Come see my show in Montreal on February 27th Tix here:

Saying "Hmmmmmmmm" when my boss walks in so he knows I'm thinking about stuff

if you go viral on linkedIn you probably for sure get a job

RT @harriweinreb: Come see my show in Montreal on February 27th Tix here:

@internet_pal It looking like it'll be pretty similar stats on this one. Maybe 2-6% variance in the number of jokes

@nickzarzycki1 you texting me from the phone number 898882

RT @EmoPhilips: so it’s NOT my imagination

My friend and talented artist @biginsanehappy has launched a Kickstarter for his new comic book. It will be awesome.

RT @Feldfrog: I cheated on my driver’s test by just doing everything the car next to me did

@realjanecorkin thank you for coming future man

@genesimmons @Canada Of course gene

Tell me again how having an entire room dedicated to pissing and shitting is more practical than a diaper?

@realjanecorkin We'll start around 745. great question

RT @harriweinreb: So apparently drinking alcohol is illegal now. just got pulled over for it

@internet_pal There will be no prop comedy. However, this is an example of the type of humour I do.

(Entering an Uber) You drive

@internet_pal I'll add another show when this one sells out. I'm willing to add up to 10 million more shows. That should be enough for all of North America

Few tickets left

RT @harriweinreb: Come see my stand up show in Toronto. It will be like this tweet on steroids Tickets: https://t…