Hassan Schroeder ☸ he/him
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Doing interesting things in spite of it all. { work: Elixir/Phoenix, Ruby/Rails, Ops } The bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began.
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@JUNIUS_64
Looks more like “wading in the toxic waste stream in the swamp” chic to me
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@nire_ffen
@sarahsmithva
@RVAwonk
@realDonaldTrump
Where? Survey says: the Mason-Dixon Line, of course!
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@Jillian81826945
@SeanaLyn
Yeah, they're warning her that her deck is going to be covered in bird poop.
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@mochamomma
Exactly, it's defining an asymmetrical power relationship -- the grateful supplicant role -- rather than equals discussing a cooperative, mutually beneficial working arrangement
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@politico
@ludacristiano
but does a clutch of eggs in a nest in a swamp somewhere qualify as a "family"? Oh, you wacky Republicans...
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@nrrrdcore
My first wife was told by a Kaiser ER doctor she was having a “painful period complicated by hysteria” - went to SF General where they determined it was an ectopic pregnancy, so yeah
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@hacks4pancakes
Yeah, that whole “dress for the job you want” thing gets a lot of lip service but walk into the office in a neoprene wetsuit and swim fins and it’s all “oh no not like that”
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@isisAnchalee
Buying a plane ticket versus building your own plane - both excellent choices 😀
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Most conference talk videos put me to sleep in a couple of minutes --
@sasajuric
talking about the BEAM had my attention from start to finish
#elixirlang
#erlang
#beam
#recommended
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@JohnRMoffitt
@BrianBrachiopod
@anartdecodiva
@Drstevenhobbs
@nazani14
@RULO9871
@AngharadBond
@RachelOsiris
@derosajoe51
@TwiHusband
@MiggiNiad
Does "wouldn't eat" mean you'd refuse it under any circumstances, or just wouldn't choose it given an alternative?
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@atomicthumbs
I would put them both in the back yard, get my wife and dog into the truck and drive away. A long way away.
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@Freeyourmindkid
Better than the time my first wife and I were invited to our landlord's church service (in Georgia, when I was in the Army) and it turned out to be a speaking-in-tongues OMGWTF deal and we just wanted to get out alive...
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House too quiet? Don't know where your dogs are hiding? Open a bag of beef jerky and count to 3...
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Sad day in the Erlang/Elixir community mourning the loss of Joe Armstrong - meeting him at CodeBeamSF 2018 was such a treat - smart, funny, welcoming
#RememberingJoe
@joeerl
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@genericlogin
@DKThomp
Nah, WFH doesn't necessarily mean "home"; I know people who relish working remotely from coffee shops, coworking spaces, libraries -- lots of possibilities.
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@RichArschmann
@apiary
@pierre_rochard
LOL have you ever heard the phrase “life-long learning”? People over 30 actually do add new skills pretty regularly 😀
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@Ben1Richter
@AndyRichter
A racist BY DEFINITION can't "love liberal values" so fuck 'em if they don't like being confronted by their own created reality
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@KevinWayneW
@Iron_Spike
I walked out of my father’s front door in Tucson one morning with two leashed West Highland Terriers to see a large bobcat strolling by. The Westies were grooving the pavement trying to drag me along to go chase the “kitty”.
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Super interesting talk at
#codeBEAM
by
@bellmar
on formal proofs and reasoning about complex systems
@elixirlang
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@gravislizard
Exactly this: sometimes "cognitive load shedding" is the only sane response to complexity in your life, because ADHD, age, stress, whatever
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@KellyLux
@goldietaylor
hah - I was one of the people sitting in the rear seats w/cigarette & lighter out waiting for takeoff - good times
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@maybekatz
Wait - there are people who *don't* follow
@blogdiva
? One of the strongest most original voices on Twitter? C'mon now... 😀
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@matthewschmitz
@DouthatNYT
I'm perfectly happy to see the destruction of a "culture" (sic) devoted to indiscriminately killing living beings.
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A great start to the day reading this: "... our belief that language is a load-bearing component in design" thanks to (h/t
@janeruffino
)
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@Texas_Dexter
@TheRiverWanders
Having terriers, we refer to "Things That Roll" as a food group
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#codeBEAMv
excellent thoughtful keynote talk by
@HeyChelseaTroy
- worth the price of admission, should be required viewing for new developers
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@doppioslash
@sehurlburt
You left off "posting silly gifs to the company 'random' slack channel"
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#codeBEAMv
and another awesome thought-provoking talk, "Rethinking infrastructure with Elixir” by Amy Null.
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@markusoff
@ddale8
because he doesn't care about the dead - they can't thank him, or vote, or buy his crap
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@zachfeldman
@rollbar
Ah, sorry, my bad assuming you're using a proxy server. On Heroku you could try a Rack middleware approach.
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@devonzuegel
I'm utterly appalled by the number of "nothing" responses. They probably stiff the waitstaff in bars and restaurants, too.
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@LinuxandYarn
@Transition
@CodeNewbies
@peaksog
@ericalehotzky
@BxBytesSteph
@MLHacks
@codeforamerica
Absolutely a great way to build your skills _and_ contribute to your community
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Even a relatively unproductive day feels good if it results in more (and better) tests and some refactoring :-)
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@blogdiva
@jfkeeler
@zhinxy
@terrinamajnoona
bumper sticker on van with NM plates: New Mexico - Not Really New, Not Really Mexico
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@victoriaamccann
I'm not sure I feel like "a random Hassan", but that might be a good band name
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@isaach
Grocery checker insisted on seeing my ID, looked at the pre-1950 DOB and started raving about "seeing all the great bands" and "I wish *I'd* gotten to go to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert" (narrator: he never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd) and now I need a fake ID
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@candy_durant_
@chezpim
Don't most of these services show a near-real-time map of your food deliverer's vehicle en route? That would give you some idea of the source (unless that's being faked as well!).
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muscle memory at work :-)
You know it’s ‘one of those mornings’ when you start to use your Pin# to start the microwave
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Bay Area peeps: last night's performance of the
@ACTSanFrancisco
"A Thousand Splendid Suns" at the Geary was riveting. Go get your tickets!
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@emmabrillhart
Meaningfully named modules/classes/functions/methods/variables makes a huge difference in any language; after that adherence to the Single Responsibility Principle. Typespecs if supported 😀
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@deflatormouse7
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@HassanBokhari
That makes two of us thinking that...
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@alyssaharad
And please 1) NOT a PDF menu and 2) NOT 6-pt light-gray-on-white serif font - thanks!
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Mac users: have u ever found a network in “preferred networks” list which that computer has never been near but another of your Macs has?
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@baddestmamajama
That's awesome. Here in San Jose I would have been betting on raccoons (or maybe 'possums) -- have only ever seen tiny alligator lizards in our yard.
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Just ordered my ticket for in-person Code Beam SF in Mountain View in November. C’mon people let’s get this pandemic under control 😀
@elixirlang
#Erlang
#LFE
@CodeBEAMio
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@fsmontenegro
I'm not very good at learning in the abstract so I try to apply a new tool/technique/language that I'm interested in towards solving an actual current need I have e.g. "oh, this might be a good use case for a graph database, let's try it"
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Mad props to everyone involved in the
#codeBEAMv
virtual conference: inspiring talks, useful Q&A sessions and great community-centered “hallway” events.
@codeBEAMio
@elixirlang
#erlang
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@jackdomleo7
Wouldn't it be more accurate to say "the user wants to reach their goal without being forced to do unnecessary shit the developer was too lazy to eliminate?"
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@laurahelmuth
@docfreeride
@USFWS
@AMcGlashen
@audubonsociety
So would “hunting themes” include people hunting people who pointlessly kill birds? Or, I dunno, giant raptors with chainguns strapped under each wing? I would totally buy a bunch of those!
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@shinyhealthy
@nedwin
If it’s a mostly ecommerce-oriented site,
@Shopify
might be a good solution (no system admin necessary!)
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@SarahNEmerson
Foxtails are the Republicans of the weed family - glad it wasn't one (had to remove one from a dog's nose once)
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@Adron
@copyconstruct
LOL, seriously, "remote" doesn't mean a cave in the Himalaya -- I'm "remote" from my team, living in San Jose, enjoying the company of wife, dog, and so not feeling "isolated" 😀
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First time sitting out on the patio since my wife died. For a couple of minutes there were two hummingbirds in the yard, and then one shot up and vanished while the other stayed quite a while, left, and came back. That seems appropriate.
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@Datz4Foodies
@Mastrshok
@Gothalion
@Typhoontrav
@Luminosity48
@SwolyBible
@AmandaShowTTV
@deflatormouse7
@Professorbroman
@CharOnTwitch
@tripleWRECK
@DodgeGGz
@VisitTampaBay
@CityofTampa
@HassanBokhari
LOL - apology accepted, and I may add “The Wrongly Tagged” to my bio
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@terrinamajnoona
@blogdiva
@jfkeeler
What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? trilingual. 2? bilingual. 1? American
#oldjoke
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@Freeyourmindkid
Actually, I kinda remember that too but I was trying so hard to become invisible...
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Apparently this is the 14th anniversary of my joining Twitter - seems hard to believe. Two much-loved dogs and two cats gone to the Rainbow Bridge, my wife’s death last August from cancer, my own cancer diagnosis, all seems to have happened yesterday and an eternity ago. 🕛
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Sigh. Back from a short walk with Bodhi between rain showers; he came inside and ran around the house looking for Buster, three weeks gone to the Rainbow Bridge tomorrow.
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