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Maybe Richard is the butts we dicked along the way?
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It’s pretty cool that Luis Elizondo not only convinced three men to lie while under oath before Congress but has been doing this for 80+ years.
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If the people talking about UFOs are wasting their lives away, what about the people talking about the people talking about UFOs? God damn.
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So if the jellyfish UFO touches someone do we pee on them? How does this work?
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@JUSTcatmeme
We’re Costco guys, of course in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
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Only losers don’t let me to see the flying saucers. You don’t want to be losers, do you military-industrial complex?
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My unsolicited assessment so far: Something from somewhere operates advanced vehicles above Earth, in its oceans, and possibly locally in space around the Earth itself, and what amounts to a second Manhattan Project has been studying this for 80+ years. Thoughts?
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@McDonalds
Remember that time this lady bragged about drugging and robbing John’s when she was prostituting? I do. Thanks, McDonalds.
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I’ve noticed a pattern: Whenever something significant happens in the UFO/UAP topic (like the ICIG briefing during which those in attendance clearly were told something interesting), someone or something shows up out of nowhere and creates as much division on
#ufotwitter
as 1/?
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I'm having a much better experience on
#ufotwitter
after muting individuals who argue in bad faith no matter what side of this debate they are on. It cuts out the noise and dramatically decreases the amount of intellectual and emotional immaturity in this space. Try it out.
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Why does David Grusch’s real estate license matter but not his bonafides and record? Shouldn’t this conversation be about what he alleged and investigating whether those allegations are true instead of smearing a guy we’ve only known about for less than four days?
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@RobertGarcia
This makes me sad. George Santos taught me I can be anything if I just believe in myself. Literally anything. A finance bro at Goldman Sachs, the Jewish grandson of Holocaust survivors, a politician, whatever. LITERALLY anything.
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@DFurneaux
“Interstellar”. It’s my favorite movie. It’s thoughtful, thought-provoking, and makes place in our universe for what can only be described as magic; things might not always be what they seem at first.
And because we went to the Moon. How dare they teach otherwise.
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Has anyone considered the possibility that these UFO/UAP are just a bunch of seagulls in a trench coat?
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Just thinking about that time the Basement Show guy accused Dr.
@GarryPNolan
of being homophobic.
#ufotwitter
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Whoa. First the thing near Eglin, now this.
Does anyone know what plane this is? Was in the air near Hill AFB, about the size of f22
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“Hey, I’m into UFOs!”
“Oh cool, me too!
“Want to make Twitter accounts and act like total shitbags instead of talking about UFOs?”
“Hell yeah!”
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@mattxiv
@AnaKasparian
In what clinical setting is saying someone is “a person with a uterus” or “a birthing person” appropriate? I’m genuinely asking.
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I still don’t know exactly what to think of the alleged MH370 video. I do know that the kind of work people are doing to investigate it is incredible. No matter what the result of their investigation is, it’s a fantastic example of what cooperation can accomplish.
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Remember when Dr.
@GarryPNolan
was accused of being homophobic and was like “I’m married to a bro”? That was awesome. Oh by the way
@normmacdonald
I miss you.
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There is no evidence January exists except for on paper. Everyone keeps saying it’s January but they can’t prove it’s January. I’m supposed to just take everyone’s word for it? It could be February -24th or something.
January is a PSYOP.
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Enjoy
#ufotwitter
. Come for the UFOs, stay to gossip and be bullied by grown men acting like teenaged girls.
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I will never forget the time Dr. Nolan was accused of homophobia. It’s still my favorite tweet ever.
@MiddleOfMayhem
@UFOApostle
@Arnfden0
@JasonColavito
@elf_whatever
@UAPJosh
LOL... dude I am gay. Oops...
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@GarryPNolan
@MvonRen
Dr. Nolan, with respect: Are you suggesting the passive aggressive Tony Hawk Pro Skater guy isn’t the expert we need to make sense of UFO/UAP?
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So
@BattleBitGame
. I suck at your game but can’t stop playing it. And I hate that not only do I get my ass kicked but the other guys are usually nice about it.
So fun. Why did you do this to me?
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It’s rare for me to find likeminded individuals. In fact, it’s exceptional that I did. I’ve appreciated meeting you all. Soon, we’ll have answers to some of life’s biggest questions and gaining a little insight into the process has been exhilarating. Thank you for having me.
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@ChrisKMellon
Mr. Mellon,
If you have children, was there ever a time when you were bathing them and called them your “little water Mellon’s”? I was wondering this earlier.
Have a good day.
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@TheUfoJoe
@MHuntington7
Imagine if Lue Elizondo was busted doing what these so-called skeptics were doing on Wikipedia. Can you imagine the complete meltdown those guys would have? I can imagine how pissed I'd be for sure.
But it's not about ethics or truth to them. It's about winning a Twitter fight.
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If you’re on
#ufotwitter
and genuinely believe that we’re on the verge of disclosure — and I mean, you believe that it’s legitimate and around the corner — now might be a good time to make peace, work out differences, and move forward. Just a thought I guess.
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I’ve thoroughly enjoyed these last few days on
#ufotwitter
. It’s interesting to watch goal posts move, words be redefined, new good guys and bad guys show up to party, the whole thing. It’s been a hoot and will only get hoot-ier.
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If David Grusch was deceived/manipulated by a handful of people for their own benefits, what are we to make of the ~40 people he interviewed who provided the information re: UFO/UAP that he testified about — under oath? Are they in on it too?
#ufotwitter
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Watch over the next several months as the guys who bet on the wrong horse and tried to build internet careers around being contrarians pivot to the “I was just asking questions! They tricked all of us!” UFO crusader grift. I give it six months.
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If you find yourself reacting strongly and emotionally to things like green ribbons and can’t bring yourself to communicate appropriately with people you disagree with, I’d recommend taking a break. UFOs aren’t your ex-girlfriend.
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The only path to disclosure is convincing Eric Davis to date Taylor Swift.
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You heard it here folks: This fella thinks professional aviators know more about aviation than internet guys. I bet he seriously believes physicians know more about practicing medicine than forklift operators too. Unbelievable.
@tobykeith
How do you feel about this?
@flarkey
@blackvaultcom
@dsotis
Believe it or not- professional aviators are quite adept at identifying objects in the sky. Many have spent 10,000+ hours looking out the cockpit. They have access to the same star tracking apps everyone else does. They also have ATC for SA. Why do we have reports of unidentified
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I, for one, fantasize about NHI banging me like a screen door in a hurricane
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I’ve spent most of my day on
#FemaleOrgasmTwitter
telling people it doesn’t exist. I spent this time meaningfully. I’m pretty sure a few people have me muted but I told them anyway (again). One guy called me a moron but that’s because he’s in the hate group. I win, like always.
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I still can’t believe Chuck Schumer of all people is in on Luis Elizondo’s 2017 book deal conspiracy. I thought Elizondo time traveling to 1947 was bad enough. He really is unstoppable.
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@theintercept
@kenklippenstein
Headline: Veteran returns from deployment with post-traumatic stress, is treated, and keeps clearances.
This reads like it was written by a high-school freshman and is an excellent example of what happens when media outlets decide to transmute actual issues into tabloid fodder.
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"It wasn't a leak. It was just the tip."
That's how I'd gaslight my wife if I cheated on her. That's how a blogger is trying to gaslight you. No element of the intelligence services should be using the media to smear a whistleblower under any circumstances. Period.
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@planethunter56
Re: Roswell, I was told it was four bodies by a guy stationed there in the early 1950s. “More stories” but he kind of freaked me out with how earnest he was after I got him to talk. He said it being a UFO was an open secret once personnel were comfortable enough with a new guy.
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You know, it seemed like
#ufotwitter
weaponized itself when the MH370 video resurfaced and did a pretty awesome open source investigation into it. Next thing you know some guy ingratiates himself with the community, champions the footage, and then becomes incredibly 1/2
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Holy shit.
Regardless of how damaging the truth may be, it's better than living a lie. Disclosure NOW.
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@528vibes
Luis Elizondo built megastructures around distant stars to secure a book deal. Allegedly.
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It’s super weird to me that people are eager to carry water for the Department of Defense because they don’t like Lue Elizondo or people who like Lue Elizondo. I remember the good ‘ole days when things like the military-industrial complex were the bad guys.
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Why did the Secretary stop herself as she started to say UAP and instead say “drones, I’ll just say”? I think it might be a little more than just stigma that motivated that pause.
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna asks Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm about DOE involvement in analyzing reverse engineering materials from UAPs at today’s Oversight Committee hearing.
“I have no knowledge of that.”
#ufox
#ufotwitter
#ufo
@realannapaulina
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I see a very stoned ostrich.
Apparently, if you can see a tree, you're left-brained, and if you can see two people holding hands, you're right-brained 🤔
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Every time I join a space it’s weird. It’s either people yelling or people accusing each other of being criminal Scientologists. Or something.
Where is the rational, enjoyable discourse?
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Sharing this will indicate to some schizophrenic sociopaths that I’m part of a conspiracy coordinated by L. Ron Hubbard or some stupid bullshit, but I have kids and this needs to be seen. Is this the kind of person we want trying to shape discourse related to UFO/UAP? Jesus.
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Is DNA necessary for life everywhere in the universe or could non-Earth based lifeforms have genetics coded by something else entirely? Would we be capable of understanding what we’re looking at if we were to attempt to sequence DNA from an extraterrestrial? Serious questions.
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Barack Obama will personally attend the Sol Foundation conference. I base this on absolutely nothing and am only hitting “post” because if I’m right it will be hilarious.
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Redactions are like bikinis. Sure, there’s a lot of skin but I want to see the covered parts.
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@SnakePo9
Given the current community buzz phrase is “catastrophic disclosure”, I think we all have an idea of how bad it is going to be if the guys with the secrets don’t do this with at least something approximating civilization’s best interests at heart.
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The story is not about how an inconsequential blogger obtained Grusch’s medical records. It’s not about his struggles with post-traumatic mental illness. It’s about the existence of a second Manhattan Project that has been operating illegally for 80+ years. Get it together.
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I want to start a secret society that is interested in lectures about obscure subjects, respectful debates, learning skills (woodworking, archery, whatever), and feasting on Mexican food. I’m actually serious about this.
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@kilovh
Thanks for writing all of this up. Personally, I didn’t care that the guys in the video were Jews or even wonder what they were actually doing. I just saw a bunch of fellas trying to escape their tunnels after they got busted, which is hilarious. I want my own tunnels now.
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This is the most interesting, most terrifying, most frustrating, most amazing time to be alive. Despite our obvious flaws, we are really incredible creatures, us humans.
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@EssentialBusin7
50% of family life is good; the other 50% is your scrote in a vice grip. It’s still worth it though because sometimes the 50% good becomes 51% for like a week or two.
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Disclosure is once again uncancelled.
During the UAP hearing, David Grusch testified he could not provide specific details about UAP crash retrieval programs or reverse engineering programs, but said the Intelligence Community Inspector General could. So my colleagues and I wrote to him to ask for details.
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What if the UFO/UAP cover up is all just to distract us from the fact that the Apollo astronauts discovered the Moon really is made of delicious cheese?
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I forgot how much I like Alice In Chains. I really like Alice In Chains.
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Whatever dickless moron in the intelligence services decided it was a good idea to leak a whistleblower’s medical records taught me I’m not the dumbest ass in the universe after all. Like, what? What the hell were they thinking this would accomplish?
#ufotwitter
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I don’t relate to other humans. I never have. I observe how we interact, the decisions we make… and nothing. None of this makes sense. And I’ve recently discovered that it’s because I’m wired differently than the majority of my species. How can I be one?
It’s all so tiresome.
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Today is one of those days at work where I really think about how easy it would be to sell my house (for twice what it’s worth) and buy a ton of land in the middle of nowhere, somewhere no one wants to live. At least an hour from a Walmart, if not more.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@KevyBones
@DailyLoud
It’s good that she was convicted and all but maybe dad shouldn’t be throwing shit at people with a six year old in the backseat.
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Who wants to hang out after work and talk about how crazy the world is right now?
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This fella looked like a deer in headlights and even a little dismissive during the HOC hearing but is now posting stuff like this. He must have learned more about the seagulls, balloons, swamp gas, Venus, etc. etc.
Nothing to see here because people are mad at Elizondo (et al.)
Deep state stonewalling on UAPs is unacceptable.
🇺🇸 Americans deserve the truth - not more government cover-ups.
UAP transparency now!
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Some teenagers(?) just kicked my front door and ran. It’s dark out where I live so I didn’t see where they went but I did yell loudly that if they did it again I was answering the door naked. I don’t think they’ll do it again.
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Someone got pissed at me for making fun of Mike Turner several months ago and actually made me feel bad about it. Then I learned that, yes, he is in fact a total stooge for the intelligence services — even when UAP aren’t part of the discussion.
Those boots must taste good.
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This is what serious people do and the behavior of strong men.
Last week in Cairo, Dr Zahi Hawass graciously accepted my apology for my unkind words to him at a public event in 2015. We still disagree about many things, but our disagreements in future will be friendly, respectful and constructive. The attached after-dinner photo says it all.
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Our champion arrives.
Why Is Nobody Talking About How Aliens Are Real And The Government Knows.
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I like everyone. I don’t care what you believe as long as it doesn’t hurt me or my children. We all find the Truth (capital “T”) eventually if we desire to find it.
Be cool. Be kind. We’re all navigating this bullshit reality together.
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Nothing to this guys. Nothing at all.
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@devgru1980mi
At this point you could tell me Galaxy Quest was a documentary and I’d believe you. It makes as much sense as anything else.
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divisive and hateful. I try not to look for conspiracies where there are none but it makes me pretty suspicious that for a little while there folks were getting along and working together. Whether or not the video is real is irrelevant to my point. 2/2
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@PostDisclosure
@Pewpew841
“Don’t trust Luis Elizondo because he’s a spook.”
“I trust Dr. Kirkpatrick but he’s a spook.”
Which is it, contrarian-debunker man?
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I once saw a video where two bears were fighting and one decided to take a dump so the other waited for him to finish and then they went right back to fighting. It was awesome.
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Believers are the gas pedal. Skeptics are the brakes. You can't have one without the other or there's no opportunity for meaningful movement forward.
We're on the same team as long as we act in good faith. Please stop acting like shitheads.
#ufotwitter
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Maybe don’t get offended by everything all the time forever. Just a thought.
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A flock of seagulls congealed into an Imperial probe droid that can’t decide whether it’s hot or cold with static noodley appendages and no one knows WTF. Also balloons and temperature inversions from Venusian swamp gas.
Nothing to see here folks.
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Sawan after learning the identity of the intern who hung up on him again.
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I’m going to buy a Hawaiian shirt like Dr. Davis wears. If an actual, bonafide UFO/UAP video is made public (one that convinced even the naysayers) or something like non-human intelligence is verified, I am going to put it on immediately and get wasted. You’re all invited.
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