♦️ neulbin
♦️ 5.4k words, complete, rated M
♦️ racing AU, not rivals or lovers but a secret third thing
your teammate in f1 is your biggest rival. (neul & bin are a great team until they aren't)
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💬: other groups u want to get close w?
🐶: i'm ok with just zbI, i'm satisfied with just my friends from my neighborhood and zbI. rather than shallow relationships, i try to stack up attention and effort, so it's hard to find ppl my heart fits well with. this is my everything
so you're telling me that bin redrew his tattoo on the album, except that he replaced the star on the moon with a dandelion (which is what he said neul was like)
neul really is his moon, sun, and stars
🎻 the distance between you and i, how much did it shrink / my feed and story that i hid in your heart
☘️in the like i and i and i that spills over / one of those is mine, oh my oh my only you don’t know
this haobin part is CRAZY…
[after licky did a 'sexy pose']
🎻: okay, then bin can't lose either!
🐹: oh, me too...?
🎻: do you want to do something sexy or something cute
🐹: ah... i want to do something cool...
오늘도 빈늘은 염병커플의 길을 걷습니다…
gyu & alcohol
💬: i like that you haven't drank alcohol
🐶: to be honest... if alcohol even LOOKED yummy, i would have drank it at least once.
but because it's just... the way it is, i don't like it. i don't like anything about it. i really haven't drank even once, i swear.
🐶: TMI for the day? i'm doing this live on rik's bed right now. why rik's bed? oh this is very... oh it's very comfortable. something about it is very good. i can find inner peace.
💬: do you love rik?
🐶: who's rik again?
💬: you're rikphobic
🐶: yes i am
bin redrawing his tattoo with a dandelion on it and neul drawing bin’s moon on his face with his mole as the little star… when love merges you into one bigger more beautiful thing
🎻 said he's a lightweight, that he gets drunk even with a little kaoliang wine but that it's really good with lamb skewers, and that the half sleeve up, half sleeve down habit is because of violin and also because it's more comfortable when he dances!
🦋: everyone, zero cola is delicious, but you shouldn't eat too much, it's not good for you. i was gifted enough zero cola to last 2 years, or a year...there's like 15-16 of them?
🐹: 2 year's worth? do you mean 2 days worth?
🦋: 2 days... no... no, that's not it...
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💬: i still haven't become a fan of rik
🐶: ...
🐶: watch a fancam or one of those 'become a rik stan' videos. he's really a unique/unrivaled character
🐶: (imitating rik) then rik will monitor this and send me a text through kakaotalk AGAIN...
from 🫧: gyub wore rick’s shirt today 😭
🐶: today i wore rick’s striped shirt, a jean jacket, black jeans, and a coat with blue shoes i chose w bin hyung. my clothes were a bit cool today even if i’m the one looking at them
former skating star bin finds himself burnt out and empty after an abrupt injury that leaves him forgotten by the nation.
rookie, rising star, and avid former fan neul, has an impossible suggestion for bin's return:
pair skating.
specifically, same-sex pair skating—with him.
THE GREAT 🎻& 🐹 TIMELINE PROJECT...
so i made a binneulbin timeline covering significant interactions from boys planet all the way until today!
take all of this with a grain of salt, this is only everything i can remember & it's all just for fun!
🔗:
🐹: i really liked studying and found it interesting, but i wasn't necessarily good at it. my favorite classes were korean language, gym, and music. least favorite classes? math? i was really bad at math. i gave up on math. i stopped after the pythagorean theorem
when 🧸 asked bin “tell us anout your first love) (common question students ask teachers to distract the class lolll) only hao wasn’t smiling while everyone else was
they're revealing how they have each other's contact names saved!
kgv said that rk and ktr have their names saved the most coldly...
apparently rk didn't have the members saved?
rk said that it's a habit. "i don't save anyone in my phone, i just memorize it."
bin is really a menace with his soulmate agenda ...
"playing a game and hao picked 1, bin picked two, so jiwoong asked 'how did you even pick it like that' and bin said "it must be fate~"
the sheltered heir of shanghai's largest crime family is arranged to be married to the seoul syndicate; a symbol of peace between the factions. syndicate heir gyub seems charming enough, but there's a certain violence to him—he's as loyal as a dog, but he bites like one, too.
thinking about how neul is getting more and more possessive by the day while bin has always been like that... couples really do turn more and more alike as they learn to speak each other's love languages more fluently
this is really so interesting to hear because gyubi is so social that you'd think he'd want many more friends, but he cares so much about maintaining the relationships he already has... ah his old friendships are so important to him i love him so much
gyub 🫧 live:
gyub said that in the past, he fell asleep on rick's bed after they fought 😭 but then rick came home, and he said it was super awkward bc it was like a cold war
"rick cam eout from the shower, and i ran away bc i was the one in the wrong" 😭
"rick is cute"
anti rpsers that post screenshots of completely censored tweets always make me laugh like what were you doing searching up "BINNEULBIN ASSBLASTING" on twitter dot com
binneulbin being playful onstage today 😭
"usually neul tries to hit bin's butt ??? a lot during stages multiple times but failed because they were too far away, but today he succeeded because the stage was small LOL then they became giggly"
the kill order
🎱 binneulbin
🎱 7.2k words, incomplete, rated m
🎱 gang au, arranged marriage, enemies to lovers
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the first chapter of my bnb mafia au is out!!!
thinking about how gyub's fav baskin robbin's flavor is "strawberry that fell in love," a combination of chocolate and strawberry (which he associates so strongly with rik)... he talked about it again on his livestream today
gyub: gyuvin1sts are so special to me, you're the ones who made me debut. we all have our own fandoms, right? i wanted our fandoms to become one, but i also appreciate you all so much. since the fans and the artists are one, i hope the fans can become one too
a cute little behind the scenes that rik gave us:
apparently gyubrik were yelling and being loud on purpose during maet's livestream 😭 he looked so giggly and proud while he said that too
this + neul saying "when you date someone who speaks the language you learn it faster"
the miracle of love turned bin into someone who got 8 points on a hanja test to a level 2 chinese speaker
🐹: i once got 8 points on a hanja test even though i solved all the other problems in the curriculum in middle school... 😭
🐹: but it doesn't matter because i'm really better at chinese now! i was level 1 during boys planet, but now i'm level 2! so i'm satisfied
"when bin wrapped his arm around neul's waist as they went down the stairs, the fans screamed, so neul went "what'd you do?" and bin said "a cheek heart... heh" and got embarrassed and neul laughed."
this is like if pretty student council president bin & handsome valedictorian neul were forced into being the leads for their school festival... but they're academic rivals with a grudge that goes way back
figure skating au where all it takes for retired skater bin to come to the ice is one moment of laying his eyes on rising star skater neul
despite an injury and leagues of trauma from a horrible coach, there's something enigmatic about the rookie that compels bin to begin again
commentary live/oze live/leader announcement is definitely the time period bin and neul fought. you can see they react very little to each other and when matt mentions neul & bin's relationship they almost kind of freeze? the silence is so 😭
new update on the numbers song!
"they sang the numbers song while looking at each other, but >> "i love you / don't look at other people and just look at me / i like you / show me your smile towards me every day << neul sang that part while looking at bin"
Q: what is love to gyub 🐶
i want to show them off to people
VS
only i can look at them ✅
i can forgive them for anything
VS
if they make me even a little sad then i get strongly upset at them ✅
imagine a yandere bin soulmate AU:
your soul mark comes in when you're 21.
neul & bin spend years orbiting around each other sure that they're soulmates, bin refusing to make a move until their soulmarks show up because he's a traditionalist, a romantic.
the way they were like “omg we have soooo many differences 🥺” and the difference they tell us is some inconsequential bs only an old married couple would know
for this one it's not a hateful tone, these were his friends! he was just talking about how people would kind of tease him for how much he loved dancing, he would dance even while just laying still or sleeping in class
🐹: are you guys curious about anything from my high school life? i danced a lot and was super active, but the kids would all be like "hey stop moving your hands so much, it's almost gross! you only know how to dance!"
💬: it's cool have you have passion for everything
🐹: i give up totally on things that i don't like and devote myself entirely to things i like, life's more fun that way!
"gyub: i wrote "he knows that he's cool" because licky is cool, but the fact that he knows that he's coolㅋㅋㅋ it's cute in my eyes (something to that effect)"
maybe i passed out . MAYBE I DIED
🐹: i once got 8 points on a hanja test even though i solved all the other problems in the curriculum in middle school... 😭
🐹: but it doesn't matter because i'm really better at chinese now! i was level 1 during boys planet, but now i'm level 2! so i'm satisfied
neul & bin came onto stage together! they were the first ones out of the waiting zone, and they patted each other's backs and turned around while smiling as they went up!! even when they went on stage, they were stuck together...
230713 뉴키즈 엠카 사녹
오늘 첫무대 올라가기전에 늘빈 둘이 먼저 대기존에서 나왔는데 둘이 등 톡톡치고 뒤돌고 웃으면서 같이 올라감!! 무대 올라가서도 둘이 꼭붙어서 햄냥미소발사해주고 너무너무 귀여웠어... 햄빊니가 스탠딩 한발짝만 뒤로 가달라고 ㅋㅋㅋ 성량짱커서 뒷줄에서도 다들림
"ah and the two of them are fucking cutely bustling around, so the tension between them is really... just like a couple. neul freaking likes bin a lot, and bin freaking likes neul too. neul's attention is always all given to bin, and bin's affection is all given to neul. whew"
so. the allegaytions is finally complete.
i can't believe it's finally over 😭 but here it is, complete with two spicy scenes that bumped the rating up to E officially. thank you to anyone who's ever dropped a kudos or comment or even read this beast
"when neul took the confetti out of bin's hair, the people in the crowd started screaming
neul & bin looked at each other and went huh? and laughed with that kind of vibe"
🐶: hearing that tho i kinda didn't feel good because he looked happy when i said that... anyway i don't have another friend like rik, it really makes me happy when he's unhappy. i really can't be without rik
"the two of their physical bodies' sizes are the freaking same, fuck i understand why they gaslight us into thinking they're twins... the different part is that neul's hips are fucking narrow and also, there's bin's chest"
1. gyub saying it would be great if fans could always love him but asking us not to feel guilty if we got tired and had to look away from him, because he doesn't want to burden us with expectations and talking about how he understands that feeling
NEUL USING BIN'S DIALECT IN KOREAN...
so when neul started arm-wrestling, he said "dongshim" instead of "shijak!" apparently saying "dongshim" during arm wrestling contests is only widely used in chungcheongdo and not other regions of korea
“when i first became leader, i was very confused but thank you genuinely for helping me quietly. the fact that you become my strength even just by being by me…”
🎻: it’s not 🐹, there’s no “:)” smiley face!
#wip
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mafia AU: seoul syndicate heir bin puts himself on the line to save his sister from a rushed arranged marriage with chinese triad heir neul... but for his father to agree to the deal, bin has to assassinate the heir while he's there
in this clip gyub also talks a bit about how didn't know cocktails were alcoholic 😭 puppy
so he doesn't drink for moral reasons (he talked about the way minors who drink often behave before) but also because it just doesn't taste good so cute
so i was messing around trying to figure out what i wanted to do with my ship prompts and came up with... this...
FEEL FREE TO WRITE ANYTHING WITH THESE!
fair warning: there are a few smut prompts
“the biggest reason you became ‘half of each other’s soul?”
“what’s the percentage of how much you trust each other?”
“name 1 charming point about the other’s body”
haobinists take cover…