I am not a house wife, I am a house cat

Literally how I feel going anywhere in a BIG COAT

My son loves Olive Garden salads, drinking water, and coffee. Is he a mini me??

@BenOsick @socialaskan @pbrilee I mean can he make me vampire??

@BenOsick @pbrilee Don’t think he’s been hitting the gym like she has…

Influenced by Mechanical Animals?

@BenOsick @pbrilee Oh, it certainly is!

@ATRightMovies Surely I’m not the only one…

@pbrilee @BenOsick I have a bunch of pics saved in my hidden folder now so I have reference when I need them 😂

Telling all my friends to watch @NightbitchMovie on Hulu. It gets kinda out there, but it was made for moms like me! I guess I’ve basically been becoming an Amy Adams fan for a while now even though I wasn’t trying to be

Always thankful to have a husband who is a good father. I never just wanted kids, I wanted a family

@BenOsick @pbrilee When it’s time to get the girls touched up down the road… Bianca’s are next level AMAZING. 😂😻 Not saying ours aren’t already though 😌

Having a dog is fun until you accidentally summon them by stepping on a squeaky toy

How many packs of @Buldak_Global carbonara noodles can one pregnant girl eat in a week??

When someone tells you they go back and look at the cards you gave them it’s one of the biggest compliments

Bob Mackie’s dresses for Cher were so ahead of their time. Simply amazing! (And yes, I’m a BIG Cher girl)

How many grammatical mistakes I make on here not drinking is concerning. But nope not paying Mr. Elon

Here’s the deal with being a mom. You still gotta prioritize yourself too. @pbrilee understands

Or just have a child