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I’ma create content one day, smh. Father. Sports Fanatic. Gamer. Underwhelming Comedian. Life be good till the Cowboys, Mavs, or LSU come on my TV
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Soooo… the playoffs started in my Madden league today and— 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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THIS THE FUNNIEST SHOW OUT RIGHT NOW LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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This top 5 Bron nicknames nigga I’m crying
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BREAKING: Israel calls for an emergency meeting of the UN security council over the Iranian attack
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It absolutely is
do u think the album cover is an integral part of the album experience?
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AT LEAST 74 of them niggas catching one of these
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Ronnie2k need his ass whooped fr
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HANDSHAKES, HUGS!!!!!!!!!!
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START DA RICO!
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The movie:
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LUKA GOT THEY PUSSY GOING “PFFFT PFFFFTTT PFFFTT PFTTT”
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Luka:
Luka Doncic is going to be walking into the loudest and most toxic environment of his life on Wednesday
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Wade said he got the hang-dribble from TMac, Shaq says TMac got it from him, TMac said WHUAAT? LMFAOOOOOOOO😭😭
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Dak got the elusiveness of Rod Wave
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This my favorite video EVER dawg😭 not just because the WWE moves, but the black folks reactions in the background 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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3 bites into this Chicken Parm from Autozone
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If you remember when this hit the TL, you a Twitter vet fr 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Bro gotta be top 3 voice actors of all time, a true icon
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Jim Ross commentating from the helicopter:
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Still Top 3 funniest NFL moments I’ve ever seen live 😭😭😭😭😭
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An owl just “hoo’d” outside my room but it ain’t no owls where I live
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Bill Simmons ass off a honey pack
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Kyrie was rawing bitches like Kehlani but won’t take da vaccine
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Diddy when a nigga show up late to da FreakOff
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I GOT MARRIED TODAY, IM OFFICIALLY WASHED!!!! LFGGGGGGGGGG 💍💕
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NAH MAN THIS NO BOX SHIT GOT ME AT WORK UGLY CRYING, DIS NIGGA BOUGHT THIS SHIT FROM A OPIOD ADDICT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I bumped into Ceedee Lamb just now at the grocery store, I said wassup and asked for a picture and nigga said no.
And I respect that 100%, but tbh I was upset cuz I’m like you a grown ass man asking a nigga younger than you for a picture a 10pm, look at you. Just GOOFY.
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DuragSlim don’t look like dat Rice n Cabbage nigga?
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Dat nigga run like he sagging in 501s LMAO
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This nigga wanna fuck on Zion
Why Brittany Renner go for PJ Washington LMFAOOOO do you see what Zion be touching?!? She could’ve secured a bag
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Do this nigga not know China and Russia is gang?
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“I don’t really have a relationship with my father” ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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I can’t even lie man, God blessed me wit an amazing family 🥲👨👩👧👦🤎
IT’S BLACK LOVE WEDNESDAY 🖤!
SHOW ME ALL THINGS BLACK LOVE✨
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This the funniest NBA tweet so far this season
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ChickenColeman, DMVCoop, Karlito21_, ClubAntt, Cindtrillella, and Fineszn when them Elon checks dry up
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your friendly neighborhood black trans-non-binary woman lesbian says hello 👋
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Currently photoshopping PG, Kawhi, and Harden on them flavor signs. Thanks.
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Thank you Jesus for answering our prayer for a safe and healthy delivery for my strong wife and our precious newborn daughter 🌸🤎
#FinallyAGirlDad
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y’all go follow my nephew twitch nigga hilarious on his streams
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We win together, we die together.
We all gon look like real idiots if the Mavs don’t win tn
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How niggas in the comments & quotes wanted you to be
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My stomach hurt dawg 😭😭😭 look at dese nutassfreakbuls
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Bet if the Ukrainian terrain was like this Y’all would be READY to be drafted
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He do this in the NFL he getting life in federal prison 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Nigga dribble wit an extra chromosome
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My Son is so beautiful dawg 🥹🌱
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i beg your pardon??????????????
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CLB got me feeling like a champ
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If you can read one full page of a Harry Potter book, naysayer.
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We overcame dem wolves, now bad bitches blow us
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Hey LSU, maybe force that monkey to beat you with his arm and maybe not his legs…
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NIGGAS GOTTA DELETE THEIR “YALL NOT UNDEFEATED???” TWEETS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Bron & AD after they got Russ and Pat Bev off they team in less than 24hrs
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MADDEN PETTY AF LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Black men setting up another Black man with PAWG bait?
Mane was just trying to look at some cheeks and they blasting son for no reason
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niggas dun called da prayer request hotline and cooked da Pastor😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@killmesIime
Po’ pops got no idea he a meme, nigga somewhere just living when shit like this exist
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Y’all follow me, Or I’ma flip ya momma just like this
97% of my tweets just comedic ignorance, 3% actually good tweets.
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I JUST ACCEPTED A JOB THAT’S PAYING ME 14k MORE A YEAR THAN MY JOB NOW!!!!! S/O GOD MAN :,)
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TMZ? 😭 Zvbear finna be in Guantanamo Bay before the weekend
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Welp 💔💔💔💔
I just had a vision of Wemby developing into a confident pull-up logo 3 shooter
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