-actualization I need.
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If Ryan goes Method Acting then finds that he can’t shake off the ditzy dumb blonde himbo he’s become, I can die happier…
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