BuckeyeMamma
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If you think a $1200 stimulus check will change your life, imagine what getting job would do 🤷♀️
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Sure, there is a spike in Corona cases because there is a spike in testing
If we gave more IQ test there would be a spike in morons, too
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Alabama is not playing dirty, the announcers or refs don't suck. We are getting our asses handed to us. Deal with it and stop crying about it
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Corona is getting out of hand. I just saw a prostitute with a sign that said "no mask, no ass"
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What's next santa can't say ho ho ho because it's offensive to your mom ? 😂🤦♀️
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Biden's won so many times in Michigan he's now legally required to change his name to Ohio State 🤷♀️
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Attention MEN: When your wife or girlfriend leaves the house and you have to watch YOUR kids, it's not called babysitting, it's called raising your children. Grow up already
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I went to McDonald's and my bill was $3.76. I gave her $5.01
Her: here is your penny back, you don't need it.
Me: i want a quarter back instead of pennies
She looked at it again...the wheels were turning
Her: "here just take it back, you gave me too much"
I CAN'T 🙄🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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I'd be happy if a man would make the effort, no matter how much money it cost
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Some of you need to get a life and a sense of humor. I love my daughter. When I say my daughter is for sale or ask who wants a child, I am kidding and I can't believe I have to explain that. Social services, gtfo here keyboard warriors.
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To the lady with all the screaming kids in Walmart wondering how the box of condoms got into your cart, you're welcome.....
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Imagine living in a world where we are offended by Baby Its Cold Outside but not WAP
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I usually dont do political, however, you people who think your school loan debt should be forgiven are bat shit crazy. Why should someone pay for YOUR decision. You knew how much it was gonna be when you signed up. I paid mine off working 2 sometimes 3 jobs.
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Haha I can't. "Karen" at work is devested she caught her husband jerking off, again. I'd jerk off if I were him too
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Jesus doesn't need to take the wheel, he needs to pull over and whoop some of ya'll asses
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In honor of
@gabbgoudy
being so "fat" and eating super sized McDonald's 4 times a week, i got a
#2
super sized in hopes to be as pretty as her. Double quarter pounder...so good....im such a fatty 🤷♀️
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Hahaha Steeler fans already kicked out before the game started at Buffalo Wild Wings. See ya idiots 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"Karen" at work update: I overheard her telling another employee "I think she (me) may be a slut bucket sometimes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I actually find that term funny. I'll be using it
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What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?
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Don't delete me.........
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What an exciting morning. My child was playing bball with some kids in the street. Karen called police on them. I got into with Karen, told her to get laid. Police ended up shooting hoops with them 🤣 my child to officer "my mom has a bad mouth" THE END 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck off Karen..
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I'm just being honest with myself, if I had an Only Fans account it would just be me eating pizza and tacos ... 🤦♀️🤷♀️
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Took girl child to the gym this morning then promptly went to Culver's after 🤦♀️😂 She asked "shouldn't we be eating salad or something healthy after working out?" Shut up kid, you're grounded 😂😂😂
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Am I the only one that when they pump gas it has to be on the even dollar?
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this is the 2nd time this has happened to my kid. After telling her friend we had Little Caesars the friend replied "my dad says that is poor people pizza" what? I never knew. I like it, it's not the best not the worst. That crazy bread though lol who teaches their kids this? Wtf
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Im laughing way to hard. Put yourselves in a corner people 🤣🤣🤣
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I have a sick child at home. She is asking to see some doggies. Drop your dog pics along with their name 👇👇👇👇
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I was in the grocery store. 4 to 5 kids, high school-ish had this conversation..
"What is supposed to open back up again this week?"
Response "your mom's bedroom"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️
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For Valentines Day I am going to get myself a gift card to Texas Roadhouse and take myself out 🙋♀️🤷♀️
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Dear single mom in Kroger today that was $16.42 short of cash on paying your bill. I was prepared to give you the money until you chose to put away the necessity foods away instead of the alcohol and wine in your cart then complain you didn't have enough. Priorities girl....
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I mentioned I was watching the game tomorrow to a friend and my child immediately asked if I'd like to just go ahead and pay the swear jar now.. . Uhh... 🙄😇😂😂😂
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Did James Franklin really say his team was coming to the Big House this Saturday?
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Someone just yelled out "Freddie is still a fat incompetent c**t" here and just got escorted out 🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳
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It's a good day until I get a call from the girl child's school "your daughter said 'I don't give a flying f**k' today" 🙄🙄🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😳😳
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Prayers needed for my mini me. Fell off her bike and currently waiting in hospital for results. The worst feeling for a parent is seeing your child in pain and can do nothing about it 😥😥
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The left is praising Cardi B last night but I dont dare read Dr Suess to my child or let her watch Pepe La Pew....
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I need to stop saying "I can bounce a quarter off my ass" in front of my child. She said it at school. Mother of the Year Award revoked again. 🙄
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I dont apologize for my profile pic. Im flirty, so what. Im not naked or anything. I used to be overweight and worked hard to get where i am. Mind your own business
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This younger generation makes me sick. My friend is married. She complains about being poor, thinks her school loans should be forgiven (yes one of "those") complains about day care $ n filing for bankruptcy. following that rant she announced she just booked a cruise 🤦♀️🤦♀️I can't
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I received my 2nd marriage proposal in my inbox this weekend. Who says Twitter isn't romantic? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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I think I set the record for the shortest date ever last night. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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It's that time of year again where people think you have to attend a school to be a fan of said school. Wtf, stfu already.
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$15 minimum wage? Gtfo... if that's the case ill be needing a $9 raise myself. Biden you imbecile
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Just remember kids, no matter who wins, the ice cream machine at McDonald's will still be broken 🤷♀️🤷♀️
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Girl, just put your Venmo shit up and get it over with. Stop buying hideous tattoos and buy tires already.
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Let's be honest, I dont know the last time the Browns made me wanna orgasm around Christmas time.
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Can't remember the last time an ohio state Michigan basketball game meant something. Also, most Michigan fans can't remember the last time the football game really mattered 🤦♀️🤦♀️sorry couldn't resist.... love you all..
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Congrats Ohio, your Governor is letting you stay up past 11pm. Hoooray
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My daughters friend thanked me for letting her stay over and said she'd rather be at my house than her own. It's sad but comes to show its how your raise and treat people. She lives in a million dollar plus home and I have a 975 Sq foot home. Be kind to people
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Omg, a school calls just to say my child said "jerk" and I'm here thinking to myself 1. I'm glad that's ALL she said and 2. You should hear the other thing she sa...never mind... 🙄
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I think fireworks must of been buy 1, get 100 free this year
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Sorry Michigan followers, this is too funny not to post. Love you
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Someone explain to me why prisoners are getting $1400 stimulus money 😡😡
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Well, on the bright side, Oral Robert's has 1 more win against Ohio State than Jim Harbaugh does... 😂😂🤷♀️🤷♀️
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It still amazes me some of ya'll think your school loans should be forgiven. SMH.. ya'll fall into that miserable hag Pelosi bullshit.....
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I'm curious, if your child was let's say in high school and they expressed they did not want to get the covid vaccine, do you respect their wishes?
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Only my kid would count her candy, then realize she is missing several Reese's and Snickers the next day and IMMEDIATELY called me out and found the Reeses in the freezer 😳😳😳😂😂😂
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A string bikini is NOT appropriate at a family reunion. IMO
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So my daughter is grounded for life. When asked why she didn't cuddle with me last night "you just want me to cuddle because you don't have a boyfriend" omg...smart ass... 😳😳
Sadly...she's not wrong lol
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Most romantic phone conversation ever. Coworker to his wife "so 8pm is bang o clock?" 😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣 I almost fell off my chair laughing
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I'm going to Texas Roadhouse after work. I'm gonna walk in and they will ask where I've been and they miss me 😂😂
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The same parent that told my kid Little Caesars is "poor people pizza" is now telling his girl my house isn't big enough to have fun with my daughter. Is this how kids are being raised? I'm happy with my 950ft Sq house lol low maintenance!! Anyway, they have plenty fun!!
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Once again ladies, you are trash if you have your PayPal or Venmo information on your bio.
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Does Kevin Stefanski get a pass if we don't do well this year? I think he should. I mean, I'll have a one on one with him to discuss things 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
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I wish my bank account would fill up as fast as my laundry basket. WTF happened 😂
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Karen at work is complaining, again, her husband did the dishes while she wasn't home and left 2 out because he didn't know where they went. I'd be thrilled if I came home to that. That poor man.
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Ahhh yes....there it is. I love DM's that start out "im going to fuck you silly" ..and they say romance is dead ...
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More hate from the "tolerate " left wishing death on someone. Shameful
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I couldn't love my daughter more when she asked last night "can we go to Culver's tomorrow for lunch" 😍😍😍 she doesn't have to twist her fatty mom's arm to do that 😂😂
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I cant be the only one who still laughs at Forhorn Leghorn, right?
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Ok...so why doesn't Bobby Brown buy a used car? Cos he is always looking for the New Edition.
I'll show myself the door... 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Score another one for your local Mother of the Year Award, I was told by the neighbor that the word Dickweed came out of the girl childs mouth 🙄🤦♀️🤦♀️
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I got this in my DM yesterday and he said "I'd hold your hair too sexy"
They say romance is dead.....
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