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Wife, Mom, Kitchen Table Philosopher | Redeemed by Jesus • 1 John 1:9 | Community Manager and Slightly Desperate Housewife @TheBabylonBee, Freelance Editor
Southeast, USA
Joined July 2016
This is by far the best survival book you will ever read because this is the only survival book edited by yours truly. #1 in Religious Humor. Call your doctor if laughter lasts more than 4 hours.
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@megbasham Really hard to believe. DEI got its foot in the door and wrecked havoc as it has just about everywhere.
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RT @elonmusk: Reuters was literally paid by the federal government for “Large Scale Social Deception”. That’s literally what it says on t…
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RT @SethDillon: This is exactly right. Censorship had a purpose — and it had nothing to do with stopping the spread of misinformation.
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Great news!
NEW: My office is hearing that DOGE is now at the IRS. That means Musk's henchmen are in a position to dig through a trove of data about every taxpayer in America. And if your refund is delayed, they could very well be the reason.
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But apparently you haven’t found a virgin, and I’ve seen this play out over and over. If you are a party boy who sleeps around the good girls won’t want you. You can try, but good luck. Most likely you will need to settle for a party girl. And there is nothing more unattractive than a man who is into his own looks, fyi.
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@RobertMSterling My daughter loved the pepper alleys at school. :) Will never not call it that.
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RT @elonmusk: If ANY judge ANYWHERE can stop EVERY Presidential action EVERYWHERE, we do NOT live in a democracy.
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RT @Culture_Crit: When this was found beneath an Israeli prison, it changed the entire narrative of early Christianity. The Megiddo Mosaic…
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RT @JonathanTurley: Some of us have been arguing that President Trump clearly has the authority to offer the deferred buyout for employees.…
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Democrats calling the US Government the ‘Titanic’ means they know we are headed for shipwreck. Looks like they just pushed us out of the way and stole the lifeboats.
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RT @SethDillon: Yeah, because if there's one thing Jesus was known for, it was his desire to meet in the middle and compromise on the issue…
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Usually I don’t do this, but I’m going to weigh in on Christian Twitter’s current theological dispute. I believe the author of Hebrews is God.
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