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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
When my mum hears I've been kidnapped on my way to school but i washed the plates before leaving the house
@HolyDevool
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Bomboclaat
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
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If a guy is addicted to masturbation but then gets addicted to sex. Can say his addiction got out of hands??
@waxzyy_
WALE
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Bomboclaat
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Me inside the school cab when school finally resumes.
@OlaWalterz
OlaWalterz
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Bomboclaat!!!
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Some of us don't have back up If God doesn't do it for us we are doomed God is our everything
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
30 minutes after eating and you’re studying.
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
*Hits ijebu blunt* Maroon 5 is not yoruba but how did he know that maroon means 5
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?? "Because he had nobody to go with"
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
People born in January, March, April, June and December are the real humans. The rest are robots.
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Unpopular opinion: Virgins are Dirty minded as fvck 😑
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Rema won Next rated with barely just 6 songs and 6 months in the industry and duse is just 18years old and in ss3😫 And sombody will tell you that you can't get that job because you're not qualified!! Ahh! The God that did it for rema will do it for you too!!!
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
I met a lady crying outside ShopRite yesterday So i asked her what's wrong? She said she lost 5,500naira so i was touched and i gave her 500 out of the 5,500 i found at the entrance Moral lesson: when God blesses you you must bless others🚶😎
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
"Abi on Christmas day make i just dey house tell people say I don travel"
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Nigerians when Opay introduces "OAir" and makes flight to dubai 1,500
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Tweet a random secondary school experience
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
English studs where y'all at?? "A mother came home and beat her daughter because she was drunk" Who was drunk?? The mother or the daughter?
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Stop making new plans, follow God's plan 🔌
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Church theme thread 👇 RT this and comment your church's theme of the year👇
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Na them dey talk "all boys are the same" pass, na them dey get fake friends and haters pass, nkechi no borrow ha cloth today next day "fake friends everywhere need new friends"...noo bitch you need a job 🤧
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
@davvydmoore 💯💯💯
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Woman: i served Satan for 990 years Satan: where do i know this one from again
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Her: I love you, but I'm not in love with you Me:
@AbdulfatahAdnan
AYDEE
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Good morning If you don't tell me back your phone will enter gutter😒
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Balenciaga triple S pink clear sole 🔥🔥 Available now ❣️ size 36-40 Nationwide delivery-free delivery within illorin Dm if interested also RT🙏🙏 DM for your designers wears,slides and shoes 😉
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
That moment when nobody wants to chat with them so the post "last message pls" They don't know we know😂
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Why when a random person slides in your Dm you go and check his followers before replying?? Yes you!! You do that!! why??
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
When my friend is lying to his girlfriend and he says "kinie was there,you can ask him"
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
1 year
To all the persons born biologically as women, Happy International Women's Day. 💕 You all are super humans. ❤️
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Friend zoning him when you know he's in love with you is just pure wickedness 💯
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Who was your top female artist of 2019?
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Every naija film when gate man catch madam and driver 😂
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
You see that thing called "insufficient fund" it ends with 2019 Say amen if you believe
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Latest stock🔥🔥🔥 NIKE AIR FORCE 1 SAGE (suede green) Size:37-40 Price:21k Dm if interested also help RT🙏🙏 Dm for your designer wears,slides and shoes of any kind😎
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Who else think this Christmas should be postponed? We ain't ready yet😫
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
😂😂😂 End of year Gbas Gbos 😂 This Twitter streets ain't safe anymore 😂
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
You're arrested on the 1st of January to be released on your birthday. When are you coming out?
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Fidelity bank what is going on? @fidelitybankplc Mr victor said his money was wiped off his acc? “5,907,850 naira without trace, please i need you all to help me.. the account was locked 2 weeks ago, i did all the asked me.. i provided all docuuments.” #FidelityRefundMrVictor
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
@toolzbabe 💥💥💥💥
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Nicki fans having breakfast this morning
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Who still has a friend they’ve known for 5+ years‼️
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Owners of 2020 be selecting who and who they wanna see next year 😪
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Salute for this level of creativity🙇
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
1 year
Students after the 18th of March.
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
People who don't post think they Automatically have phd in maturity... Aunty you're still a mumu 😂😂
@SallyIan5
ns gadgets
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
How do you politely ask for a head in a relationship? 🤔
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Hope the person you're hyping is hyping you too?
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
When you see 13 and 14 year olds saying love is scam
@sydney_talker
SYDNEY WILLS
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Bomboclaat
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Have you ever cried over a movie?
@GreysAnatomyHD
Grey's Anatomy Quotes
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Me staring at a fine girl then i discover she doesn't have big breast 🚶
@finestubbornboy
The BOYFRIEND
5 years
Boomboclaat
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
I got my balloons today🕺🕺🎊🎊🎊 Happy birthday to me🎇🎇🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉 Don't scroll without dropping a line of prayer ✨✨✨
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
A screenshot is a tool or weapon used by ladies to save evidence(s) for future arguments and also to gossip and spread rumours.
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
My mum once told me her phone's speaker is bad dat she can't hear anything again i collected 7k from her went to shoprite watched The avengers bought dominos pizza and on my way back i increased the phones volume and returned her phone to her 😂
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Message from crush: I love you.. Opens message: i love you bro
@zinnitheplug
wal三
5 years
Bomboclaat!
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Going to a girl's house then i remember i forgot my condom at home
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
God forbid!! I nearly fell in love today😂
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Happy sunday fams Tell me back or your pastor won't come to church😑
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
@SmithAangdu Babe can i know you in the biblical way
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Making a sextape won't make him love you Making a sextape won't make him love you Making a sextape won't make him love you Making a sextape won't make him love you Making a sextape won't make him love you
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Do you know that 1st class graduates are more likely to end up broke compared to others that graduated with lower grades???
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Available now🔥🔥 Balenciaga triple s sneakers⚡⚡ Size 40-45 black Price-30k Nationwide deliver-Free delivery within illorin Dm if interested also help RT🙏 Dm for all your designer wears,slides and shoes 😎
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Apart from being a man United fan what other thing are you doing that shows you're not serious with life🤧
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Me explaining to my parents that my hair has nothing to do with my stomach ache
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
You see that self love thing bah. it's a very unique virtue 💯.. I've never gotten 1k comments with my over 6k followers. But My followers don know if they ain't gat me i gat my own back ✌️ I'm giving myself 1k comments in 24 hours..
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Day 10 of self Isolation: I need my legs socially distanced 😦
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Sometimes you're the weapon formed against yourself that is not Making you prosper🤒🚶
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
@toolzbabe Unemployed guys will give you satisfactory D
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
I gave on on Nigeria when i discovered that If you save one naira for a whole year you've only saved a Dollar
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Our latest Daddy In town❤️❤️❤️ congratulations to @iam_Davido as we welcome the prince👑 David Adedeji Adeleke jr ❣️
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Are oranges called oranges because it's colour is orange or is the colour called orange because oranges are orange?
@fepz_
Big Mike ⚖️
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
The first channel that comes to your mind when you hold the remote?
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
"I don almost reach,start dey come gate"
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Available now🔥🔥 Alexander mcQueen Price :15k Delivery is nationwide Dm if interested also help RT🙏 DM for your designer wear,slides,shoes of any kind ⚡
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
"I'm a marlian! I'm a marlian!!" and you cannot change the channel when your dad is watching supersport!? What kinda marlian are you??
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Bill gates has no beards, mark zugerberg has no beards, it seems like beards has something to do with poverty
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
*me and babe quarrelling* Me:babe why you angry,it was just a missed call Her: Oh so you saying I'm mad now,like I'm a fool, you don't love me anymore Me:😲no babe i didn't say that Her:ohhh so I have big head now right and i disgust you Me:
@YorubaBoy__
BiG SAM🌶🌶🌶 🇬🇧
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Do you know having the right kicks is key to you outfit??😑😑😑 I'm selling this beautiful sneakers and they are very affordable😌😌😌😌 Just send a Dm to get yours Please if you see this help me RT for my customers to see 🙏😫😫😫 Christmas chicken will not choke us o🙏🙏
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Do y'all still kiss her after she's given you blowjob?? Asking for a friend🙂
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Having a twin brother is not the problem the problem is when you come home drunk and find your twin brother on bed and be like "ohh I've already slept let me go back to the bar" 😂😂
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Till today i don't know if sugar cane is a fruit, vegetable or a soft drink
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Don't be too useful that you become a used fool..
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one greet the ugly one first, she is the commander in chief!
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
"knock knock" "Who's there "Wendy" "Wendy who?" "When the gbedu dey enter body"
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Her:baby boo,sweetie pie you looking more handsome than normal today, even the way your smiling its... Me: thank you, so who is emeka?
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
So i went to this restaurant and they gave me the menu, i was showed a particular dish The Waiter said it helps writers get deeper insight on ideas He called it FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Am i the only one who doesn't know where WhatsApp stickers are gotten from?
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
@davvydmoore @_taraah follow back fast
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Lady marlians don't use lipstick they use red oil 😑
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
He's just horny he doesn't miss you.. Go and sleep before he starts asking for nudes.
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
4 years
Dreylo is extremely hardworking and I think you all should vote for him 🔥
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
At what age did you start speaking Nigerian pidgin?? Me:16, peer pressure in ss2😪
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Merry Christmas fams🎅🎅 Tell me back or they will tell you chicken has finish😒
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
School is not scam! You don't just know book!
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
You're calling him broke for not doing what ur father was supposed to do🤦🏼‍♂🚶
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Beginning end of Of decade decade
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@the_olodo
The Olodo
5 years
Girls I've been meeting of recent Big breast+big butt- ugly face💔 Fine face+big breast- small butt😫 Big butt +fine face- small breast 😫 Fine face + big breast+big butt- not single 😫 God when🤦🏼‍♂️...
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