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@CorporateClarke Hey. I’m currently in the procrastination phase of a short story collection. I’ve got some poetry online: And some non-fiction here: I look to have some more short stories out later this year.
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@GadSaad What is the background of the people who vote for Nobel prizes?
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@esjesjesj Well well well, if it isn't a communist arguing against policies that would greatly increase wages.
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@USArmy OMG I WANNA MEET BROWNBAG LUJAN AND DIE FORE ISRAEL NOW!!!!!
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@LeadingReport Kevin Spacey is a great actor, but he can't act his way out of this.
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@MailOnline A billionaire, who has spent millions to look like a 60 year old actress.
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@SocDoneLeft Here Barbara Spectre advocating the very thing you're claiming is an antisemitic canard as well...
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@WallStreetSilv I have a solution.
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@ActuallyArcane @Diablo You both need to exercise more and eat less.
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@disclosetv Lol they hate the American people.
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@RhizomaticMemer You sure about that?
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This pride month, don't forget about William Dale Zulock and Zachary Jacoby Zuloc, who pimped their adopted sons out to a pedophile ring.
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Here's a fun fact about the guy from the meme. He didn't pretend to be a woman until he was widely derided by the liberal community for harassing women in feminist groups.
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Joy Reid: "What do you feel...when somebody like Tucker Carlson says that transgender people are at war with Christians?" Charlotte Clymer: "I can't see Christ in their words."
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Sarah Ashton-Cirillo: International Man of Mystery Gonzalo Lira is a US citizen currently imprisoned for speaking out against the Zelensky regime. Sarah Ashton-Carillo, the world’s foremost transexual war correspondent, testified against him.
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A good law of history is that if you ever find yourself opposing a student movement while siding with the ruling class, you are wrong. Every single time. In every era. No matter the issue.
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Wikipedia editor Prolog deletes Gonzalo Lira's Wikipedia page, sets so it cannot be created again.
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@HollyCairnsTD No it really doesn't. It just destroys the native culture and people, which is of course the whole goal behind allowing mass immigration.
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On the contrary, the fact that the most toxic personality in all of sports ended her career on her ass in a Jersey that reads "Black Future Fund" simply redoubles my faith in His divine wisdom.
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Megan Rapinoe after getting injured in her farewell game just 3 minutes in: "I'm not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, this is proof that there isn't. This is f***ed up."
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@revenant_MMXX I'm sad we missed out on the timeline where he did an infomercial where he said "The Covid vaccine is safe, effective, and free! So Come as You Are to your Healthcare provider to get yours."
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I don't know what unfathomable truth Alex Jones stumbled on for him to have to undergo the most embarrassing humiliation ritual I've ever seen, whatever money and respect he had has fallen like wheat before the scythe.
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@cartelbelle Dating a woman like this is like proudly wearing a pair of unwashed underwear that's been worn by 15 other dudes.
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@PopCrave That would indeed be impressive, because that show is damn near unlistenable.
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There is a SERIOUS problem with academia when your random anon on twitter is much more erudite, well read, and intelligible than a gainfully employed college professor.
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@disclosetv Biden also confirmed the beheaded babies stories that did not in fact exist.
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Truly a man ahead of his time.
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@Unfilteredboss1 Invaders on the southern boarder are as bad as Hamas terrorists. The difference is that Ben doesn't have the same affinity for Americans as he does Israelis for some reason.
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@SocDoneLeft Didn't realize Israel's government had so many Hitler fans.
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@ThisIsKyleR @blckriflecoffee @MatBest11x The only reason the black rifle grifters associate with you now is because you're popular. When you were in jail they explicitly said they had nothing to do with you. They're gutless spineless frauds that would sponsor Drag Queen Story Hour if they thought it would benefit them.
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@NBCNews Black on black violence is only a concern to the MSM if one of the black men is wearing a dress.
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@cancelchameleon @GadSaad It is very homogenous to the point they even all receive the same religious education ;)
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@restoreorderusa Not my problem.
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@AnthonyCumia I wonder if you could do a reverse psychology: "Ma'am you aren't being loud and disruptive enough" "Fuck you I'll do what I want!" *Behaves civilly the rest of the time shes there*
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@NBCNews That is the kindest term for "choking" I've ever read.
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@david26553933 @captivedreamer7 Wow you're just going to give him the hood Oscar, huh?
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@disclosetv To be fair, this is what the UN was doing in the "good ole days."
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The May 6 Allen, Texas mall shooting is a whole weird-ass rabbit hole, and that's not counting the fact the press is saying 33-year old shooter Mauricio Garcia is a "white supremacist obsessed with replacement theory." Ya that's weird but it gets much weirder.
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@disclosetv Marines not having balls has been a key priority of our administration.
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@Howlingmutant0 The best leftist accounts are the ones that warn minors they're unsafe around them in the profile.
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@NathanJRobinson Or you know, you could just put violent people in an institution of some sort, away from law-abiding people.
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@FischerKing64 "Octavian is a quiet, intelligent guy. I suspect he doesn't want anything to do with all this Caesar shit."
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@HeidiBachram You aren't strengthening your case with these theatrics, you're just leading people to suspect the whole Auschwitz thing just might be overplayed...
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Uhhh...hi. I'm Will and I'm legally required to inform everyone in the neighborhood that I......
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This is a real article from Rolling Stone.
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@MattWalshBlog @Dr_Manhattans I agree but don't think she is at the front of the line.
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@dickmasterson Very bold take defending a guy who sexualized a literal infant.
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@CLAUDIAPOSTING I wouldn't take a stabbing with a plastic spoon for you.
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Meta: Disavow this cocksucker, this is bad leadership. BAP: I don't have to do what you say, you boring newbie. That cocksucker is a friend of a friend. MedGold: In an act of defiance against moralfag gatekeepers, I have now made the bold decision to start sucking cock.
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@ExpatAftermath If you can't have conversations with people you're more "intellectual" than, the problem isn't with them, its with you.
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@whstancil Yes. We only support our Fuhrer ironically. Stancil/88! Total victory!
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The Nikki Haley campaign is basically the Dem's version of Rush's 2008 Operation Chaos
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@disclosetv My dad was always nagging me about getting the covid vaccine. I refused. He died after his second shot, so I guess I won that argument :(
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@ACLU It is not "criminalizing HIV"...it is criminalizing people who intentionally infect others with it. You are actually attempting to encourage the spread of the disease among the very groups that you claim to support.
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@nypost Good.
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@AndrewSolender "I'll teach her by betraying my country in the other direction!"
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@1stAD123 @60Minutes Actually it would fall into the category of espionage which is a hangable offense according to US code.
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@ProfMSinha Do you mean the racist terror of the black troops that imposed martial law in cities like New Orleans and Memphis after the war?
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@JuliaCarmel__ @nycpix You literally write state laws. YOU do better.
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@Breaking911 Just enough to distract people from the whole Ukranian money laundering thing. And the whole incest thing.
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@sciam Few remember the horrible days of the Klan marauding black neighborhoods, intimidating black women into exercising and eating healthy.
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@cartelbelle I really don't think someone who sees no problem being a sleeve for an entire basketball team has the moral authority to say what is or isn't embarrassing.
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@axios My greatest fear is that Trump will wait for his political opposition to announce they're running against him, then have the Department of Justice indict him.
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@RBReich Sorry lil guy, I put Columbus day on the top shelf so you'll never be able to reach it.
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🧵One of the reasons Ukraine propaganda is unpalatable is because it’s so fake. Zelenskyy’s lil tracksuit, the "woman" who was in charge of English propaganda, NAFO warriors who would bravely shine Putin’s shoes before ever setting foot on the battlefront..its so disingenuous.
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@jonburkeUK @TheAutistocrat @OGRolandRat Jon people like you illustrate exactly why societies ought not be open.
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@KurtSchlichter Like actual Americans, or dual passport wielding shapeshifters? The distinction is important.
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The whole anti-Christian Nationalism movement got started because James Lindsay got his feelings hurt because Charles Haywood called him fat on a Monday.
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@LiberalBama There's nothing on earth as angry as a "tough" liberal.
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@g3rmxyz @disclosetv The source is the select subcommittee.
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@verymoisturized No ma'am. That is fat. Women store fat there. They don't carry their internal organs in an outwardly visible pouch like marsupials. We've just gotten Victoria Secret to stop using dysgenic fats as models and we are not going back.
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@ScotC3O @BlueandGray1864 @provaxtexan "Traitors" far braver and greater than you have raised that flag after winning victory for the United States of America.
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@DramaAlert Did twitch report streamers for trafficking bootleg hormones to children? Because I know one who very openly did.
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@bariweiss Ironically you out-purity and out-victim both groups. You use the concept of goyim to designate the ethnic outgroup you deride and you're sure to give disproportionate weight to all your inconveniences.
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Oh look, John Oliver is attacking Elon Musk. Who on earth could have seen this coming?🧵
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Very little about the Dallas mall shooting makes sense. A Mexican "white supremacist," trained by a company run by a former FBI agent, that uses AI technology that was used in Ukraine before the Russian invasion. We live in interesting times.
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In the digital age, war is simulacrum. Words and ideas are weapons, regardless of their proximate relationship to truth. It's a perpetual state of flux, pervasive chaos. It's also an environment where an adroit shapeshifter like Sarah Ashton-Cirillo can thrive.
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Make fun of O'Keefe all you want, but I don't see any other journalists who are willing to put their ass on the line with full-throated reporting like he does.
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@harari_yuval For some reason Yuval thinks that the globohomo order doesn't consist of disorder, chaos, and violence.
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@AnthonyCumia I have too many American problems to even remotely give a shit either way.
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I'm jealous of RFH's kids because they don't have to ever interact with her.
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@iwest05 @LeadingReport Those are the Chairs of the Estate in Buckingham palace. Prince Andrew lost his title, partly for allowing Maxwell and Spacey to pull that stunt, and anyone who thinks that Spacey didn't know who she was doesn't belong in adult conversation.
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@MamaS2329 The lack of it is exactly why they've gotten away with so much in the first place. There's not a booth where you can redeem all of your debate points and they'll suddenly surrender.
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It may seem hypocritical for a transperson to aid and abet a government in the process of subjugating someone for expressing unpopular opinions, but subterfuge and duplicity are a recurring theme throughout Carillo’s many careers.
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@Warlockdnd Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun did this to perfection.
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I don't understand the difference between Nimarata and Hillary Clinton aside from a disagreement over whether baby killing is the proper purview of Planned Parenthood or Raytheon.
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@GraduatedBen I look at anyone who receives a glowing endorsement from Lindsay Graham and Eyepatch McCain with trepidation.
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@Muhsoci0factors This is not news. It's been common knowledge to anyone with the appropriate number of chromosomes that she is a coal-powered fridge.
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@MarshaBlackburn @disclosetv How many of those American hostages are Israeli citizens?
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@VenturaReport @NewsNation How were you able to get a camera crew on both sides of the wire?
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@anniodarone3 I am glad that you have correctly discerned that the real problem with this situation is the fact that a man mocked a woman.
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The story behind this painting is so sad! 😢 Now using AI we can complete what he couldn't finish! ❤️
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