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Drop one bitter message for those who believe that tapping their screens will make them billionaires in life 🤧
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Arewa Twitter The EP
1. Hypocrisy ( Intro)
2. Bubu ( Our Own )
3. Chasing shadows
4. Wealth displays only
5. Our god ( Aliko Dangote)
6. Misplaced priorities
7. Early marriage (Bonus track)
8. We are confused (Regional anthem)
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Beyonce featured Wizkid
Burna Boy featured Future
Davido featured Chris Brown
Wizzy made another
Billboard entry
Burna is set to have the
highest charting African
album in UK history.
Davido made over 1M views
look so easy on YouTube
Don't compare them.
Just appreciate them.
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Osimhen is just a black version of Haaland
Both are not special. They only do easy thingss
Stick around the 18 yard box, tap ins & vibes
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Samuel Eto’o got the option of Messi,
Ronaldo & Van Dijk but his response
was outta the equation 😂😂😂
#FIFAFootballAwards
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Twitter has opened doors for people
Twitter has connected some people
Twitter has upgraded some people
Twitter has educated some people
Twitter has deceived some people
Twitter has made some people
Don't come to Twitter with the
mentality of facebook & 2go.
It has more to offer
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Had it been Adamu Garba is from South East, South South or South West, DSS would've invited him for questioning & detention
But he won't be invited cuz he's from where kidnappers, bandits, Boko Haram, Miyetti Allah & Fulani herdsmen are freedom fighters for the Northerners.
OK
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Some are saying they don't know the meaning of " KNACK AM SOMETHING " on that ANYBODY by Burna Boy
Jidenna just explained it better 😂😂😂
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MI and Vector are on Naija GENG remix
State Govts now want Corona for Sinzu
Halima Abubakar stole a baby's picture
Oge okoye stole a dog's picture as well
Zeeworld has done more harm than good
African Magic isn't helping just like Buhari
Toke is now Abule Egba Kylie Jenner
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Linda Ikeji & Kemi Olunloyo are the same;
Hypocritical baby mama & controversialist
Toke Makinwa , Kate Henshaw , Dremo
& MI are all " coated " Nigerians
Vector, Ycee , Casper & Burna are feeling the pains of
#Xenophobia
with their tweets
Let's call a spade a spade
SA is evil
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Like Defenders, they're not fully
appreciated like attackers
Like Producers, they're never
fully appreciated like the acts
Like architects, they're never
appreciated like other engineers
Like nurses, they're never appreciated
like the doctors at all
Fathers deserve much LOVE
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Cuz it's Buhari
Oshiomole will tell us why another
First Lady will help the economy
Garba Shehu will tell us how it'll open more business opportunities
Tolu will tweet on why
#TheWedding
is necessary
#BUSA19
Tinubu will as well tell
us why it'll help
other states
INTERESTING
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Tagged DJ Switch a liar
Lai Mohammed said CNN lied
Nigerian Army denied being there
Sanwo Olu denied his involvement
Tinubu blamed the youths for protesting
Buhari ignored the whole thing as usual
Omotola sided with Adesina on the issue
CBN froze people's accounts. WOW
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11 rounds per night isn't the best thing
Cumming 10 times per night isn't either
Going down for hours isn't the main ish
There's more to a relationship than
the regular preferred banging
Relationship should not
just be about SEXISHIP
or SITUATIONSHIP
Try creating
friendship
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The world's richest often work smartly
The world's poorest often work harder
You don't need to just hustle hard
You need to hustle smartly
Hard works can only sustain you
Smart works can only uplift you
Don't hustle to exist
Hustle to live
Just saying🤷
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Government agencies and different state
Governors cashed out with this
#EndSARS
Now, Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Akiolu
claimed that $2million and N17million
were stolen by hoodlums
But truth be told. It's only a hoodlum
that can keep such amount in the
house & not in the bank
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This Bolt driver vs Bolade Olukoya is
exactly what's happening everyday &
it's not just here in Nigeria
Once it's a lady, her side of the story
would gain immediate pity and people
won't care at all to hear from the guy.
Listen up, in this life, always do
one thing; fear women
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The straight record ;
Wizkid has no mate
Davido has no other
Burma Boy is unique
Tiwa is the Boss Queen
Teni has lots in her locker
Yemi Alade is no push over
Rema is coming
Fireboy isn't far behind
Zlatan still has more coming
Start appreciating Naira Marley
JO SOAPY 😂😂
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It took Buhari few hours to react to the few days given to Fulanis by Sunday Igboho to leave Oyo state but it took him decades to later say nothing about protesters that got killed.
You get this when you have someone who should be in jail or old people's home as the President.
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1... Mind you, she's pregnant
2... Her left hand is kinda heavy
3... She's on a bit high heels too
But she's still a real baller.
She might be retired at the main
time but certainly not tired at all.
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Not everyone has a mom
Those taking theirs for granted have
Those who want them more don't have
Buh, it's nature's way of
emotionally torturing some of us
who wished to have but never had
Moms are so priceless
Moms worth more than diamonds
Moms are the best friends you'd have
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Ned Nwoko found Regina Daniels
Wizkid found Tiwa Savage
Teddy A found Bambam
Elozonam found Diane
Davido found Chioma
Gedoni found Khafi
Frodd found Esther
Ike found Mercy
Now,
Buhari found Sadiya
Don't you think 2019
is the year for love 😂
#BuhariWedding
#PresidentialWedding
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You can't say Cardi is better than Nicki
cause Minaj is yet to win Grammy like B
Can't say lots of rappers are better than Snoop Dogg cause he never won
#GRAMMYs
Davido didn't win like Burna Boy & Wizkid.
Sure, but do not push an irreverent agenda
You need to rest your case
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If you never contributed money to buy this
If you never went for a match with this
If you never played this on the streets
If you never fought while playing this
If you never held this with the net
If you never begged for this ball
Bro, Idk where you grew up😂
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I'm no Mr Right but it will be too good
I'm no Preacher but 2020 will favor us
I'm no perfectionist but 2020 will be OK
I'm no Prophet but we'll smile a lot in 2020
2020 will be for you
2020 will be your best year
2020 will come with lots for you
God will be with us beyond 2020
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Just because it's Kanye West, lots of people are seriously pissed. Everything about
#DONDA
would have been perfect if it had been Jay Z.
Stop the capping and free your mind from hate cause take it or leave it, Ye is the all time best.
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Pipu dey use soft words on Amara. Amazing
She be woman nah. Na mood swings cause am.
If na man, TL for dey bloody. Low key hypocrites
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To you, those bandits & kidnappers in the
North with heavy arms are not terrorists
Those Fulanis kidnapping people for fun
in the South are not terrorists for you too
But Sunday Igboho and Nnamdi Kanu are
your perfect definition of terrorists. Good
You need a psychiatrist asap
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They never failed exams while in school
They're too humble during their time
They were the pride of their parents
They used to do the dishes properly
They're never stubborn back then
They never kept late nights
They're too perfect during
their time but we know
the truths
😂😂😂
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If you a Nigerian in Nigeria and you believe that Ycee , Vector & Burna Boy have collectively done more than the Nigerian Government in regards to this inhumane actions from South Africans to other blacks & Nigeria in particular in their country ,
Just RT to appreciate them
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A best friend isn't that person telling you what you wanna hear at the right time but that person telling you the bitter truths you don't wanna hear at the wrong time ...
It's my thought tho
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Let this sink in
Your EX is no evil to you
You're not a devil to your EX
Your EX is absolutely perfect
Don't say otherwise cause you parted
EXES aren't EVILS cause remember,
they're once the then "ANGELS"
An EX is a former spouse or partner
and not a former demon or witch
🙏
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Don't expect them to be the best
They're not always the worst
Don't expect them being too innocent
They're humans like you are
Don't see them like their parents
They have their own lives to live
Don't expect perfection from them
They're not archangels or ...
THEY'RE HUMANS
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THEN
JS 1 : SITS AT THE FRONT SEAT
Best dressed
JS 2 : NEAT STUDENTS
Smart dressers
JS 3 : SERIOUS STUDENTS
Don't care about the dressing
SS 1 : NORMAL STUDENTS
Usual students
SS 2 : LATE COMERS
AS USUAL
SS 3 : OUTSIDE WAEC & NECO
Under mango trees gisting
True or false😎
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I'm a bit lost on this ...
Is it the big aunties and uncles that should be calling their younger relations to check up on them
or is it the young ones that should be
calling the elders to check
up on them???
🤔🤔🤔
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BET HER Award & Best International Act
Wizikid is now the most awarded Nigerian
Leave Rema alone cause he's still coming
Burna Boy has won BET consecutively
After America's Music Industry, Nigeria's
Music Industry is the second best in
the world
Who's now the African Giant 🤔
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One thing about lies is that once you're good with lies and tell lies, you'll always need more lies to back up your lies ...
Just 🔁 if you think I'm correct .
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Some South Africans now see Nigerians
as bush meats & parasites to hunt down
The trade imbalance between South Africa & Nigeria is too much
#Xenophobia
Shoprite , DSTV & MTN owned by SA are
milking millions of Nigerians everyday
Why can't SA compensate
Nigerians with safety?
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Instead of rolling with the wrong person
Instead of wasting your precious time
Instead of being with the worst person
Instead of going through scary Hell
Instead of seeing the end from the start
Instead of trying to square a circle
It's better being SINGLE
It's my opinion tho
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Chukwueze is simply our Messi
Ighalo is our Cristiano Ronaldo
Awaziem is our Trend Arnold
Iwobi decided the game
Etebo is our Fernandez
Aina is our Robertson
Ndidi is our Pogba
Seedorf just became Wenger
Rohr just became our Guardiola
#TotalAFOCN2019
TAKE IT or LEAVE IT.
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And later on in Nigeria's history, half baked people like Lai Mohammed,
Bashir Ahmad, Tolu Ogunlesi, Garba Shehu, Femi Adesina, Lauretta Onochie, Adamu Garba and Co will be be added to the list of our heroes past like the names of Gowon, Abacha and the rest, abi???
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It's not always about sex.
Sometimes,
the best type of
intimacy is where you lay back,
laugh together at the stupidest things,
hold each other and enjoy each other's company .
🤷🤷🤷
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If you never repaired it this way back then
If you never wore this while growing up
If you never tried this for yourself or
If you never did it for someone
If you never suggested it then
It only means you're born
in the midst of those
with silver spoons
True or false
🤔🤔🤔
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Some myopic ones wanted to see
DJ Switch go down terribly but nah.
Seeking for petitions to see her
thrown outta Canada but nahhh
Her IG Live made everyone to see
and know about
#LekkiGenocide
If you're thinking evil against her,
may everything you wish for her
befall you IJN
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Always go with this for your life
Always prefer this for your future
You're not using it for your parents
It wasn't meant for mere formality
Tho using it is not compulsory
But tbh, it is absolutely necessary
Don't let few minutes enjoyment
ruin your beautiful years ahead
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Dangote The EP out now🔥
1.. Snoopalicious (Intro)
2.. Aliko (That's my name)
3.. Favorite club ft Arsenal
4.. Fake boarder closure ft FG
5.. Side Chick ft Iambealewise
6.. The billionaire ( Bonus track)
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If your head can handle it , fine
If your head can't, don't take
Taking alcohol doesn't
make you a big guy
Not taking doesn't make
you a better guy either
Take it only if you can
Leave it if you can't
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Most television channels in
Nigeria never aired this
#EndSARS
but are now talking about the deaths in the protests in America. WOW
You know hypocrisy & lopsidedness
in reportage when you see one and
it's very terrible that journalism isn't
objective in Nigeria but subjective
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She's not where to show your masculinity
She's not where to pour out your anger
She is not a sex machine receptor
She shouldn't be a punching bag
A girlfriend is a potential mistress
A girlfriend is only a helper
Be the reason for her smiles
Not the cause of her pains
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99 out of 100 movies they show takes the minimum of one year to end and almost all of them will be where the mother in law is wicked and her son is speechless ...
TRUE or FALSE 😪
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Let's gain together...
No cheating...
It's simple...
🔴Follow now
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Gain more⭕️
🔴Follow all
Gain followed by all⭕️
On my notification ...
Like 👍
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Comment 'IFB'
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This is no sign that you've made it
This is no sign that you'll make it
This is no sign that you're the hottest
This is no sign that you're the cutest
It's no sign that you're the biggest
This is no sign that you're the best
It's a mere artwork
Not a certificate for success
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Lawfully, they're bandits. In other words, call them kidnappers. Villagers see them as Fulani herdsmen, Nigerian govt say they're Miyetti Allah but realists know they're terrorists with the tag "Boko Haram"
Those from North are a big fan of this
group, we Southerners call groups
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It's a sad story coming from LUTH &
who's talking about 5G in Nigeria ???
Buh that's by the way, they left Europe, China or Asian continent & other continents & came with the suggestion of their vaccine (s) to be tested in Africa.
It's shows how animalistic
they think of us😭
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Nigerian Army, DSS, Airforce, Navy, Police
& Co are for Southerners & Sunday Igboho
Gumi, N800M upwards & blanket Amnesty
are for bandits in the North by the Govt
This is the summary of Buhari's Nigeria
& it'll continue till 2023 and who knows
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There was a time they don't
joke with cheap players
There was a time their highest achievement is top 4 finish
There was a time they're
referred to as a big club
There was a time fans thought
the club is growing
But aside disappointments,
which other things can Arsenal offer?
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In Buhari's Nigeria, if you're from any part
of the Southern region & a pistol is found
with you by chance, Operation Burst is yours
If you're from the North or you're with
Boko Haram, Fulani herdsmen, bandits
or Miyetti Allah & you have AK-47 or
grenades, you're a Saint.
WOW
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Omojuwa & Imam exchanged blows
Dreylo is being dragged for MacBook
Yul Edochie said she's 15 & it all began
Some say Saraki ruined Ilorin & Kwara
Some say Glo 4G > than the rest of them
From Twitter to Twitter Ng & now, Twitter Fun
There is an audio relocation for Buratai 😎
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Let's gain together...
No cheating...
It's simple...
🔴Follow now
Gain now⭕️
🔴Follow more
Gain more⭕️
🔴Follow all
Gain followed by all⭕️
Like 👍
Reweet 🔁
Comment 'IFB'
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DR Congo is facing Ebola, Coronavirus
and Measles outbreaks all at once
Rihanna vibed to Wizkid & Rema 🎶
Nigerians say Nasty C is the best
For C, MI Abaga is the no 1
Wema Bank did the unthinkable
Chad is finishing Boko Haram
Tolu Ogunlesi is a bad sword
HAPPY EASTER
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Social media doesn't ruin relationships,
acting single on it does.
Don't allow socials media chats to ruin
realities for you.
✌✌✌
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I think Burna is underrated
Some say he is overrated
African Giant isn't just a title for an album
Oluwa Burna is a definition of the title
He did not just tweet
He called out some
He corrected some
I stan & re-stan for
Burna Boy today & always
RT if he made you proud tonight
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Tory Lanez, the quarantine Radio OAP has
finally called out IK Ogbonna to be careful
Davido as a blessing can't stop extending
the blessings to members of DMW
Sinzu said nothing about the unrest in
Lagos and Ogun States yesterday
Ja Rule and 50 Cent on IG Live😄
Another 14
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Nigerians are just the problems of NGA
No insults meant but c'mon , we are
She was thrown out of a vehicle at Ajah
Nothing else came to mind but evil
Even fellow women failed her
Humans reasoning like animals
On Sundays now,
they'll be in church
🤦🤦🤦
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Funke Akindele got arrested & penalized
for having that crowd at the wrong time
FG had more crowd at a wrong time, the
burial of Abba Kyari & maybe apologize
Now, Naira Marley & Marlians did what
FG did as well & people are throwing up
They broke the same law,
true or false?
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Clout chasers are everywhere to start tho
Seeking for media publicity is OK as well
But coming for Davido is a wrong turn
Just few days after a Chioma delivered
And boom , the pregnancy just appeared
He slept with you or the other way round?
Like WTF 😡
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Filled with criticism
Makes you unhappy
Brings out the worst
Feels uncomfortable
Shortage of autonomy
Laced with dishonesty
Permeates victimhood
Packed with uncertainty
Cannot do anything right
Diminishes your self-worth
Lowers your high standards
SAY NO TO TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS
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It's high time Nigerians get to start calling
a spade a spade in Nigeria & TwitterNG
Glory Osei & Muyiwa aren't exactly what
they pose & brag themselves for at all
How can you be taking people for
granted cause you think you're
far better than they really are?
Like WTF😡
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Finally, Wizkid has after the long wait drop that presumed HIT ; "GHETTO LOVE " for his aggressive fans ...
Should we tell them 😂😂😂
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Duuno about you though but Pete Edochie
was absolutely correct on that submission
Divorce is a nice option but it's not the
best solution to marriages with issues
When a wife willingly puts a packet of
condom in her hubby's bag, it's a big point
Don't argue if you're lost here
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What do we actually NEED the
MOST to SUCCEED in this life???
SMARTNESS
KNOWLEDGE
INFORMATION
???
🙄🙄🙄
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Some say it's real
Some say it's a scam
Some say love is like a bird
Some say love is just an illusion
Some say love is meant for some
Some say it's money that brings love
Some say it's for the faint hearted ones
Some say love is a gateway to free things
What's love to you
???
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You agreed PDP wasted years & you're
singing praises for APC, you need sense
You're calling Atiku , the corruption king
but praising Tinubu, you need sense
You're worshipping Buhari by calling
Obasanjo names, you need sense
In Nigeria, shadows are preferred
than real images 🤦
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Thought it's just Naira Marley that's making Abuja hot. Don't even know that Aisha Buhari is busy making Aso Rock hotter.
She's might be claiming supremacy over the others just like Dr Anu is claiming supremacy over other Surgeons in Nigeria
Where's our ceremonial President 😂
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Who can you say is better than the other?
Attahiru Jega or Mahmood Yakubu
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If you don't like Wizkid , who else do you wanna say you love ???
#starboyfest
This guy is the real G
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From BARTER, to GOLD, to PAPER BILL, to GOLD STANDARD, BRETTON WOODS & to END OF GOLD STANDARD. That's the history of money. The paper money isn't up to 60yrs old while Cryptocurrency is next
But the CBN Governor, Emefiele talks like he never knew that money changes with time
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If you used to get early replies before now
If you used to see the conversation flow
If you two used to chat like every sec
If you used to see fun in the chats
If you used to relate too easily
& all of a sudden, you now
get late replies from 'em.
Don't conclude.
Just ask why
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Quavo and saweetie are having issues,
you're so touched and concerned too
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had
issues, you felt it too more than them
You're currently having misunderstanding
with your Nigerian boyfriend but you're
not concerned at all
Nigerian babes, una wehdone.
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I'm not too handsome 😊
I'm not too beautiful 🤦
I'm not all that OK 🤧
I'm not all that bad 😖
I'm not the worst 😭
I'm not the best 🙃
Hey, forget all that long talks 🙏
Answer with just a YES or NO 😱
Are you proud of how you look ???
🤔🤔🤔
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Used to believe Satan lives underground
Used to close one eye while actors kiss
Prefers going out with mom than dad
Used to believe teachers than others
Used to believe animals could talk
Used to see siesta as punishment
Used to believe life is too easy
It was crazy but too fun
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Buhari came into power with talks of
fixing security (Against terrorists) buh
he left the security WhatsApp Group.
Dunno about Nnamdi Kanu but it's
obvious Sunday Igboho just joined.
The incompetent man is doing for
the Yorubas what the competent
Bubu couldn't do for Nigerians.
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You hardly can fix a broken glass
maybe you can't at all
You hardly gain back a broken trust
maybe you can't at all
You hardly fix a now ugly reputation
maybe you can't at all
When a family is broken, it's almost
impossible to fix back
Don't be the reason for
a broken family
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But hey,
is having money a guarantee
to a happy & fulfilled life ?????
🤔🤔🤔
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