The Professional Heckler™️
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"The problem with political jokes is they get elected." | Political Humor • Satire • UP Fighting Maroons • Quiz Shows • ‘90s music • @Lakers @KobeBryant
Joined July 2018
Tongue Twister: Pitumpung punyetang pulitikong pakawala ng palasyo.
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‘’Yong eng-eng ka ‘tapos ipinagsigawan mo pa.
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"MY VOTE IS NOT FOR SALE." .💗💗💗. 📸: ctto
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Remember Chris Lao? Ang UP Law alumnus na lumusong sa baha sakay ng kanyang kotse noong 2011 ay isa sa mga abogadong nagsampa ngayon ng unang petisyon laban sa Duterte Terror Law. Lumutang ang kotse niya noon, lumutang ang tapang niya ngayon. 👍🏽👍🏽 @iamchrislao
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A couple of minutes after receiving my order (I was wearing a Leni Robredo mask), natuwa ako sa text ni Kuyang Rider. 💗💗💗
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Disinformation and fake news peddlers are on a different level. Pilot level na.
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Ferdinand 'Bongbong' Marcos Jr. is giving us a preview of how he would behave if elected president. Reject him.
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Don't worry ABS-CBN. Hours from now, the Pambansang Epal will be there to "rescue" you.
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Sana lahat may access sa DepEd secretary.
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FACT: In the receipts submitted by Sara Duterte to COA, other surnames used were “Nova,” “Oishi,” “Tempura.” .Alam n’yo na kung bakit takot humarap sa imbestigasyon. (Kapal ng mukha, ‘di man lang isinama ang Kirei.).
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Ano ang mali sa Pilipinas - in one picture
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‘Yong anak na mismo ang nagpayo sa kanyang mga magulang na infected ng Duterte veerus!
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Wishing for a president as fearless, as principled, and as patriotic as this woman.
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National Book Store is now National School Supplies Store. Apparently. Sad. 📚.
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NEW ASIAN Record and Personal Best for EJ OBIENA 5.93m 🇵🇭.17th Golden Rooftop Challenge, Innsbruck, Austria. 🥇
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Ano ang difference ng Taal Volcano at ni Duterte?. ‘Yong bulkan, very active. 🌋.
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Sabi nga ng Rivermaya noong kampanya… .🎶 “Adik sa ‘yo.Leni sa amin.”.
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Pineapple on pizza is fine. 🍕.Ok lang ang raisins sa embotido. Ang kahindik-hindik: Bong Go sa Senado.
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See the difference, Philippine Star?. The design is assh*le-ish.
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We are not against our athletes. We are supporting them all the way. We are not against the Southeast Asian Games. We are against greed and corruption, and the incompetence of our government officials. #SEAGames2019.
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MRT ticket sellers, COVID19.positive. Paano ngayon iti-trace ng gov’t. ang mga nakasalamuha ng ticket sellers, e.g. ang pinagbilhan ng tickets?. Ang sagot: Bahala kayo sa buhay n’yo. Walang sistema ‘di ba? Never nagkasistema. Pero may Duterte Terror Law. Because, priorities.
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Jinggoy’s son. Will just leave this here.
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Basta ang natitiyak ko: walang ibinulsang pork barrel ang napakagandang si @janinegutierrez. And I. thank you. 🎄
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A tale of two leaders. See the difference? PLANNING. BEING PROACTIVE.
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"'Pag ako ang nanalo, wala nang druga in 3-6 months."
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BREAKING: Kinumpirma ng Malacañang na ang dating Philippine National Police Chief at ngayo'y senador na si Gen. Ronald 'Bato' de la Rosa ay buhay pa. Pero ang tanong ng publiko: Nasaan si Bato? Tumulong po tayo sa paghahanap. Use the hashtag: #NasaanSiBato
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The collab that triggered further loathing in the DDS universe 🤣
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What I learned today: 'Pag mahirap ang nag-party - pasaway. 'Pag mayayaman, promoting tourism.
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Medyo mahirap daw ang tanong kay Celeste Cortesi during the preliminary interview. As Miss Universe, what can you do to help lower the price of onions in your country? . #MissUniverse2023 .#MissUniverse.
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Congratulations and welcome to the elite 6m club, EJ Obiena! #norway .🥇EJ 🇵🇭.🥈Lightfoot 🇺🇸.🥉 Kendricks 🇺🇸
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Dalawang salita lang pero ang tindi. 🔥
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Mas active pa ang Taal Volcano kaysa Pangulo.
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Alan Peter Cayetano on the non-renewal of the ABSCBN franchise: "We simply put an end to the privilege of ONE FAMILY in using a public resource to protect and promote their private interest." . Also, THE CAYETANOS:
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Isang pagsaludo sa (mga) gumawa nito! 😁 'Yong copy. Galing! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
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Congratulations to our very own EJ Obiena! Si Mondo Duplantis lang naman ang tinalo in Brussels. 🇵🇭👍🏼
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TAU GAMMA PHI… The victim’s brother has an accurate description of what you did:
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I saw some Kim Chiu clips .from last night's Cebu sortie. Kim Chiu makes more sense than Toni Gonzaga even without the Biblical verses and 'God bless yous.'.
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BREAKING: 11 of 10 Filipinos cannot cite even a single accomplishment of Bongbong Marcos as a public official.
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Magbasa kayo ng comments sa posts on the divorce bill, malalaman n’yo kung ano ang malaking problema ng maraming tutol dito: comprehension.
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Ano ang una mong naiisip kapag sinabing “pulitiko?” Survey says…
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“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.”.~Turkish Proverb.
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JUNE 20.SINGAPORE: 41,833 cases.PHILIPPINES: 29,400 cases. TODAY.SINGAPORE: 44,800 (+2,967).PHILIPPINES: 44,254 (+14,854). Active Cases.SINGAPORE: 4,657.PHILIPPINES: 31,015.
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"The peso is not weak because the peso is weak. The peso is weak in the knees, I can hardly speak. I lose all control and something takes over me.".
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ANG GULO. Gusto ko nang mag-2022 para maibasura na ang mga dapat ibasura. Tama na.
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'Yang Leni Robredo na 'yan, nakakainis talaga! Napakabilis kumilos para tumulong sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo. Ang sipag-sipag. 'Di ka pa nga nahahalal na pangulo, ganyan ka na. Sumusobra ka na talaga!.
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Sino ba ang kalaban ng bayan? Sino ba ang kalaban ng kapayapaan? . The nerve.
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MAY NAGAGAWA ANG PAGSASALITA, PAG-IINGAY, AT PAGPU-PROTESTA!
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Whenever 'Mocha Uson' trends, you know she has done something stupid yet again. And lest you forget, Mocha Uson is being paid by the government to do exactly that. Has any government official called her out? NO. Because Mocha Uson represents THIS government.
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To (entitled) Filipino politicians and their staff who are asking to be tested in their homes, this is for you! /via @CTVNews
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Director/Playwright Floy Quintos to Giselle Sanchez: ."Art has nothing to do with your choice."
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Dito kumukuha ng barangay certificate? . - Para saan? . For the postal ID, i lost my wallet .and nando’n ang IDs ko eh. - Kailangan ng valid ID. 😳. (Pa’no? Sige, tatalon na lang .ako sa building.).
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Ang kabataan ang pag-asa ng bayan. Nope. TROLLS. PAID HACKS. Maggie Wilson is taking them down.
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Matulog na kayong lahat. At 'wag pa-stress. Basketball lang 'yan. Si EJ Obiena, may medal na naman kanina. Pansinin n'yo naman. 🇵🇭
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I don't mean to brag pero 'yong presidente namin sa Pilipinas, sumusuweldo kahit walang silbi.
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ANG KAKAPAL is trending right now and you know why. You can say that again. ANG KAKAPAL.
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We get it. Gusto mo lang matulog. But the point is, need pa bang piktyuran?
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Tawang-tawa pa rin ako dito. Laban pala ng pare-parehong demonyo.
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Manny Pacquiao apologized after losing to Cuban super-welterweight champ Yordenis Ugas. No need to apologize for that loss Manny. No harm done to Filipinos. Mas ok kung mag-a-apologize ka for being a Duterte enabler. 'Yan, papalakpakan ka namin d'yan. You know.🥊.
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Happy birthday to the NCRPO chief! You guys are role models indeed! Dura lex sed lexchon! Party! Party!
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I'm not saying the '90s were perfect, but the Filipino youth then knew and were aware the Marcoses stole billions from government coffers.
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Saludo ako sa tapang ng Makati Med director. Naku, baka pag-initan ‘yan ng lasing sa palasyo. I-take over ‘yan! Oops.
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I nominate these freedom-loving Hong Kong citizens for @Time People of the Year!.
The rain has started to pour in Hong Kong, but that hasn't put off the thousands of protesters huddling under umbrellas in Victoria Park. The park is so full, many are spilling out onto the surrounding streets:
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The shade! 💯 Mabuhay Yahoo Philippines!
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SUNOG!!! Mga kapitbahay, may nasusunog! 🔥🔥. ANC: Manila Economic and Cultural Office in Taiwan Chairman Lito Banayo: Let me remind Roque that a spokesman always has a purpose when he speaks. What official purpose does it serve to needlessly remark that Taiwan is part of China?
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Kung ibinoto mo ‘yong Bong Go pero ‘di mo ibinoto ‘yong Bam Aquino na napakaraming nagawa sa Senado, puñeta ka. That’s the tweet.
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