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Hello dudes and dudettes! I have some announcements:
1. I have taken down the Art Series posts that have my boobs. (As far back as it’ll let me) Don’t worry! They will be reposted censored and the uncensored versions will be on my Loyal Fans. Go subscribe to my Art Museum!
Alrighty, dudes and dudettes. I have some news. After a lot of thought, I’ve decided that I need to go on hiatus. It has nothing to do with the community, just my personal life. I need time to focus on my family. Unfortunately, my Dad isn’t doing well and the doctors don’t think
Another follower milestone in the bag! I’m so glad there’s so many of you watching me act a fool on Twitter and being paid for it 😎 Congratulate me with sends!
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Glad to be back on Twitter. I thought I lost my phone but it turns out I accidentally left it in the fridge. Now I’m fixing some holes in my attic where squirrels keep coming in. How’s everyone else’s morning going? 😂😂😂
Yoooo I just watched the first episode of “The Fall of the House of Usher” on Netflix and I’m HOOKED. I’m staying up all night to watch the rest. I don’t need sleep, I need answers
One of the horses is running next week. I asked my trainer friend to make sure to send me pics for you guys. He was like… “why do your followers want to see the horses?” Idk man. Y’all like 3 things. My titties, my goose and racehorses
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Gooooood morning Findom! When I went to the barn today, one of the horses had a mild fever. I suggested more cowbell as a solution. No one laughed. My comedic talents are wasted here 🙄
I have the update I know everyone has been on the edge of their seat for: After patching up the holes and putting some other stuff in my attic to deter the squirrels, my walls have been suspiciously quiet… like it couldn’t have been that easy right? 😅
Alrighty Findom, I’m bored AF. I wanna hear what your most embarrassing songs are. I’m talking the ones you only sing in the car alone. I’ll go first. It’s a tie between “Islands in the Stream” by Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton and “Half the Way” by Crystal Gayle. Feel free to laugh😂
I gotta hand it to some of these subs on Twitter. Some of you are brave enough to have a profile picture of your face… and you shouldn’t. We all make choices but THAT is a choice. 😂😂😂
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Because I know so many of you are bummed that you missed out on funding my trip last weekend, I’m being kind and giving you the opportunity to fund my next bestie trip 😎 We’re headed to NYC in December! Get to it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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My fake number that I give to weirdos trying to hit on me has been 867-5309 since 2010. Surprisingly, no one has caught me yet. Obv I’m glad, but also… really? No one? 😂
The rolly TV will be up until further notice 🙃 I’ve been having a really severe multiple day migraine. I’m going to take some time to heal. Then I’ll be back on my bullshit 😎 send to help me feel better!
A loser sent me a dick pic without my consent asked for a free rating. Rude. So instead of rating his dick, I roasted him for having a shitty tile backsplash and how ugly the couch he was sitting on was.
🎶 My milkshake brings all the subs to the yard, and they’re like “here’s my credit card.” Damn right, “here’s my paycheck.” I could own you, but I’d have to charge🎶
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I just hit 2,800 followers! I’m so thankful for the lovely people who watch me act a fool online. Subs, this is a chance to do something useful for once. Send away 😎
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Just some quick announcements:
1. I’m better than you
2. I’m slowly starting to come back to the land of the living. Yay me! This has been a ROUGH flu. 0/10 do not recommend
3. I’ve been super lazy about posting the Art Series to Loyal Fans, and I’ve been slowly catching up!
Maaaaaan I just threw out my back while mopping my floor 😅😅😅 To all the younger dommes out there, this is what life after 30 looks like. Time to pop some ibuprofen and call it a night. I want a four digit send to wake up to 😏
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So I had a blast at the webinar, and I’m kind enough to give you a wishlist of the Art I deserve to own and it’s on you. The curator of the Art Series deserves a baller art collection of her own. My estate sale is going to be LIT someday 😎
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Forever thinking about the guy who came into my DMs and asked me to make him cry after paying tribute. I told him that his Mom never loved him. He thanked me and deactivated his account. Then he came back and I told him that his Dad never loved him either. Hope he’s doing okay 👍🏻
Whelp, I’m signing off super early today. If you guessed I’m being hit with a migraine without my trusty Nurtec, you’d be right. I’ll be back tomorrow!Send to congratulate me for 2,600 and to get me through this migraine👏🏻And buy me this hat 😎
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Yesterday’s migraine was BAD. While I am feeling better, there’s still some lingering symptoms. I’m going to try to make content today but I’m not too optimistic about it. Tomorrow looks brighter! I love making content for you guys and the money that comes with it 😏 Stay tuned!
Found you a nice place to live after you give me all of your money. I’m too kind, it’s a double wide 😎 More space to be the trash that you are. Plus I can store a few of you losers in there. Efficiency 👏🏻
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The real ones remember my posts that came before the Art Series. I give you, attempts of me trying to copy what other content creators do. We all gotta start somewhere 😂 Enjoy 👏🏻
Guess who has two thumbs and a new job? Me, Bitch! 😎Still with horses obv, just a higher up position. Send to congratulate me! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Definitely would love a celebratory pizza
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Visiting my favorite hole in the wall Mexican restaurant in the downtown of my small town. When this is what the walls look like, you know it’s going to be legit 👏🏻🤌🏻
To the subs who are headed to rock bottom, can you pick me up a bottle of Ale 8 and a bag of Grippo’s? Thanks! Send it along with your credit card 😘
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Alrighty dudes and dudettes, I’m off early tonight. While I’m feeling better, I still need a little R&R before new Art Series content will be made and posted. To the beautiful dommes, thank you for patience and support while I’ve been ill. To the subbies, keep sending 👏🏻
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My utilities bill just came in the mail. $180. Thanks Southern high temperatures. Good thing I’m not paying for it. Which lucky simp is going to beg for the opportunity to send for it? 😏
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Also, a bad migraine would be a great thing to send for. I deserve your money anyway, Franz. But I’m nice enough to lay out an opportunity for you specifically. Don’t be a disappointment 👏🏻
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Alrighty everyone, I have good news and bad. The good news is that I’m still hot and funny, and Reagan is still dead. The bad news is that it’s another migraine day. Womp Womp. Send for food and migraine supplies. I’m serious Franz. Just send already 🙄 I’ll be back tomorrow!
I just found out that some people pour milk first and then add cereal… I’m speechless. That’s fucking bananas. You better send me $50 if you’re included in that group. You don’t deserve it.
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I’m about to hop on zoom for a live event with my favorite antique gallery! It’s all about their museum worthy pieces they currently have for sale. Send me you credit card number so I can buy something😎There’s a Picasso painting and a Degas statue that I’ve been eyeing
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Y’all, I’ve been on NSFW Twitter too long. One of my vanilla Facebook friends posted about her “SW” friends. I was confused until I remembered she’s a social worker. Oof size extra large 😅
Fuuuuuuuck yeah! I just found out that my favorite tenor will be playing Calaf in Turandot at the Met in April! Congrats subbies, it’s on your dime 😎 Get to sending!
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Here me out, because I think this would be hilarious. If a sub buys me the necessary props, I will do a Phantom of the Opera Art Series photoshoot. As the phantom, complete with mask and all. One of my cats will be Christine. Spread the word and send if you agree 😂
So for some reason one of my favorite album covers got a lot of attention. As a fun test. Let’s see how this one does. Send if you love it too.
It’s giving, “Felt cute, might boot scoot boogie later” 😂
Goooooooood morning Findom! It’s a beautiful day! Not as beautiful as me of course 😎 let’s celebrate my existence and this lovely Tuesday with coffee and ice cream sends!
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White people have no culture? Explain the pick up truck that just drove by my house blasting Sweet Caroline. The people in the truck were having a full on sing a long. Love that for them 👏🏻
Guten Morgen and Bon Matin, dudes and dudettes! Another beautiful day to be serving yours truly 😎 let’s get those ice cream and coffee sends going 👏🏻
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