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@hamms_the_2nd
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Soviets annihilated the 1 million-strong Japanese Army in Manchuria in the span of 3 weeks, with a perfectly executed pincer movement across an area the size of W Europe thru vast swamps and over titanic mountain ranges
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@adam_tooze Of course, WW 2 was also fought in the Pacific. The USSR didn’t help there.
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@hamms_the_2nd
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@bag0leir0 joe biden has promoted the Burning Man organizers trapped in the kessel to the rank of Field Marshal. no Field Marshal has ever surrendered, the message is clear
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@hamms_the_2nd
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There should be a strip club where you can debate all the women
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Boo hoo someone thought of you and wanted to spend time with you when they’re coming to your city
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Guy who calls his penis a heckin chonker
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@hamms_the_2nd
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A Professor Gave a Woke Course and Nobody Came
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(having sex) Nahhhh the dickriding crazy fr Her: Is it in yet
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@slobodanchudjak The new republic was at its coolest when they were pulling up in repainted Super Star Destroyers imperials had left with the keys in
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@hamms_the_2nd
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we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe. We’re killin you dawg!!
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@hamms_the_2nd
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No fucking way holy shit
@PDChina
People's Daily, China
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Prepare to be amazed! A Chinese woman wrapped a fist-sized meat filling into a small bun wrapper!
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@hamms_the_2nd
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@notbenfish Yeah it’s pretty good living out here man, the tap water was actually rated Money Magazine’s 3rd best tap water among tier 5A US cities in like 1987
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The North Pole has just signed on as a strategic partner in the Belt and Road Initiative
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@hamms_the_2nd
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I’m looking for 2,479 of my closest friends
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the Finns were responsible for the deaths of over 1 MILLION Leningrad civilians by starvation, disease, exposure thanks to their army completing the encirclement + siege of the city. then immediately sued for peace when the Red Army came back to teach them a much-needed lesson
@shireen_noroozi
ProbablyCIA 🇵🇸🇺🇦👽☕️🥐
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look at Finland's history with Russian Imperialism and how they were put in a position where working with the Nazis seemed justified to stave off both Russian tyrany. An American leftist would see this as a corrupt choice to collaborate with nazis against virtuous communism
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@bungi_gungo @baobajibaji It was me, i’m the Asian Tariq Nasheed
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@hamms_the_2nd
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I'm reading a book a week in 2023. Classics, sci-fi, nonfiction, or anything people highly recommend. I'll keep adjusting the list. Start on Monday, done by Sunday. Might make lowkey videos of takeaways. If you want to read along, the current list is here:
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@_spellegrino i’ve done this walk before alone stumbling drunk at 3am and felt like i was in a gated community most of it— i just rechecked the route and she would pass no fewer than 3 Whole Foods, 1 Patagonia store, 1 Apple Store, and 2 Lululemon stores
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@laserboat999 @iwrite4jacobin the chinese simply cannot stop winning
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@LaughterHaver What did you have for lunch 🧐
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@hamms_the_2nd
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@legotrillermoth its an ad for SeatGeek masquerading as organic content
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@hamms_the_2nd
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the US empire has no juice, no sauce, L rizz. 4th of july should be a weeklong bonanza of celebrating the 1st modern republic, the strides in industry & science carried out by american workers hailing from all corners of the world. it should look like this
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@hamms_the_2nd
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@BestSkeeter hes also saying he thinks 17 y/o boys have non-zero sexual value
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@62224152b @daddeigh @SouthernMuffy You wouldn’t get it I’m too good to be flipping burgers I only wanna eat them
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@BNONews
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U.S. HOUSE APPROVES: • Potential TikTok ban • $60.8 billion for Ukraine • $26.4 billion for Israel • $8 billion for Taiwan It now goes to the Senate
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@dunksdeux Paris a notable omission
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@JohnWakefieId Declaring war on underdevelopment of the productive forces
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Americans spend larger amounts of $ just on their dogs than what the average household earns in 70+ countries
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@allyzielinski
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what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Who else lowkey fw the talking stage and don’t even care about getting pussy 💀
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@hamms_the_2nd
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pointing a gun at another person is one of very few truly timeless jokes
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@laserboat999 That means you need to run a cleaning cycle on it
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@hamms_the_2nd
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What is your actual age in years
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@jestingtime alexa play clarity by zedd
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incredible things happening in america
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@hamms_the_2nd
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it’s fine. if you were building a physical library, the aesthetics of the building and bookshelves would be second-order considerations, after “having books” and “can a specific book be found efficiently”
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Yea I got something up my sleeve that I can do to impress taylor
@JoeBiden
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Just like we drew it up.
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late night conversations on these chairs hit different
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Ayo give me the closeted gay guy fade ock
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Ramirez! Last vyvanse, make it count!!
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@TheHazeFoley >its real
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Morbius has just surpassed the Bible in ticket sales
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Lol
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@Elijah_Modnar @thornhawthorne I’m rolling your wheelchair down a long flight of stairs
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Kate Galvan raped me and countless other intellectually disabled men.
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My 340 lb Public Defender: Yeah I passed the bar exam... the candy bar exam 😆😂😆 Me: I am so fucked.
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Femcel: I wanted to have 8 tinder dates lined up this week and only managed to pull off 5 Incel: I have not spoken to a woman not even my own mother in 12 years
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@notbenfish brazilian: come to brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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Incredible. Things. Are happening
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Mandate of Heaven
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Chinese kebab stands be like:
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7 fewer raрist thυgs rampaging through Asia ❤️
@Clancy4Utah
Tyler Clancy
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Freedom is not free. 🇺🇸💔 The United States Air Force has confirmed and identified the other 7 Airmen lost in the CV-22 Osprey crash in Japan. The individuals are as follows: Maj. Jeffrey T. Hoernemann, 32, of Andover, Minn., a CV-22 instructor pilot and officer in charge of
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Me: You must be a med school textbook if you think we fuckin Grown woman who subsists on baby formula:
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the last thing many a US Marine will hear this century
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Big bird. Let’s get to work
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@62224152b @daddeigh @SouthernMuffy >get turned into hamburger by an RPG
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@ipatrol6010 @nise_yoshimi greece was not a military peer in any meaningful way and the german airborne troops took so many casualties on crete (against a paltry british garrison) they ceased to be a strategically significant force for the rest of the war
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@zoe_habibi
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Friendly reminder that piracy did not require full bodies. Many pirates were missing limbs, or an eye, etc. And were still valued members of their crews. Ableism hurts everyone
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It’s over for Americucks. Like it’s literally over. Chinese people are in their own bag, they don’t even think about us.
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Broooo you’re filipino? No way i fucking love jollibee haha
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@annamerlan @gr8galactic Can you go cover a war somewhere and wear bright neon and make loud noises please
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Man what a fucked up following to followers ratio. Who would even do that
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Excited to deep fry my frozen turkey without thawing it at all today
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Breaking up with jewish gf and credit score suddenly plummets for no apparent reason
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@kwhitaker_ Hey wanna talk about operation bagration?
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Beijing
@the_transit_guy
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If Washington D.C. couldn't be the capital of America anymore, which existing city should it be? If you think it should be a new city, where would it be and why?
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Don’t talk to me before ive had my morning pussy
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Take the Hammspill.
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@hamms_the_2nd
Hamms man 🆗🔻
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Mutual Thursday: What do you like to go do in your city that doesn’t inherently require spending money
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@hamms_the_2nd
Hamms man 🆗🔻
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only thing you need to know about the individuals who planned & carried out the holocaust- they were all normal people. every normal european and american is more than capable of doing it again and rationalizing it mentally
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@shireen_noroozi he was right to
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The female orgasm exists 🚨 GET THE FACTS: Find out why this tweet is misleading.
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@Votto007 starting to think us oldheads need to do something about the Youngblood Question
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Regime Barbie
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Sadik
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stay at home husbands when their girlboss wife gets home
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My strongest soldier in the fight against WMAF couples
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top 3 Careers AmeriKKKan Children aspire To: 1 Burger Reviewer 2 Raytheon Ad Exec 3 Diaspora Hitlerite Dissident Top 3 for Chinese kids: 1 Star-Child from 2001 space odyssey 2 Master Chief 3 Civil engineer
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Wow I did not know this. Unfollowing now
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@hamms_the_2nd
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where are the military parades, the burning effigies of old country royals and southern plantation owners. nothing, total mickey mouse hegemon
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Introducing my wife as a “person with a uterus” and sleeping on the couch
@mygenderisblack
boy girl
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hey everyone, reminder that people who aren’t women get abortions too. this isn’t just a women’s rights issue, it’s a human rights issue
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@hamms_the_2nd
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What’s the deal with oldhead coworkers in the office bathroom grunting and moaning and all that while taking the most unremarkable piss at the urinal ever
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@hamms_the_2nd
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Obama shouldve drone striked RBG
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Making Hamms Chat 2 real Hammsheads tap in 👇
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sleepyheads be like “Bro you need to try this new mattress”
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@hamms_the_2nd
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I don’t need ketamine therapy I need a walkable city and 20 hour workweek
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@hamms_the_2nd
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they didn’t even bother checking their (comically absurd) numbers: - 200M *GenZ* signups / month - 1.5M *total* daily signups - 1.5M x 30 = 45M *total* signups / month where are the other 155M GenZ signups coming from lol
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INSIGHT: @lindayaX shares insights at the Khanference regarding X. - People are spending 14% more time on X, with a 20% increase consuming video - Gen-Z is the largest and fastest growing segment --almost 200 million every month - There's a ton of activity on X-- with 100
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🚨🚨🚨BASED ALERT🚨🚨🚨
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