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Lawyer/Lifeguard constantly catching any other L’s life throws at me. allergic to blue ticks.
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It's always 'let me tell you Maina' but never 'how are you doing Maina' 😔
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Love how my content keeps showing up on different channels and the comment section is always encouraging, and that’s how I downloaded Reddit 😂
Kenya 🇰🇪 to the world 🌎
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You know how there are red flags and green flags? Well, what are your beige flags? Things that don't really matter but show that someone is uninteresting. Here are mine:
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I don't know any fun facts. All my facts are terribly dark. I'll comment one for every like.
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@paddysroyco
Howard was literally just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Adriana, her valid reasons aside, broke the rules of the family she entered into. She didn't deserve what she got but Howards descent was a lot more tragic.
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- You like to hydrate. Pole Samaki Mkuu. My apologies Michael Phelps. You're not a waterbender so please calm down.
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- Favourite position. Unless your Najib Balala, sticking to one position is very bland.
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- Pineapples on pizza is not a personality type. It's food.
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- You miss XFM. Yes. The sky is also blue, the sun rises in the east and settles in the west, and my cab is five minutes away.
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- Star signs. This is a perfectly reasonable system of belief and there's nothing innately wrong with it but don't have me texting my mum asking what time I was born. After 27 hours of labour the stopwatch was the least of her concerns.
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- Liking/hating Friends. The show ended in 2004. Move on just like Rachel should have.
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- Salt or sugar on your avocadoes. The earth is dying. The earth is dying! Is this how you choose to waste your remaining time? On condiments?!
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- Your Hogwarts house. You're about as modern as a BuzzFeed quiz. Unless I'm tryna slytherin can we please change the conversation.
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What does your CV look like if you apply for this position?
Are they counting hours spent praying like a pilots flight time?
Number of miracles made/received?
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I've been iffy about talking about my sobriety journey on this app because of the connotations but I'm happy to say that it's been 3 months. 3 enjoyable months.
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she's already in my dreams but at least I get to see her again
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she's already in my dreams but at least I get to see her again
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Not much has happened for me this year. But I'm proud to say I've gotten comfortable with silence.
I've spent years listening to podcasts/music to fill in empty spaces, especially when I'm going to sleep. Now I don't have to. It's wonderful.
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Anyone with a good edibles plug? Mine had a sudden crisis of conscience and refunded my order 🫠
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@Fai_Karanja
@Is_Nicky_
If you're being specific, sure. Like oh you like sushi? Interesting. Risotto, that's really cool.
But when you say foodie, tofauti ya wewe na msee anadishi chapo sita in one sitting is minimal.
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@YouLoveLeona
4. No breathing. Man must fight for air not receive it freely.
5. No walking. There's money to be made and no reason to move slowly.
6. No questions. If you don't know the answer then you clearly don't know me.
😂
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Opened a burner account for the more unhinged tweets. Like for follow.
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no partner but nimejisort na kamzinga in honour of the occasion
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At what stage of adulting does one learn what all the buttons on the microwave do?
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Day three without a cigarette.
If I make it a week I'm not looking back.
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Amen 🙏🏾
Each hair in a nigga beard represents each lies he has ever told.. the thicker the beard the bigger the lies
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I love my playlists. There's no vibe or rhythm or flow. Just whatever song I heard that I liked in that month. Like journaling but music ✨
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There's a point in the cremation process where the meat is perfectly cooked.
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@_TheNewWav3
Interesting. Is there such a thing as an original thought though? I feel like we're all influenced, consciously or subconsciously, by something.
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Just found out that a piece I edited almost made it into the Commonwealth Short Story Prize shortlist.
194 out of 6642 😭
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Now we can see the random exits before we hit them 😍
Ongoing works. Karen roundabout to Junction lighting. The stretch has been treacherous. Lazima iWork.
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Finished my first book of the year.
Highly recommended if you're longing for Avatar content.
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Bit the bullet and finally got a fade. I'll miss the 'fro but the time I will save is immeasurable.
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Everyone cherishes their childhood and that's cool.
I struggle to because my brain only retained the bad memories.
This is not to say I had a bad one, I think I was just anxious and undiagnosed lol
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New week, new episode of Breaking Hertz. Sookie was missing but
@hiatuskariuki
stepped in. We talked about a lot of things but here's a question. Are there rappers who must appear in your top 5 list?
Tap in:
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Kina Chunkz are in Nairobi?
My baby sister would have been so excited 🥺
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Oh, made it!
It's possible. Hard still but wish me luck.
Day three without a cigarette.
If I make it a week I'm not looking back.
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Really enjoyed writing this one for all my fellow weebs.
Also really really recommend the album.
Join
@hiatuskariuki
as he explores the anime-inspired album 'Anime, Trauma & Divorce' by
@Mike_Eagle
#GeeksinKenya
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Nicotine Night Agent
Sergeant Smoker
Commander Carcinogen
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not doing any overthinking this year
life is complex enough as it is, I'm not adding to it anymore.
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My sister is doing her final exams so I asked if cops come to their school and my dad is like, it's a school where they conduct presidential debates, not count votes 😭😭😭
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seen a TikTok that's described my love life to a T and apparently even my suffering isn't my own 🥲
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Lewis forehead Hamilton is no longer beating the East African allegations.
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Bottoms is such a fun movie.
And it also brought back the blooper reel! Missed those.
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Under the Official Secrets act, the British burnt thousands of records from their former colonies documenting their highly structural and effective murder methods.
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"Nothing in the constitution says, 'i will obey and respect only those aspects of the constitution that I find convenient and fulfilling, so help me God'".
Bars! 😂
Retired CJ Dr.
@WMutunga
writes to Uhuru 🔥🔥🔥
"Mr. President, you bear a burden of history to do the right thing for Kenya's Constitution, her institutions and the general public. Discharge this burden: Simply do the right thing." - Chief Justice Emeritus Willy Mutunga
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I'm so tired of this. Why are men only concerned about their issues when women start discussing theirs?
Whataboutism of the highest levels.
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Alright Dreadlock Detective.
Bantu Knotenant
Braid Barrister
Commander-in-(4c)hief
I personally think the last leg of a lady letting herself go is having locs or an incessant obsession with natural hair..
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today was not an easy day. the months pass by so fast but for me time stopped when she left.
I miss you Baha.
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I spend my nights in a luxurious den of hedonism unlike no man has ever seen before (there are three pillows on my bed)
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Two albums back to back?!
Mum amesema tusikufe na njaa 🙏🏾
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@TooManyAUsHelp
@noise_bandit
While this is true,
Anime, as they mentioned above, is a medium not a genre.
So while these archetypes may feature prominently, they don't define anime as a whole.
Plus there are so many wholesome animes. It isn't all about fan service.
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About to finish Song of Achilles and I've just seen this lol
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@mssrrbrown
@denismvvangi
Well, you've been thinking for at least 10,000 hours and you don't seem that great at it 🤷🏾♀️
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I've read about 40 books this year. Half of them are Animorphs ngl but I'm taking the win!
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Btw Toro Y Moi has an absolutely fire verse on the new Madeintyo project
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This track list makes me want to cry 😭😭
Gorillaz Present Season One of Song Machine: ✨"STRANGE TIMEZ"✨
Pre order now 👉
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@MabeleChristin1
@iam_kibet1
@christinekathu8
@EmilyKazungu
Lol just go too and find whatever you need.
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I think it's time to leave the streets. My soles are worn and my spirit exhausted.
Had a good run though, name a lane after me ✨
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I'm dying 😂😂😂
I've never experienced a Christian jump scare like this 😂😂😂
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Every time I stumble upon Supermodel by SZA my life improves immensely.
Her rent was due, the repo reaper took her car, her fuliza was at its limit and unga was 350/-.
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The fact that the most sane person on this show is the drug dealer says a whole lot.
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The term 'sapiosexual' gives me the ick.
Clearly if you're looking for romance rudi shule, that's not my job pls.
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Eyyy, I look like the I'd have made the Supa Strikas reserve team 🔴
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Heh, nimesimamishwa na alcoblow leo. The glee on my face when I had to step out of the car and blow a 0.00 was palpable.
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Slow work day so I started and finished Jeanette McCurdy's book, I'm glad my mum died. A very harrowing and, surprisingly, funny read. Here are some quotes that stuck with me:
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Paul Schafer, a former n*zi/cult leader, once dropped a man dressed as Santa in front of the children of his cult members and shot him. They all loved Christmas and this was his way of showing that no-one was above him.
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just read a book that said "It's important to stand still sometimes. Think of it as a little rest in the long journey of your life. This is your harbour. And your boat is just dropping anchor here for a little while. And after you're well rested, you can set sail again.”
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In South Korea there's a myth that sleeping with your fan on can kill you. The reason for this is the government finding an excuse to hide suicide.
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As a nation I think it's time we come together and agree charger ya kawaida ni type c.
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