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@emializh
I think it's part of the transgender-transsexual shift. My gender is still nonbinary? But my gender feels less important to me than my sex now, and my sex is the girl one
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@QuantumH0p
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I study quantum mechanics so yeah I can do differential calculus in my head and this always throws me off when it happens to me you geebag
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@notnaughtknot
My earliest memory is pre linguistic! I decided to climb into a large empty flower pot because it made my mother laugh when I did that and that made me laugh. I was giddy at the thought of it. The memory is all emotion and underlying reasoning.
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Me, on Twitter: We need to be cuddling our friends!! I'll cuddle any of mine!!
Me, hanging with a close friend: if I touch them they'll think I'm a predator. and I'll deserve it.
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She's great George, but in the bedroom she's ehh...
What?
Well she wants it but won't let me touch her, it's like what am I supposed to do?
Jerry being a stone top is a perfectly legitima-
But she's a bottom!
Kramer, thumbing 30 day chip: Stone Bottom. Nowhere to go but up.
It’s important as a woman to know what the thing wrong with you would be if you were a Seinfeld girlfriend
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Moving in with my boyfriend on Monday Tee the absolute Hee
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no one's liking my posts and it's obviously because I'm not mentally unwell enough rn so here's me being disgustingly happy, with my boy, drunk on wisteria in may
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Just bought some clothes. Not gonna lie to yous folks. Cuntquake incoming.
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staring at my dusty "stream art angels" t shirt at the bottom of my wardrobe, inscrutable expression on my face
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In the trans girl poly incest play dynamic I occupy the very important role of Trusted English Teacher
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One time when I was in a toxic relationship I gave her one of my overshirts while I went away for a week and it gave her contact dermatitis. This was the first time I used my mystic powers to harm but it would not be the last.
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charming in person too
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The most important quality in a partner is "can they hang?" Every time I have dated someone who could not hang it was a bad decision
dating is such a weird ritual, like the best way we can think of to test out a potential mate is to see how good they are at having dinner with a stranger?
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Googled theyfab pride flag to make a joke and was immediately beheaded by this
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The devil on my shoulder is telling me to angelmaxx. He says become more otherworldly, inspire more awe, look upon the face of god and scar the hearts of all who try to know me. My angel is telling me I should fuck my friends and ask strangers about their dogs.
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I would have loved building the tower of babel. Pass me another brick brother. Let's get a look at that face of god
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I fucking love walking so much man. Just walking around for hours, maybe buy a fun little drink. I don't even feel tired I actually feel MORE energized the more I walk it's the best thing ever
*This user is experiencing 20°C weather
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Órlaith's review of driving test: 0/10 what the fuck was that
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5 year plan
- get master's degree
- start phd
- drop out of phd
- year of the bog
- become avatar of divine punishment
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Love that most of my little queer friends have an animal they identify with. We're all woodland creatures. It's cute
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If you're not quietly and deeply romantically in love with 5-20 of your friends and acquaintances what are you even doing?
Ajajaja just remembered another friend I'm in love with that I never get to see
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I love America. I love men. I'm a Christian. I'm bisexual. I'm transsexual. I'm a European federalist. I'm a communist. I'm a princess. I'm a scientist. I'm an alchemist. I'm in love with 7 people. I am called angel and like Caesar I refuse the crown. I'm the one thing god fears.
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I could wield the cursed blade. It's fine. I'm an heir to the blood of Hallstat. Let me try. Give it to me.
A very well-preserved 3000-year-old sword was found inside a grave in the town of Nördlingen, Bavaria, Germany.
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putting on cat ears and lying in the catch and release traps by the veterinary hospital until they give me an orchi
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Órlaith's review of Challengers: come on!!!!! I gotta play TENNIS 4.5 stars
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I agree cause I fucked it up big time
1 year hrt at my first pride parade
6 years hrt + hair transplant + making trans friends
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Unpacking my internalized transphobia, noticing that about a third of it is actually just dj-phobia and carefully repacking it and putting back in the mind palace
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Echo just asked me if I'd still love him if he was a worm. Nuh-uh buddy. You're a guy now. That's OUR question.
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Crazy how the world is completely fucked and yet the wolves in Chernobyl have evolved immunity to cancer
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Living in the EU is a harrowing experience because at any moment you could meet a Dutch person. There's no protection.
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Órlaith's review of Speed Racer (2008): Hell yeah that rocked 4 stars
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All traditional food, Italian or otherwise, is from 1940
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All apps are dating apps. "Even calculator?" I hear you scoff. If you haven't even done hand stuff with someone off calculator you're a virgin to me.
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Coming to the inevitable conclusion that I may be a dog girl. But like... I'm not a pet. I'm a Hungarian sheepdog. I have no owner. I live in the mountains with the sheep. I growl at the wolves creeping around in the treeline.
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Jesus Christ
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When you meet someone who's 100% humanities brained they're either a total loser or a genius tragically limited by dazzling ignorance of basic science and when you meet someone who's 100% stem brained they're either a total loser or an actual demon from hell
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I love t4t lesbians, love hanging out with them. Love to sip tea and tell stories from my one t4t lesbian relationship, but phrase it in a way so they sound like different women. Love laughing at their little jokes, especially the ones I don't get.
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Why do american men always describe themselves with their height and weight "I'm a 260lb 5'10 tech worker" yes but do you dance? Do you shimmy and groove under a moonlit sky?
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I'm joining a Marxist reading group. I'm going to eat three meals a day. I'm going to get my driver's license. I'm going to improve my Chinese.
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Man local honey from a bee you know really puts the bottled stuff to shame
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St. Vincent shouldn't just be allowed to call herself Saint. The catholic church should sue her.
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I have a big cold room in my mind palace where I keep all my potentially dangerous tulpas. John Lennon, my ex-girlfriend, Chewbacca
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The call it the oubliette because it can make you forget who you are
Trans guys, how would u react to ur junk being called the King's Hole?
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Contemplating taking up smoking but only hard to acquire Asian brands. Would damage my angelcred but inflate my soulful white boy score. Lateral move.
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"...I'm not feeling emotionally available enough..."
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Dark Halimede is such a strange idea. Halimede was born in the darkness. She stumbled out of her cave and is blinking in the sun. The anti-Halimede would be a mad crusader. Like if Jameela Jamil was a chaser.
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It's crazy how insecure I am about my appearance despite being devastatingly beautiful.
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I'm not "scouted as a model" hot but I am "cold follow a private Instagram account and get accepted" hot which is what it's really about
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It's crazy that mála means spice in chinese and bag in irish. It was meant to be.
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I turned my boyfriend's old cutting board into legs for my IKEA desk because I'm too tall everyone say well done Órlaith
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Update. He didn't realize I was trans lol. 🐟
cïs men don't tell a trans woman you think is being brave that she "has some balls" challenge
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Unironically one of the biggest culture shocks of transition was my cis woman friends freely telling me the details of their sex lives
Do your friends generally talk about specific sexual encounters they've had? | Are you a man?
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The pasta was ok actually and then we had wine and strawberries on the beach I could get used to this lol
This girl is making me dinner and they uhhh... Are Not a good cook lmao
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Me: You want me to what? Lez out!? Good heavens my dear! I don't even know your father's name!
girl in bridgerton costume I met on feeld: god fuck yes holy shit
the monkey I have kept locked in a small cage since birth, telepathically: Mothergod Defeats The Intruder!!!
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Emotionally I'm being dragged behind a moving car in these photos however I did serve
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Poly cause I'm in a relationship with my boyfriend, the relationship I think I'm in with my boyfriend and the relationship my boyfriend thinks I'm in with him
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*google search history*
how to be good
what's wrong with me
how to fix childhood trauma
cbt
dbt
dbt near me
dbt session cost
how to fix self no therapy
alchemy
how to achieve White Sun
where to buy sulfur
AliExpress
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you become horny when other people are having sinful thoughts about you. this directs demons to you and they pull levers in your brain to make you weak. you can use this to kill.
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Shrek wouldn't smoke normal cigarettes they'd be like rolled up dragonflies or something but he would smoke weed
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They should never have given the emojis skin tones. Absolute semiotic meltdown
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Some of you should be shot and killed... not in a capital punishment way just like... you're prey. And the predators have grown too fat and soft to kill.
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My mother described herself as a fag hag recently and I've begun to fear that not only am I becoming her, she is becoming me
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her
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A lot of trans people say things like "I thought I wouldn't make it to 27 and now look at me" and I can't really relate because I've never wanted to die but now that I am 27 I realize I never imagined my future. I had fantasies but I couldn't imagine a future I could be alive in.
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If you consider Godzilla a woman (and how could you not?) then her mournful dance with that beautiful woman, Tokyo, means Godzilla (1954) passes the Bechdel test
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@hannah__acc0unt
If you're not handling birds then not at all. It's also worth remembering that the fatality rate is inflated because all the people who get bird flu without realizing it aren't counted in the statistics.
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Ancient Greek guy who's not smart enough to be Apollonian and not cool enough to be Dionysian: Both sides are wrong, the answer is in the middle.
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Can't wait to go back to college I'm gonna run into someone and drop all my books and get their number and lead them on and torment them until they break completely and drop out because they can't bear to see me
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the thing about becoming a hot girl is that it takes a while for you to stop relating to that identity as an interloper successfully performing the culture, and to start seeing yourself as an integral part, an equal author of the experience
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@mattcolville
If heden loves two things it's being the stubbornest man alive and losing arguments
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Trying not to be bitter about my postgrad coursemates all having high paying jobs and me being unemployed even though I was teaching them parts of the course at times... succeeding because I have made my peace with being an unemployable autistic transsexual
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