imagine you're a trainee trying to take a shit and you just hear g group kill this love on the ipad blasting through the stalls on loop because a certain someone has a zhang hao addiction
bro im jealous as hell wdym u find ur soulmate on a reality show and then u debut together in a record-breaking idol group and ur both hot as hell and talented 😭😭😭 this is already the stuff of fantasies like not even ao3 or wattpad can improve on this love story
what would you say if you met the other 10 years in the future?
hanbin: wow we’re so old /j
hao: do you regret not treating me better?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR ANSWERS I CANT/&/&9:@:
op just uploaded the vid and clarified that in the second question for ‘what action from a lover would move him the most’, 🐹 says
“cute point, very strong but…”
*pretends to struggle to open a water bottle*
📸 ?
🐹: i really liked studying and found it interesting, but i wasn't necessarily good at it. my favorite classes were korean language, gym, and music. least favorite classes? math? i was really bad at math. i gave up on math. i stopped after the pythagorean theorem
fan: tell me something about you that i don't know!
zh: something you don't know? hanbin and i are closer/more intimate to each other than what you guys imagine
fan: i already know that!
zh: you don't!
1. what action by a lover moves u the most?
🎻: being hugged
2. he thinks his kr isn’t good enough to show his full abilities so he’ll work hard to improve
3. why did u say “i go well with shb”? what’s an example?
🎻: there’s too many, i have to think. i’ll tell you next week
why is hao crazy like i know we’ve said that he wouldn’t let his hypothetical sister have hanbin bc he’s already his and that he perfectly complements hanbin’s high body temp BUT HE DOESNT HAVE TO CONFIRM ALL THAT I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING FUN WITH DELUSIONS BUT HE MADE IT REAL
1. when u meet someone u like are u passive or active?
🐹: “i go straight” (eng)
2. what action from a lover would move you the most?
🐹: *gestures opening a capped bottle*
3. as teammates do u like hao more than he expected (❌) or does hao like u more than u expected (✅)
@haobvn
the staff looking through the search history like
zhang hao kill this love fancam
zhang hao girlfriend
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zhang hao relationships
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haobin moments
mnet's editing is actually crazy like think about all the trainee interactions and friendships that were never given screentime 😭 you would've never guessed shimkongz had been roommates for basically 3 years
you guys were hyping this so much as a screenshot that i thought hao was tenderly handfeeding hanbin but no here i finally see the vid and the chip literally fell and he just turned around not giving a single fuck
op just uploaded the vid and clarified that in the second question for ‘what action from a lover would move him the most’, 🐹 says
“cute point, very strong but…”
*pretends to struggle to open a water bottle*
📸 ?
1. when u meet someone u like are u passive or active?
🐹: “i go straight” (eng)
2. what action from a lover would move you the most?
🐹: *gestures opening a capped bottle*
3. as teammates do u like hao more than he expected (❌) or does hao like u more than u expected (✅)
1. sky 하늘
2. ocean 바다
🐹: h a o 😁
when he's drunk, 🎻 is...
quiet
clingy (✅)
🐹 prefers?
aegyo from 🎻
aegyo to 🎻 (✅)
do you wish to love 🎻 more or to be loved by 🎻 more?
🐹 picked first option
theyre def not dating bc wk1 wouldnt let them calling each other "boyfriend" slide if that was the case but i do believe they're in a complicated friendship with homoerotic undertones and theyre at that point where theyre like hey when does our fake flirting become real flirting
i mean if bringgreen knew about neulbin i kinda feel like the people in question are also aware…and it trends on instiz all the time…but i did not actually need the confirmation that he knows neul…HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE SAID IN BBL THAT THE SKY IS PRETTY
🐹: (cont.) take a step back and “hyung, you choose first” and then hyung will ask me to choose instead
🐹: then we just keep (going back and forth like that) hehe
🔗:
wakeone not using haobin for marketing and to boost their popularity is so hilarious to me like they were def the most well-known duo pre-debut and separately have the largest subfandoms why would u not try to capitalize on that 😭
big fan of the fictional trope of meeting your soulmate on reality tv as rivals and then matching each other every step of the way to the top all while exploring fears and vulnerabilities together to become your best versions EXCEPT THATS NOT FUCKING FICTION ITS JUST HAOBIN
trying to not sound insane when i explain to non-haobinists why i think haobin have smthing going on but everyone is desensitized to kpop gayness bc of yaoi marketing LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTANDDDD this is different this time!! i realize thats what every duo fan says but TRUST 👺
i blame all the gf stans at the fansigns and fancalls for making them think we want y/n heterosexual fanservice content I JUST WANT TO SEE THEM ACT NORMALLY
i dare someone to convince me that haobin dont have something going on like i am willing to have an open mind but from everything i see i can only conclude that they 👨❤️👨🏳️🌈 idk i would like to hear a heterosexual explanation for their behavior if anyone can offer one
i cant tell if some of these ppl are stupid on purpose like why would u scroll down an rps acc and publicly qrt like “omg yall they’re shipping idols here this is freaky” 😭😭😭 bro what are YOU doing there??? awfully curious?? we would welcome u w open arms jsyk like hmu!
k4 fansign repo
Q. have there been any moments lately where u felt like u couldn’t not have 🐹 (with u)?
🎻: when it’s cold…because he…
🎻: winter is a bit chilly, and his body…
Q. so u like to cuddle with/hug him for warmth?
🎻: yeah yeah
i’m done with gay people! ENOUGH!
im so nosy i want to know more about the members lives pls stop buying albums to win and flirt with gay men…delulu fanservice is temporary but information is forever…
ik we’re all preparing for a drought but just wait until 3 months later when hao tells us out of nowhere smthing like omg hanbin’s mom was so nice to me and made such good food during chuseok
an important msg i would like to share from an anonymous observer:
"if i wanted to say something truly crazy. i would say that when i first watched this when hao crawled across the bed and learned towards bin i thought he was going for a kiss."
🖕
@wakeone_offcl
:
- no cover stages
- barely any group promotions
- few tiktok challenges
- tedious bts vids until this month
- lack of livestreams and oversupervised
- not utilizing popular chemi duos
- no promotion for the one solo
- no action against ssngs
tba
ricky is honest to god hao’s best homie for putting up with the haobin shenanigans like this is just a few instances:
en garde waiting room, visualz 4cut, kcon jp hotel room, trying to stop hanbin’s flirting exposure during kstar, the baby vids
if i said gyub admires riks ass in bed and manhandles him and yanks his hair until he gets a reciprocated love confession id be called “freak” but somehow he says it with photographic evidence and gets away with it wtf the double standards are insane im never supporting men again
don’t get the narrative twisted, i’ve def seen allins say they want actor hanbin just for him to kiss women. it’s not like these tweets are representative of all gf stans but i find it weird that some ppl want hanbin to go into acting JUST to look het like ???
okay now see everyone was just saying that taerae wrote a love song about matthew but now that he actually came out and basically said it’s a LOVE song what are we supposed to do with this information