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NEVER kill yourself | paisleyhead, lunacel | a beautiful daughter, a loving sister, and a proud mother to all. i love this earth and i love your smile

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@hempu666
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11 months
i wake up and proceed to kill myself a thousand times over. and then i go to the grocery store
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@hempu666
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if a girl tells me she's taking a shower before coming over im gonna make her run laps around my house for ten minutes before i let her in
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@hempu666
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self-identifying as a passenger princess while ziptied in the trunk of her car
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@hempu666
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10 months
cracking an angel's halo like a glowstick and drinking the fluid that's inside
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@hempu666
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11 months
her: "so what are your plans with my daughter?" me:
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@hempu666
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10 months
just jacked off into an old suicide note
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@hempu666
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10 months
wait, youre transgender? thats so cool. do you know which transgenders i like? these beautiful multimillionaires who transitioned before puberty. have u heard of them
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@hempu666
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@b1mb0dxll you’re running laps
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@hempu666
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26 days
need a girlfriend so retarded it verges on problematic
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@hempu666
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1 year
the only time i want to hear someone say "gock" after i take my pants off is if it's repeatedly while im inside their throat.
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@hempu666
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10 months
the most difficult part of hanging out with friends is having to keep yourself from saying "yayyy im having fun yippie yay ^-^" every 5 minutes
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@hempu666
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pinning a girl down and writing all over her body but its nothing derogatory im just practicing my cursive. maybe drawing a dinosaur
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@hempu666
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1 year
being horny is a privilege for pretty people only. if you're ugly and horny it's simply viewed as pathetic and disgusting. as an ugly trans woman i have the added bonus of my sexuality being inherently depraved, immoral and predatory. i seek salvation within chastity and prayer.
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@hempu666
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11 months
i regret every decision i have made the last five years of my life and now im stuck forever until i kill myself
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@hempu666
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28 days
I've never cared for dating apps. I'm looking for my next girlfriend in the ceramic angel sections of various antique stores
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@hempu666
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1 year
sometimes i think about the incredible strength and willpower of Jesus Christ,,, being crucified/tied-up by all those romans,,,, naked for all to see,,, and apparently he didn't cum even once. no wonder people worship him.
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@hempu666
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1 year
she replied "us" and it felt like a kiss
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11 months
postponing blowing my brains out because it was way too obvious that i was ovulating while writing my suicide note
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@hempu666
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10 months
accepting that i will be gay and retarded forever
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@hempu666
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11 months
don’t worry about me im just gonna kill myself for a little while i’ll be back soon
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@hempu666
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blinking as slowly as i can at the moon to show my affection and she takes a whole month to blink back
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@hempu666
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11 months
i will never pass as a cis woman, but i honestly don't look like a man either. that's very okay, and people still think im kinda pretty regardless. passing as if you were a cis woman, and being beautiful as a transfem, are soooo far from mutually dependent it`s not even funny.
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@hempu666
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1 year
dont ask me why the barrel of my rifle has teeth marks on it im just here for the hunting trip like everyone else
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no one believes me when i try to explain that this american transsexual who is 3 years older than me is my actual biological mother
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@hempu666
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2 months
typing «this time im actually going to do it» 20 times over before deleting it and simply messaging her «i miss you»
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@hempu666
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10 months
yeah this is what t4t is like
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@hempu666
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1 year
come sit on my lap babygirl and let this disgusting filthy bong infect your lungs with black mold for mommy
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@hempu666
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1 year
been thinking about killing myself lately can i please hit once before i go
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@hempu666
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1 year
i have never been horny for a twitter mutual in my entire life, but if they needed to become pregnant, i would be there for them. because that's what friends do.
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@hempu666
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11 months
cultivating a following of women in their mid-30s on my twitter account by spending several months posting about mortgages and backpain. before strategically shifting my posting focus towards how manipulable i am and how easily i bruise.
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@hempu666
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1 year
my bones are pink with white floral patterns on them
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@hempu666
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1 year
i don’t get it i have zero redeeming qualities how come she still don’t want me
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@hempu666
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1 year
this cigarette is starting to taste a lot like i can make it through another day
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@hempu666
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1 year
i don't even want to fuck anymore i just wanna wake up sleepy together
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@hempu666
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1 year
«wow you like so many tweets it’s insane» yeah and my heart is big and my capabilities for love are endless so what
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@hempu666
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11 months
imagine you see a tweet of mine with a measly 7 likes, and you think to yourself «wow, i can’t believe she would post such a flop tweet,,,,» but what if i told you that those likes came from 7 incredibly beautiful transgender women? yea, not such a flop tweet anymore is it
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@hempu666
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10 months
transfems who are obviously passing and beautiful talking about "being ugly hons, grotesque men who should kill themselves for not passing",,, we all know you don't actually believe that about yourself. but cool of you to express how you feel about the existence of people like me
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@hempu666
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hrt is funny. i can be so horny that i feel like vomiting but im still not getting anything more than a semi at best. there's no punchline here, sorry, i need to be torn to shreds in a steam turbine.
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@hempu666
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my therapist gave me this and said, «that’s you»
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my therapist gave me this and said, "that's you"
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@hempu666
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psychiatrist prescribed me with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the roof of my mouth
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10 months
you can make a transgender fall in love with you by showing them a cool rock or maybe a frog
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@hempu666
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10 months
sometimes i feel so alone, but then i remember there are so many swagged out retards out there 💔
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@hempu666
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2 months
cancelling "(◕‿◕✿)" for propagating unrealistic beauty standards
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@hempu666
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1 year
i wanted to die today, i wanted to die yesterday, and if everything goes according to plan i will want to die tomorrow as well.
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@hempu666
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1 year
if my witch-apprentice was a tall transgender woman i would ask for ingredients like i need some eye of newt, tongue of hare, blast of rope etc etc
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1 year
effeminate boys with mommy issues are nothing to me but red dots on a minimap
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1 year
someone told me that the drugs im addicted to are "reddit drugs" and now i have no choice but to stay sober
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1 year
@sharknibbles cbt stands for canine ball torture and its when she keeps pretending to throw the ball but never does
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1 year
hanging out with a dog and a seal,,, and my haters are mad about it
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im an autistic psychopath who refuses to understand anything and it would probably be a good idea to fall in love with me
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did this to an 8th grader today
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1 year
agrees to do petplay and she auctions me behind 7/11 for weed money
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1 year
like this post or i’ll kill another hostage
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1 year
little known fact, but if you bite into an ethernet cable at the correct time your body will instantly incinerate as your soul is transported into the internet forever. which also serves as the reason for why the internet is mostly filled with rats and really really dumb girls.
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1 year
i think it's cool when people brag about not being possessive, and how they don't struggle with jealousy in their relationships. that's cool i respect it. hope that works out for you. personally im never more than one day away from altering the back pages of tomorrow's newspaper.
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@hempu666
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1 year
when you smoke a cigarette, and it fizzles as you take a really deep drag, do you think it causes the cigarette suffering? or pleasure? and would the difference between suffering and pleasure be clear enough to create a meaningful distinction between the two?
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1 year
seeing a lesbian t4t couple consisting of a taller goth top and a younger, more autistic bottom is so cartoonish to me now. like you're literally cartoon characters, from the internet.
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@hempu666
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1 year
A flag for truefemcels; a femcel experiencing trueceldom; fem + trucel/truecel. a truecelette or femtruecel.
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@hempu666
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1 year
"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" well i could make him think about me the next time he's at the dentist.
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11 months
i think a skull fracture would fix me. ease the tension up there. let everything breathe for a bit.
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1 year
insects will be like "I know a place" and then die in your drink
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1 year
“It is the mark of a great poet to write words that feel as though they have stood witness to your most intimate memory of love.”
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@hempu666
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i am so happy that i stopped detransitioning. i will probably never recover from that stint, it will haunt my face forever, but i am happy that it's finally starting to get better again.
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1 year
if you ever feel hopeless remember that under your skin there are sinews and bones and arteries and lungs and even a heart if you're lucky, and your fists will ache as you punch them against the concrete.
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@hempu666
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sorry for calling you snuff bait in front of my friends again
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1 year
i don't like "sex", but i can light your cigarette with mine if you want.
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1 year
sometimes i feel like the only non-larping femcel left on here
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our noble femcel angels vs their deranged incel losers
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1 year
the question isn't whether she wants you or not, because you know the answer to that already. the questions you should be asking yourself are: 1. why doesn't she want you? 2. will anyone ever want you? 3. would mom actually be sad?
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1 year
talking to myself much more lately, without even realizing it most of the time. could be slightly problematic, judging from the look i got from an old lady at the grocery store after she heard me murmuring "i need to die i need to die" to myself on repeat by the cookie aisle.
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@hempu666
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NEVER kill yourself!!! the world can be such an orange place
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1 year
catching the faint sight of an adam's apple on a girl who initially passes is like smelling a clove of garlic hitting a frying pan to a girl like me.
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1 year
cutting my balls off and pretending it's for transgender reasons
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hate learning that a mutual is circumcised. how could they do this to you,,,
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1 year
getting to cannibalize your owner has to be like, one of the best parts of being a cat. like you love meat and you love your owner, and now you have like an infinite supply of both. don't hate me you know im right.
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hrt made me lose 2 inches and im not even 1 inch shorter than i used to be
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1 year
hey besties wanna have a sleepover at my place? we can watch scary movies, do each other's makeup, gossip and snort ketamine in the shade of the withering, mangled corpse of god.
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@hempu666
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1 year
Okay Siri send the message "(╥﹏╥) im so ugly and i need to kill myself instantly" to all 113 of my girlmutuals. Okay Siri send the reply "if u really believed that u would let me hit :c" to all recent chats in 30 minutes. oh and attach the picture of my father's hunting rifle.
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every compliment ever given to me has been an elaborate joke and everyone is secretly laughing at me for being confident in myself
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10 months
just told a lie
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2 months
Always stand up for yourself. Never pass up the opportunity to escalate a minor disagreement into life-changing violence.
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1 year
whenever im annoyed at my girlfriend i send her pictures of deodorant without any explanation
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11 months
i finally managed to remove the contact information i had to all of my plugs. already unsure if i regret it or not, but at least now i don't have a choice other than sobriety.
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1 year
abusing stimulants is so funny because it always makes you feel so productive, and then you come down and just blankly stare at an overflowing ashtray and a 2-page draft labeled "top ten breedable rantsonas of the 2010s"
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@hempu666
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everyone should say «happy birthday eleonora!!!» because today is eleonoras birthday!
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1 year
i swallowed the ibuprofen down with tap water and it felt like a kiss
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11 months
i think my professors should extend all my deadlines because im in heat
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10 months
@rascalrosco imagine what water would taste like if you've experienced it before
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you should be saving your first kiss for when you are in a comfortable and safe environment with someone you love. like, for example, being on your big sister’s lap
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there's no reason to not be ginger. we could learn from this
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1 year
hey. dont cry. im gonna die soon, ok?
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ever since i was a little girl i knew that my dream in life was to have 500 followers on twitter dot com
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having sex before marriage will doom you to an eternity in hell. unless you're a puppygirl, because all dogs go to heaven regardless.
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