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@bellmar

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Author of šŸ”„Kill It with FirešŸ”„Maintainer of safety critical systems, pondering anti-fragile AI, gleefully mediocre Formal Methods practitioner.

Joined January 2009
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@bellmar
Marianne
2 years
I'm going to be talking about Fault at @strangeloop_stl this year! šŸ™ƒ I'm going to struggle to live up to all the great languages that have debuted there šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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@bellmar
Marianne
3 months
RT @Old_Atarian: @elonmusk Recommended reading (and maybe advisor): "Kill it with fire", by Marianne Bellotti @bellmar
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@bellmar
Marianne
3 months
So much fun hanging out with rural broadband providers. They do such important work so it was an honor to be asked.
@NTCAconnect
NTCA-The Rural Broadband Association
3 months
The 2024 #CyberShare Summit is underway in Louisville, Ky. Yesterday kicked off with workshops & a visit to @SluggerMuseum. This morning, participants heard from @bellmar, software engineering expert & author, & participated in a friendly maker space competition.
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@bellmar
Marianne
8 months
@ladyhunterbear @SSBDupont Thank you! ā˜ŗļø
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@bellmar
Marianne
8 months
RT @CraftConf: šŸŽ™ļø Marianne Bellotti talks about ā€œMurder Boardsā€, which started at NASA as part of the engineering process. ā€œSometimes murdeā€¦
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@bellmar
Marianne
8 months
RT @quilaztlia: 'It's not about attacking people it's about attacking plans" -@bellmar @CraftConf #CraftConf #Craft2025ready https://t.ā€¦
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@bellmar
Marianne
9 months
Iā€™ll worry about AI when AI can pick up a shift on an on call rotation. Well actually ā€¦ I wonā€™t worry, Iā€™ll be on a šŸļø somewhere šŸ˜Ž But point is tech decisions only matter in the context of operations. If it canā€™t be maintained, it doesnā€™t matter how fast/cheap it was to build
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@bellmar
Marianne
9 months
RT @fnthawar: I can typically sort meeting information into three buckets: things that are true, things that are false, and things that areā€¦
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@bellmar
Marianne
10 months
Itā€™s amazing how often the answer to the question ā€œwhy didnā€™t you do it this wayā€ is ā€œbecause that technology did not exist at the timeā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
@VicVijayakumar
Vic šŸŒ®
10 months
At big companies you often run into old terrible code thatā€™s still not been fixed and curse the person that wrote them years ago. Iā€™ve done it plenty, I canā€™t help it. I was once the first engineer at a startup and was there for 14 years. So Iā€™ve been in meetings where a developer was cursing whoever wrote some piece of crap 10yr old code, and it was oftenā€¦me. Why didnā€™t you use the factory pattern, why didnā€™t you document store this instead of using mysql, etc. So sometimes I try extra hard to remember that smart well-intentioned people made the best decisions they could using the information they had at the time. The tradeoffs they made aren't always immediately obvious a decade later. But the fact that the project is still running 10 years later is a testament toā€¦something. Also- this is why you/we were hired; to fix the shit code instead of just complaining about it.
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@bellmar
Marianne
10 months
RT @VicVijayakumar: At big companies you often run into old terrible code thatā€™s still not been fixed and curse the person that wrote themā€¦
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@bellmar
Marianne
10 months
@HeavyPackets Seriously it took me 15 minutes to figure out ā€œcoffeeā€ wasnā€™t the name of some stupid tech thing but actual ā˜•ļøā˜•ļøā˜•ļø Now I donā€™t know whether Iā€™m worried or curiousā€¦.
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@bellmar
Marianne
11 months
My advice: take a job at any company thatā€™s 11 years old šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜
@jfhbrook
Josh Holbrook
11 months
Iā€™m really interested in a job that involves caring for a ten year old application nobody else wants to touch, because Iā€™m insane šŸ˜©
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@bellmar
Marianne
11 months
@HeavyPackets šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ That sounds so cool
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@bellmar
Marianne
11 months
@HeavyPackets Me, I would just like my notifications to be from people actually tweeting at me versus all the algorithmic bullshit
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@bellmar
Marianne
1 year
OH: LLMs are basically databases that suck.
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@bellmar
Marianne
1 year
I die a little when I get it wrong. I want you to feel welcome but Iā€™m human. I canā€™t keep track of all of this.
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