Christopher Lao 劉文良
@iamchrislao
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The genuine 'I should have been informed Driver.’ Law Faculty—UP & DLSU; JD & LLM; IG: iamchrislao
Metro Manila Philippines
Joined October 2011
We’re all underpaid in the Philippines, except politicians.
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Please pray for us! 💪 🙏.
BREAKING: A group of lawyers led by Atty. Howard Calleja, the De La Salle brothers led by Brother Armin Luistro, and civic groups have filed the 1st petition before the Supreme Court questioning the Anti-Terrorism Act. They ask for TRO to stop its implementation. | @mikenavallo
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I’ll translate: I’m sorry. If I look disappointed, it’s because I was under great pressure to win. But I am happy for Hidilyn.
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Be inspired by med boards topnotcher Jomel Garcia Lapides. He topped the nursing board before entering med school and continued to work night shifts as a nurse at PGH from first to third year. He's the breadwinner of his family and his father is a tailor. 👏.
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“Will there be strong opposition if we ban political dynasties?” . The Philippines:
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Made of recycled materials to cover the 5,000+ medals and podiums! Even the shirts to be sported are of recycled materials! Meanwhile, in the Phils., kelangan bago at 50million ang couldron! 🤦🏻♂️.
The 2020 Tokyo Olympic medals are made of 78,985 tons of unused electronic devices
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The face u make when u are told “IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU”
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Guys, news. A colleague stayed behind at the hotel here in La Union before joining us for dinner. He was with his family and asked the waiter to take their photo. The waiter said, “Leni ba kayo or BBM? Kung Leni kayo di ko kayo pipicturan.” SHOCKING!.
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Did someone say the President is in a hospital suite?
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What the Philippine government means by “mass testing”.
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Yung impakta ka pero kelangan magpanggap na mabait
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Hello mga kapwa manggagawa! It’s time to bring back this chart.
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Customer: table for 1 pls.Resto: oh we don’t do solo dining here .Customer: excuse me?.Resto: .
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“Libre mangarap” is a favorite lie of the elite. Dreaming is not free. It exacts a terrible price—deception, futility, exasperation, desperation, defeat.
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Mandarin has 4 tones. I can only hear 2. The lack of rhythm also doesn’t help. Lastly, there are pronunciation issues.
VP Sara Duterte delivers her speech in Mandarin for the 73rd founding anniversary of the People’s Republic of China on Monday, Sept. 26. This is the first time a PH top official delivers long lines in Mandarin. 🎥: Chinese Embassy | via @mbseppedrajas
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When I say “I should’ve been informed,” I don’t mean any of these:
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Haay bagyo na naman! Alam niyo naman takot na takot ako sa bagyo!🙈
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This @VicoSotto is really pro-poor ano? His heart is in the right place. Right now he is young but already racking up the leadership experience. I can’t wait for him to assume higher office with bigger impact. May he continue to grow, asnwerable only to his conscience.
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This was forwarded to me by my undergrad schoolmate. Oh my. Pwede pakipalitan po ang picture kung sino man gumawa? 😤
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Wow! I got more action from this than from watching X-Men: Dark Phoenix! 🍵 .
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Someone sent me this. Uhm, yung friend ba sagot sa maayos na healthcare system pag ako nagkasakit?Siya ba aayos sa education system natin na lugmok na? E pano kung abusuhin ang karapatang pantao ko?
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And just like that, in one fell swoop we say goodbye to accountability, meritocracy, history and truth.
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My student! 🙌🙌🙌.
JUST IN: Ang topnotcher ngayong taon ay Kyle Christian Tutor si mula sa University of the Philippines. Si ay Tutor ay nakakuha ng 85.77%. #Bar2024
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Wow so i just paid 6k for home testing RT PCR. Add to that the previous antigen test of 800 and we have 6800. Govt doesnt want to help kasi siyempre, para mabulsa nila ang bilyun bilyong inutang para kuno sa pandemic. Crocodile farm pa more.
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“Diba, matagal na kitang binalaan? Tapos ngayon iiyak iyak ka.”
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Ang hirap makatulog kapag binisita ka ng. Resignation thoughts.
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Pity you if money is your indicator of a person’s worth.
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There’s something about this lockdown. It’s the perfect time to be productive yet the lethargy is undeniable. Is it because of the apocalyptic undertones making us think “what’s the point?” Restlessness in rest indeed. How ironic.
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Movies that caused u childhood trauma: a thread . Mine is the one with Manilyn Reynes in it. She was invited to the province by her classmate but they were all aswang and she was actually an “alay.” 🫣.
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This gov’t should change its slogan from LAGING HANDA to LAGING SHUNGA.
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*Our bunso left after eating just 1 slice from TWO BOXES of pizza*. Me (thru text): Nalulungkot ako. Ang konti ng kinain mo. Binili ko pa naman para sayo lahat yun. Next time kain lang. Wag mahiya. Bunso: ay sorry. hindi masarap. Me: 🥴🥴🥴.
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Friends, ka-table ko si VP Sara. What should I do?!
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“I’m stepping down.”.
Tomorrow is the 5th State of the Nation Address of President Rodrigo Duterte. What are the things that you want to hear from him?.
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Langya nakita ko sa feed ng friend ko! Tigil niyo na yan! 🤣
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At the Supreme Court to file our Petition questioning the PhilHealth transfers
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It was at this moment he realized he had fucked up
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Hello, everyone! It’s been sorted out. Hotel management apologized and what happened certainly wasn’t company policy. I just requested for them to train the staff well, and not mete out penalties. Life is hard as it is, especially for the less privileged.
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*malaki premyo best performance this Christmas*. Ikaw na matindi pangangailangan:
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At this rate, it’s not the typhoon that’s gonna kill me. It’s NDRRMC’s alarm.
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RIP Luke Perry a.k.a. Fred Andrews. These are wise words: .
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I hope they pay tribute to all those who came before them 😄
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Don’t be too hard on yourself. We’re not always at our best. In fact, imperfection is what makes us human. To demand perfection is to demand the impossible.
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If you think there’s something dirty here besides the soil, U NEED JESUS
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Guys! Stop calling Harry Roque butanding. It’s not fair to the butanding.
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Guys, pls help us find Atty. Ryan Oliva, a colleague and good friend of mine. 🙏
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Naku ha. As a law professor, ayaw kong makarinig ng SHIMENET na sagot.
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GMA News Digital contacted me for their bit on the impact of social media on mental health. My reply? 👇. “I’m surprised you do not cringe at this request. I take umbrage. GMA has no moral high ground to be doing these things. It has never reached out to me and apologized.”.
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I just ate tocino. How about u? What did u do to shorten ur life today?.
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The trailer for Netflix’s CHUPA has been released: .
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Nothing makes me question my life choices like Mondays.
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Roque says no need for face shields . Dutete 4 minutes ago: face shields still required indoors or outdoors . This government, basically:
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Sa lahat ng nagtatanong, hindi ho ako ang tinutukoy ni Senator @TrillanesSonny.
Wow!!! DBM-PS bought face masks at P27.7 each and face shields at P120 each. DBM-PS at that time was headed by Christopher Lao, who used to be the Palace aide of Bong Go. He is the same person implicated in the Frigate scam along with duterte and Bong Go.
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Negative nako sa covid. Positive naman sa katamaran.
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I’m going to say this without any pun intended: they should have been informed.
Social media users asked Aleah Finnegan and Emma Malabuyo about why they weren't at the reception at Malacañang Palace and the heroes' parade. The said they weren't informed about the event. | via @philstarlife . Click below to read.
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The most disappointing thing to come from my birthplace and hometown of Davao City:
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