Dumb Jock Bro
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ur typical dumb self asorbed douchey toxic frat jock bro.
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guide: how to be a dumb as fuckkkk jock.
the guide on how to dumb down is from alphainsights on tumblr, some1 suggestd me to share with all of u. after that, i gonna suggest hypno files that ppl have told me r good. idk how each one of files work becuz i dont rlly use hypno
u wannabes bros always be askin how tf do i become a total jock bro like u? well… it not meant for the weak minded folk. it a big test. it shows who the men are and who the pussies are. u dont want to be a pussy bitch failure do u? well i gunna make a guide for everyone
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huhuhuhu bro look at my big biceps!!! dont they look swole huhuhuhu! bro idgaf abt skool im too busy bein hot as fuck!
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dont b shy lil bro strt showin off those big gains u ben making! u been doin so good sinc u gave up uni for big gains. smarts get u nowhere. just life full of stress.
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a nite at a party is betr than studyin for sum dum ass class u wil nevr use in ur life
fuck ur pussy soi boy priotitties and muscle up gear up n hav a nite of ur life evry fukkin nite bro.
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fuk school bro! u dont need smarts! u need muscle! focus on the gym and sports bro. u dont need school dude. ur gonna feel great, just focusin on the good things in life bro: the gym, your gear, sports. You dont wanna be smart no more huh.
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ahahhah look at bro tryin to read. come u silly dude u kno u cant read that stupid complx sheets. lesgo to the gym insted so we get pumpd up!
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Bro, smoke this joint bro. Its like nothin you ever had before, plus you look wicked fuckin tense lately, all up in your own grill, you feel me? Yeah… smoke up bro. Feels fuckin epic amirite? It lasts for fuckin ever, too… all smooth n calm n shit bro.
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find urself a gym that lets u workout in compression shorts fr. like bro i luv teasin these beta fags around me with my swety muscles n my bulge.
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yuh bro. u care more abt ur gains than ur branes. who gives a rat fuck abt math when u can smash pussy n party crazy af. put ur life on fukkin ez mode n work ur ass off bro.
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not a single thought in bros head. just pussy, party, fuck, gym, drink, eat, sleep.
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waddup dudes. u ready to pussy smash tonite. b4 dat we gotta go get pumped up n the gym bro. gotta get dem killer gains. fuk finals i aint takin that shit. ima party n fuck n workout. dats all what i need to do.
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You want it so bad. To be so big, dumb and horny. And yes this process will happen naturally. Getting bigger means less blood to the brain and more to the dick. As you get stupider the world around you gets smarter.
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yeah bro look at our gainz aftr a killr gym sesh dude. why dont u come sit wit us lil bro. come be a real man. grab a beer and chug about 7 or 8 of em. bro u aint need to study fuk that. just come hang out n relax. ik dem biceps of urs r killin ya.
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u mirin bro? yeh dude i think u are. muscle up n down down loser. u aint usin dat head of urs rite. use it for liftin n fuckin mad hot pussy.
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ye brooooo look at my sick pump! skippin class n goin JIMMMMM payin off so good. idgaf abt grades wen u can hav killer gainzzzz. fuk dem brains i was ment to be a dumb jock anewayz
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Bro has to do deal with the big headache which clouds his mind every time he tries to think. His cock is growing and lust for his own body. Maybe it's time to give in to brohood and let his brain go, and focus on his muscle and his manhood.
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Building muscles and a empty head bro. The more u work out, the dumber u get. You know who u are and what u want. Give in and embrace it and u will never look back dude.
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fuck big brain thoughts bro. jus muscle gym sex is all i need n ofc partyin outtttt 24/7
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waddup bro why u starin at me? u wnt to b like me bruh? dum down n muscle up.
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give up ur brains for sports n muscles bro. go play sum bball insted of worryin abt ur class homework u gotta do. go to the gym insted of goin to class. ur too dumb 4 school anyways.
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abt to hit the jim get a sick pump go to party get drunk fuk sum bitches n repeat recycle.
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give up on the books! join the team! let the helmet dumb u down to a dumb horny jock. soon all you can do is flex and do sports aint that rite sport?
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Turn the cap around dude, the more you don’t want it the more it’ll show, become the douchebag, be a dumb jock bro.
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yehhhhhh broooooooo why even do homework when u could b out lifitin n growin wit the boyzzzzz. smart shit is over rated. ud be bettr a dumb bro like me.
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u dont know true pain n exhaustion if u have never done football practice in full gear in 100+ degree weather.
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im sick of these f*gs tryin to say they r normal. lol no ur not pussy. u pay me n i giv u sum small atention. vry vry simple
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you gotta flex my dude! show off ur hot bod. dats rite bruh! nevr not show off. gotta show the world u are the motherfuckin best. bein quiet n humble is so fukin lame. be loud. be proud.
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Each and every day, you become more and more of a jock. It happens slowly, you pick up a sport or start working out. You may not notice it. But as your muscles grows, your body starts pumping out more hormones. Then one day, you’re a body obsessed bro with an insatiable sex drive
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Hard to think. Hard to focus. Easy to follow orders. Easy to dumb down, and muscle up. Come on dude, u know u want it. Dumb down, Muscle Up. Relax. Stop thinkin dude the pain will stop when u stop thinkin thingz u kno? thinking makes u tired becuz it takes so much energy bro.
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he mite b skippin class but he will always be bigger n better than ur nerdy fag self. if u rlly wnt to change… start ditchin class, dieting, doin sports, fukkin around. give up ur smart for muscle bro
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bro fuck ur uni work shit. give up ur smarts for a life of fukkin pussy n hangin wit the bros. sex , muscle, partyin all u fukkin need. now grab a cold 1 n join us
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dude ima jst gonna wear dis sick tanktop to that fancy resturant place thing. i wnt ppl to see my huge biceps!
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dont wear shirts bro. shirts hide ur killer sickkkkkk bod. even wen its cold af i try not to wear much. i luv showin off n shit. we bros not humble we loud af we show off n hav a good time.
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just couple months ago he was a nerd stuck in a stupid book. now since he finally accepted that his best life would be as a dumb jock he dropped the books and now is goin for the looks. hes leaned up and gainin muscle, and his brolingo is starting to come in too!
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party up bro, fuk anyting that isnt about party sex sports n muscle. flaunt ur bod get mad hot bitches n fuk em, n shi bro. be stupid crazy bro. come on u crave it.
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yeah bro i know i am the best. my guns r large n ik im the shit bruh. this thanksgivin break ima be a beast in the gym n fukin bitches. aint gonna be a pussy nerd who just reads books fuck that shit bro.
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that it bro let ur brain die down. ur just a silly goofy jock now. sports, ur body, and sex is all u care abt n ofc hangin with ur bros with some cold ones
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dude u gotta stop tryin that thinkin shit u kno. jst give up! now lift some weights bruh we got ton workout to do. liftin weight also helps stop ur brain from thinkin hard things u kno? u got it bro lift em weights
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waddup bro! u redy to hit the gym! lets get all pumped up and sweat. thinking is hard, lifting is easy. simplify ur life and become a gym bro.
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fuk u pussy! ima hit the gym n bang some1 n party my ass off while ur loser ass is studyin. what a looser.
bein a dum jock is more fun
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Big. Strong. Stupid. Hot.
Jock Up. Dumb Down.
Get Big. Get Swole. Get Horny. Get fucked.
Be A muscle cunt. A butch bitch.
Empty your head. Flex.
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school is so hard. dats why i dont try it bro. fuck it! less go to gym dude! gotta get those gains brooooooo. gains before brains. looks before books.
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bro iz an alpha n knos it. idk wat most of those words mean but like yeah i agree ig. i see word jocks n shit so i agree.
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bros pls strt speakin brolingo becuz norml talk is jus so fukkin hard to undrstnd like bruh dont b a loser
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fuk yeh broski. ur body is all u need. fuk any sort of smart shit dude. wear that cap. be goofy. be stupid. be toxic. muscle up bro. hit the gym daily. u dont need books bro. sell those old books to get supps, and protien. yeh dude ur jus a dum muscle bro
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yeah u know dat ur the mother fuckin bomb bro. go smash some pussy and party up dude. fuk ur homework.
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yeh bro jus relaxin dese muscles. hard workout. gonna get hammered tonite and destroy some pussy. ik i look like a white god dont i. i bet the fags want to be like me but they cant lmao.
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waddup bro! ima host a party. only hot bros n bitches alowwed. no ugly fugly nasty nerds n losers. u are a bad image to me if i got ur ugly ass around me. sorry not sorry bro ahahahah.
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bros hittin the gym togethr aftr this they goin to that frat party to get wasted n fuk some good pussy.
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yeah bro im ready for partyin tonite. got my compresion shirt on so ppl can see my muscles bulgin out n it kinda act like a costume. i mite not b too brite but ill b the life of the party u kno bro. flexin n shit. u kno ima find a good pussy to fuk too?
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bro its vry important to put ur body and looks before ur brain, work, and school. if someone strts yelling at u becuz ur actin different and getting dumbr just think about happy you’ll b onc u look like a stud and u got ppl payin u just to hav sex n shit.
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got a lil headache now huh dont u bro. u look like such a bro now bro. dum down muslce up show off dude. i bet u want to smash sum pussy so hard rn dont ya bro. data the jock thing to do brah.
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u want to join the frat bro? u gotta drink so much beer. get dumb n drunk af on beer. do sum stupid shit bro. then force urself on sum girl n fuk the shit out of her bro! u wnt this so bad bro. why dont u becum a pledge dude.
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gym bros say fuk uni! fuk school! become a C/D grade student. dum down, muscle up, show off! be a dumb frat bro jock. find n join a killer frat. dont even buy ur books for ur class. n pay fags or bitches to do ur work. Never stop showin off bro. chill out bro.
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bro u have every right to be mother fuckin cocky when ur built like a shit tons of bricks! bein a big dumb jock douchebag turns u on.
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it rlly isnt a rave or frat party witout one pic with ur bros flexin like total bros. dum down. muscle up. hang round dumb ppl n u will become dumb. hang round party animals u will become 1. hang round with gymrats u will become 1. do it bro. stop bein a pussy
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no thoughts bro just plesure. when u dumb down and muscle up u just feel so much pleasure. just being a dumb sexy eye candy makes u feel so good. join him, dumb down and muscle up.
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u wannabes bros always be askin how tf do i become a total jock bro like u? well… it not meant for the weak minded folk. it a big test. it shows who the men are and who the pussies are. u dont want to be a pussy bitch failure do u? well i gunna make a guide for everyone
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i want to knock a girl up. block her. then find her 18 yrs latr to see my godly alpha kid.
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dats rite broski! show off ur brawn not ur brain! skip classes to go workout at the gym. think of time ur wastin in class when u could be gettin those GAINSSSSSS! every1 sees u as meathead not a nerd. fuk nerds. ur better than them. be a true bro.
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bro get rid of long sleeved shirts and wear tanks like this, also get urself a nice baseball cap. u dont need to look like such a wimpy nerd anymore. u know you want to dumb down like the rest of us frat bros.
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fuk smarts my dude. all i care abt is how fukkin shrreded i getting n how much whores i fuk a week.
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dude u want to be like me? well u first must admit that ur gonna b nothin but a dum meathead.
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