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@highonjetfuel

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CyberSecurity/Traveler/I don’t always get it right but assume positive intent.

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@highonjetfuel
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6 months
I've never understood why people keep funeral programs after the service. They totally creep me out!
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@Dermot01614184 @myfox8 Send me ur $1200 when u get it, if you are so against socialism.
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@druski Definitely Newark, New Jersey
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3 years
@Bionca_Olivia The entire island of Jamaica needs therapy. Unu caan get up suh everyday.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
Trini 2020 basic budget. Airfare- $700 Costume - $800 min Hotel (5days) - $2500 min ( this is kotching at somebody yard. Fetes - $900 min Wardrobe - all yuh money If you don’t have minimum $4000usd stay home.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 months
Imagine living in a country with 3 million people in 2024, and your government is bragging about having 122 ventilators in public hospitals. The delusion, incompetence, and arrogance are unreal. Help, Lord.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@BuzzFeed @TheHomieDreebo Ain’t no Jamaican in this video. Eating that dry ass Pan chicken calling it jerk. Gtfoh!
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@laurenmosewho She was my neighbor and she played Chinese skip with my sister.
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
@YaadMekI How unu crucify Portia.....
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@highonjetfuel
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6 years
@JevJournalist Omg did he put the porridge with the ackee🙈
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@highonjetfuel
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6 years
@MsGenevieve_ Told my mom I took some NyQuil to fall asleep. She called my sister telling my sister I am a drug addict and she is concerned. Because she couldn’t get why I need a pill to fall asleep.
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
@koolkarlease @carltongstew U are a wicked woman!! Guh clean yuh dirty house yourself, if u can't pay liveable wages. How do you even justify this?
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@ProudCaribbean Lord look what I live to see. A Jamaican singing power soca, and I actually like it already.
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
Ppl aren’t honest with the struggles that comes with migration. Especially migration to the US.
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
Too funny
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2 years
@mosseri @chrissyteigen We don’t want videos at all it’s annoying. Stick to photos. Y aren’t y’all listening. IG will die a natural death if this continues.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@TheBlackCaucus @VirginiaMuseum “Forced African Migration” y’all should be ashamed.
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
As a black Jamaican I am surprised to learn that I am not black. Y do black Americans think they are the gatekeepers of blackness.
@chris_notcapn
chris evans
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I’m actually struggling to process this level of stupidity.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@RealTrouble_ I have never met a Jamaican who does this.
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@highonjetfuel
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2 years
Where is Queenie? Somebody get Queenie on the line dey.
@PopcaanMusic
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2 years
Yeman a anybody get Bunoff from them tun off killy!!! Friends, family enemy ETC!! Unruly can’t be stopped!! Memba that!!! #GREATISHE
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@ShanicaBlair @gunnerbeeks What number a play tomorrow?
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
Do remember the days you prayed for the things you have now? Wild! I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me.
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
I still can’t believe that the vaccination rate in Jamaica is about 10%. Unu nuh waan di pickney dem guh back a school?
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@alicia_ramdal That Jamaican Sunday breakfast can hold u over until 6pm. Shit is heavy.
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5 years
@Just_Francine I am here to tell you that you were bamboozled.
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@highonjetfuel
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2 years
I find new friendships difficult. I am genuinely interested in the friendship but humans are weird.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@davidmullings You are a very small person. Also because I don’t need a job I can tell you to go fuck urself.
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@highonjetfuel
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6 years
@bonthehill_ How can “ Hello” be playing and u don’t fine a gyal to wine on? but u on Twitter complaining. Bruh, just go home. I blame your friends for bringing u in the first place.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@AlanBirsingh I hope in your lifetime you and none of your family members will ever be in need. Where is your humanity?
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@highonjetfuel
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@yungsenshi
neo-princess ❦
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I want a tattoo that pays homage to my Jamaican heritage but I don’t want the traditional island outline or the coordinates or the flag but Idk what to get 😭
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
@NestaJA What is true is that your government failed those students.
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@highonjetfuel
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@srmilesauthor I did not know that
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@Jhambrizco_ Mi kinna feel Macka too old gi dem lyrics yah.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
You deserve someone who is excited to love you.
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@highonjetfuel
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1 year
@NotniceJacktoo1 Jamaica has been fasting and praying since I was in pre-K.
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
@CurfewGad What the occupancy limit at Kediesha’s house?
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
Suh dem ago just tief the ppl dem design just suh. Not even a few years later but the same year? Bold face bad.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@NICKIMINAJ Keep Jamaica out of ur mouth. Nuh mix wi!!!
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@highonjetfuel
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Black Jamaicans*
@ajplus
AJ+
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You know who can’t access Jamaica’s white-sand beaches? Jamaicans.
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@highonjetfuel
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2 years
A soca party only need 3 dj’s and a good sound system. Caan tek di chatting Inna fete.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@julietcuthbert @rasheeda_876 She is right @julietcuthbert while we will focus on the message. The messenger in this was a miss, but go off sis.
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@highonjetfuel
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@bertobreal 4 packs of chicken noodle? Damn
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@highonjetfuel
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6 years
My Carnival in Jamaica 19 fete list: 1. Rock the Boat* 2. BR 3. Dusk* 4. Moonshine 5. Afloat* 6. Tribe 7. Black to Blue* 8. Brainwash 9. Ambush 10. Sunrise* * These are can’t miss fetes. Trust me!
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@highonjetfuel
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6 years
I think ppl get offended when you aren’t ashamed of things that they were taught to be ashamed of. They resent you for not caring what everybody thinks.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@ameliadimz We told him to get OUT once!!! We are not about to tell him again. Have ur way with him sis.
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@highonjetfuel
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7 months
On the toilet after eating this many dumplings.
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@LifeAsLloyd
lloyd.S
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Chicken n Tings said here’s breakfast lunch and dinner for $900
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@highonjetfuel
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6 years
@Slankzzbroo Bahamas on a roll this week. Fyre festival doc now this. I just want some conch salad.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
My mother’s birthday is next week, so I called her to tell her that I am taking her to Aruba for the weekend. She was like, “ no, give me the money I can cook and and ur sister can come over and we have a merry time”. I can’t with this lady.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
Rhatid!!! Picking up multiple costumes today from @xaymacaintl in and out in 23mins. I guess Xaymaca is the band.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@Mekiedoll Insecure ppl should not date PERIOD.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 months
Nigeria struggles with rampant Female Genital Mutilation, high rates of child brides, and widespread skin bleaching. Can a nation like Nigeria truly claim moral authority over others cultural practices?
@mymixtapez
My Mixtapez
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Nigeria’s first lady advises young girls not to copy U.S. Celebs "We have to salvage our children, We do not want nakedness in our culture"
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4 years
@joeeast357 What’s the name of Pearls shop? I must visit, it seems festive lol
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@highonjetfuel
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8 months
This y Bacchanal Fridays was so important to the soca movement in Jamaica.
@BRUSHTHEMARSHAL
Brush The Marshal
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Crowd Neva know penthouse
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
The type of intimacy I want and deserve I doubt I will get it in this life.
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5 years
@BadGyallRiRi “Not to Florida” bury me!! Lol
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@highonjetfuel
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3 years
@Shininglightja @Kkmcky @gurujammy U dey farrin too long, Golden Krust is not even in the top 20.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@ceexrosee That’s not a wine. Idk wth that is.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@goodeintentions Crreeeee!!!
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3 years
@Shanzi_a @SamoiFranklyn A suh u did dunce and fool. Just post ur pics and Don't open your mouth.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@RushCam Trump just need to go. We will deal with all the other stuff later. After 4yrs of Trump I think we deserve to celebrate his departure.
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@highonjetfuel
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@Prezi_Boulevard Lord I pray dat oil clog up dah yute yah back.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
@ramit Paying off student loans is the American dream
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@RetiredFilth Bacon, egg and cheese on a roll.
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@876engineer This is not a standard
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2 years
@beaminthecity @notcapnamerica Who is going to tell her?
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@highonjetfuel
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2 years
It's very hard to play mas with new ppl. It feels like babysitting. Also, I find ppl don’t really want to enjoy the experience that is carnival, they just want the IG post.
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2 years
Boomers who paid $500 for their degrees always come with this bull.
@DamienWKing
Damien King
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Forgiving student loans is a bad idea since it's an arbitrary, unfair distribution of wealth. A non-borrowing student who is equally poor but hustled to pay his fees, resulting in less studying time & lower grades, gets nothing. Better to give all an equal amout, indebed or not.
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2 years
@OhGVibe I think carnival made a turn around 2015. Ppl got greedy
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5 years
@CarpeNoctem268 Good luck finding a decent one. Pitch a tent in the Savannah.
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5 years
@zimient The shade of it all
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
I have no words for @xaymacaintl From start to finish I had the best time.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@Wanderlust_RN Proper customer services would be to make more gravy if it’s popular. Then again I am asking for customer service from a Jamaican restaurant.
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@highonjetfuel
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4 years
@hoeleeshitt I rebuke the spirit that made u tweet this.
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@highonjetfuel
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8 months
Hear me out, you must experience Trinidad’s Carnival. No words to describe today like was this real life?
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@highonjetfuel
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11 months
AI Risk and Governance roles maybe the next go.
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@highonjetfuel
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2 years
This gym thing is really about consistency. My fat ass seeing some results.
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@highonjetfuel
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5 years
When I first moved to America my mother sat my siblings and I down and explain credit scores and what having a good credit score will help you achieve. I am eternally grateful for her,!because credit is king in this good old USA.
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In an era ripe for innovation, Jamaican politics remain stubbornly fixated on the basics: roads and water. In the land famed for its natural abundance, it's almost comedic that water access still headlines campaign promises.
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4 years
@kibwemcgann Doesn’t even look fun.
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3 years
Ambition is a full time job.
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@highonjetfuel
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8 months
Nah lie Trinidad nice.
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5 years
Y’all have to respect this. Less than 24hrs. I am impressed.
@babebrunchja
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To our patrons
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6 years
Flying into Trinidad this weekend just for Bacchanal road. That fete was too sweet last year. I have to relive it. Fete finishes at 10pm my flight is at 1am. For the love of soca. @caesarsarmy #soca #trinidad
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4 years
Love to see it
@GaryChambersJr
Gary Chambers
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It’s official, I’m running for Congress. You’ve inspired me, to jump in the race for La.’s 2nd congressional district to go fight for THE PEOPLE. If we come together around a shared vision for progress we will win. Let’s make change happen TOGETHER.
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@highonjetfuel
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@Ivhottie Y don’t u leave men alone?
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2 years
Security clearances and Confidentiality agreements everywhere.
@ambertakahashi
Amber Takahashi
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A lot of tech ppl in DC can’t even talk about their work….let alone even be influencers lmao
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@highonjetfuel
Hermit
1 year
This is a steal
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
1 year
STEAL!! XL Ninja Air Fryer for $42.52, retail $169!! *open box return WITH warranty- NOT used
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3 years
@vaewest Most of the meds they take in JA aren't even FDA approved, so this argument is so weird to me.
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@highonjetfuel
Hermit
2 years
Money can mek back
@Dougie_DaGoat
DougieDa_Goat_
2 years
Don’t be 60 years old with NO memories of anything. Go enjoy Life. 🤟🏽
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6 years
@BadGyallRiRi And the anxiety that comes with it is dreadful.
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Hermit
5 years
Couples let me understand this because me single and nobody nuh want me. If yuh man nah guh a di fete you caan guh? I told my friend that we are going to soca by the tree tonight. Her response was, “let me ask Devin if I can do that” Sis u is a big girl, Stop it!
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Hermit
3 years
Not everybody a farrin struggle still, but go off and feel better about urself.
@Anymal9
Mr Clarks
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One ting wid unu, unu farrin minded af jus fi guh turn security, clean people shit and make fries
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