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@handsomedagger

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thriving under the influence, mad cat, noided wrestling, he/himbo

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everybody's equal, just don't measure it
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@PitViperShades i knew a vato named Pit Viper back in 06 that walked off getting stabbed like 7 times in the stomach one night in this big fight behind a diner in tucson and y’all is worthy of the name no doubt
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@woketopus so elon fights uwe boll instead?
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@LammaticHama im in louisville, where things got very heavy with breonna protests including tanks and national guard killing multiple people. when I bring this up to people outside of town, they all but say ‘no way, when?!’
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@MatthewFerrari 1 in 6 toddlers think broccoli is icky
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@kafkaguy hey now, they falsify witnesses and dig backdoors for federal hogs and their cia-linked terror buddies too now lest we forget
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@SimuLiu @momofuku chef here, bullying other chefs and restaurants is dave's whole gimmick, and every back of house hates him for it. you have the support of the nation's back of house!
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@FDsignifier I want a Booker T video
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@ChiefTeef8 @herosnvrdie69 @CPTMoorgan in a fight for liberation, it's important to follow the rules of your oppressor - randy teef 8
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@hilaryagro @Chinchillazllla I have long covid and have parosmia as a side effect. I use my palette for work and can confirm some things really have seen no improvement. Onions went from my favorite to foul, and that hasn't changed. I've been experimenting with psilocybin treatments, so far garlic is better.
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thank you for your service 🫡 @drewparker341 #GCWHoly
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@eddyburback @Quackity The evidence against you is convincing Eddy.
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@birdbrainmd3 one of these things is not like the other
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i don’t think you can take a bad photo of @SawyerWreck , well i can’t anyway. from #GCWHomecoming
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@FDsignifier dude makes really intense watch commercials basically
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rina rules #GCWHoly
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meat tenderizer #GCWCollective
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@PhillyD phil did you forget to make reservations, this feels like an alibi
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praise the high mother #GCWCollective
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@Tony_Deppen @DailyLoud remember that the authors of this bill consider gender affirming care to be sexual assault, connect the dots
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@ItsTomsCustoms wrestling matches have stories built in, it’s ‘i would like to win’. it feels like two decades of wwe has people preferring dumb soapy stories & shitty interference angles. just have the two fighters fight, it’s their job and fun to watch, not everything has to be YA fiction
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u did gr8 m8 @Shazza_McKenzie in the ⛓️ 🧵
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his face says it all @RefAdamGault #GCWvsNS2
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finisher fireworks #FSWVSGCW
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another great weekend at the fights, shout-out bret ‘the bulldog’ lauderdale, dump ‘not the colonel’ sanders and all of the @GCWrestling_ and @NewSouth_PW rosters, except @TheEmilJay , that tjp dvd was unforgivable
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@IANdrewTheGiant vince wanting to wrestle and his father saying no is the literal origin of his villain arc
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@itsvedatime i would happily pay more money for an adults only flight
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coors light destroyer, cooler than cowboy koolaid @ManceWarner #GCWRansom
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two decades of wwf only focusing on two or three people at the top of the roster has really rotted some people's brains oh no, every match will be very good, what a travesty
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I think AEW actually have too many top level wrestlers Fenix and Rush return tonight, Grizzled Young Veterans about to debut How do you juggle the deepest roster ever? #AEWCollision
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Bussy + Show Boat, call that ship the Love Boat @EFFYlives @AllieKATCH #GCWFightClub
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@PhillyD tucson is america's first UNESCO city of gastronomy and it's for mexican food, so, objectively it's arizona
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@IwriteOK i don’t disagree really, i was bummed after a decade raising his army that he had become a lumbering middle manager instead of like ra’s al ghul. he can son dark troopers in cqc in rebels, wtf happened
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@mattlieb @TheWapplehouse tbh the only way this would be better is if the shooter had also used a doohickey thingamajig
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soar-yer wreck y’all @SawyerWreck #GCWBehavior
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@ChudsOfTikTok @KyleKulinski ...why were you browsing a neo nazi telegram? sounds like a pretty big L way to spend your time
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@admiral_baby @ThoughtSlime "But I'm protected!" He will cry as he disappears into the void
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that’s why he’s the HOSS baby @the_hunterdrake #GCWLight
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@ABC2020 @GStephanopoulos @ABC @hulu He's putting on the water works for a guy who didn't have time to train with the gun and ask for unnecessary holster changes. We broke this story a week and a half ago here:
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@jamesstout signal isn't safe either btw
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feliz cumple @NewSouth_PW 🪅
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managed to restore a drive with shots from like five shows, gonna start posting all of that, for now, @CharlesMas0n I’m his element against @mashaslamovich for @HOGwrestling
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eventually, everything evolves into a 🦀 @SpeedballBailey @mashaslamovich #GCWBehavior
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this is why he took down the top rope huh @mashaslamovich @SpeedballBailey #GCWBehavior
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Joey Janela v Tank w/his goth son (the Rev) a 🧵 #GCWMastermind @JANELABABY
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@WereInHellYT "Transphobe finds cross dressing funny" isn't really a revelation or hypocrisy. Unless you think Cawthorn was wearing that kit in earnest
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@TheEmilJay how will anyone know to cheer the new imploding 630 poison rana he debuts without a vignette?! HOLD MY HAND EMIL IM SCARED
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@TheEmilJay softest tweet ever
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@hilaryagro I used to run a beverage program at a restaurant & I used powdered caffiene in a few things. I had to lock it up after I caught cooks doing bumps, not knowing it's just as fatal as cocaine. Why do people think Coca Cola has so much caffiene? Do they think it used to have both?
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ol mancer with the bucksnort cutoff @ColeRadrick @ManceWarner #GCWBehavior
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kill effy kill
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***TONITE 8PM*** The end of an era A story to be written in BLOOD *FRIENDS TURNED ENEMIES* EFFY vs MANCE LIVE in front of a SOLD OUT crowd at #GCWLook in Tampa! Watch LIVE on @FiteTV +!
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@IwriteOK aged well
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couple from the rejects v @LuFisto & @KnucklesMickie
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and now, your moment of zen #GCWvsNS2
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this one is probably my favorite so far from @SpeedballBailey v @DanhausenAD at #GCWPicture
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@IwriteOK it would have been so easy to just have him be chill the entire time, pack their shit and calmly leave, knowing he out strategized everyone, with the big reveal being that the heroes didn’t make it in time. instead he sent two(?) double death troopers and waited
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i wish it was sunday #GCWvsNS2
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@kyliealexxa
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just another manic monday
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i believe the reason @MustafaAli_X remains undefeated this far in his current campaign is his reluctance to lock it up with women @darksheikftf v ali @mashaslamovich v ali @TrishAdora202 v ali @BillieStarkz v ali et cetera, et cetera someone book it
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had a pretty fun night at #gcwpicture
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a few from back in january at @PWRevolver #MoxvsGringo
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‘worldwide tv’ bro what do you think the first two Ws in www stand for? im at an indie show every weekend, nobody knows or gives a flying fuck about undercard washouts from the fed, everybody pays to give a fuck about @EFFYlives
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It's almost like being on worldwide TV for a few years even as lower card talent makes you more valuable than 95% of the people on the indies.
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a little bit of @SawyerWreck v big fuckin joe #GCWHighest
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the lion, the witch & the wardrobe, @EFFYlives v @wryyyyna66 #GCWMastermind
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@rabbit_hmi where's the scam community note
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@Imposter_Edits this has been a trick in coffee shops, bars and other queer friendly industries for decades, even works overseas
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