Hahahahahhaha someone parked their cybertruck at the coffee shop and every single person who comes in is talking about how dumb it looks and the guy is sitting there fuming this is the best morning ever
As the WNBA gains more attention, it's time to confront an uncomfortable reality: It's kind of weird to name a sports team (or anything really) the Fever?
Wait. I’m sorry, I’m piecing together that the A’s are punishing players who wore a bracelet for Last Dive Bar who sponsored the anti-ownership fanfest? Do I have that right?
The Colorado Rockies are under federal investigation after hitting coach Hensley Muelens posted this video in the cockpit of the team’s flight
"We are deeply disturbed by what we see in that video.” -United Airlines spokesperson
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Orange County churches are the future of faith in America. Gym, cafe, sports courts— tons of people just hanging out all day. You don’t see this in any other church community
Soho House for people with a soul that you actually want to talk to.
@AvengerWyatt
@phillyTRU
And now he has to wait up to two weeks to see if the cops just gave him COVID on top of everything else, this country is insane
The Phillies placed first baseman Bryce Harper on the paternity list.
To fill his spot on the 26-man roster, the club recalled infielder Kody Clemens from AAA Lehigh Valley.
John Kruk relaying the time he got shot at by a West Virginia farmer who owned one of Secretariat's offspring for stealing beer out of the guy's carpeted barn, average Phillies broadcast
@DavidAFrench
why are all of you just unprompted saying "i too had dinner with the Nazi guy"? Seriously, even just at the level you usually operate at it's such an own goal to do this the one time Thomas even bothers to respond to an allegation of massive wrongdoing
Luckily I live in a country where billionaires can’t threaten to sue people out of existence for speaking the truth (yet!) so: JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier and a transphobe
@coolp1np
@pale_tonyb
A lotta yall still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes.
@TexasGOP
Whoa, he was in a band?
No thank you. I want a senator who buys a hundred cans of soup on his wedding night and doesn't understand the moral of 'The Cat in the Hat'
Breaking: LaMarcus Aldridge is retiring from the NBA, writing on social media that he played his last game with an irregular heartbeat.
"For 15 years, I've put basketball first and now, it's time to put my health and family first."
@MichaelRCaputo
Goodness, you should really have kept your illegal activities to a minimum then.
For instance, I've never conspired with Russians to swing a major election and I owe nothing in legal bills, it's amazing and I'd recommend it
Rob Thomson said there is a “hot spot” on Taijuan Walker’s right index finger. It’s unclear if he’ll make his next start. Spencer Turnbull will obviously take his place if he can’t go. Phillies will know more in the next couple days.
“Hot spot” is baseball speak for a blister.
@JohnAndrewRosie
@GBBranstetter
Actually cheap shot is when the cop car you’re handcuffed in the back of gets lit up by a pissbaby cop after he hears an acorn hit the hood, ACAB
More shocking than the Phillies being a good baseball team is them being a good organization; drafting, scouting, development, and whatever Dave Dombrowski is blackmailing the Rays with to keep taking their pitching talent for a bag of magic beans
Fetterman says Biden’s Democratic critics need to “shut the F up”
“I fundamentally believe he is going to win…He has earned and is absolutely entitled to have our full support”
“Who are you helping other than Trump if you’re going to be running your mouth about that stuff?”
I say this as someone who has interacted with Terry Francona on multiple occasions: if you can make Terry Francona mad enough to yell at you you are unemployable
Trevor Bauer spent a decade unapologetically being one of the most difficult people to work with, and now he seems surprised that nobody wants to work with him.
@MaxKennerly
@SeanMcElwee
I recently met a turnip farmer at a Bob's Big Boy. Between spoonsful of sausage gravy, he told me that charter schools only exist because of the dire state of public ed. As he ate surplus cheddar from his goatee, he told me he'd vote straight Dem if they supported teachers unions
Day two of decarbonating this Mtn Dew. Gonna take a gravity reading later today, titrate with baking soda to reduce the pH (to neutralize the sodium benzoate and allow fermentation), add enough honey/sugar to hopefully get it into the 13-15% abv range, and add some wine yeast.
Hey this might be a good time to unfollow the guy absolving Trevor Bauer based on Bauer’s word in regards to one of the four women accusing him of being a sexual abuser
this is actually insane. Trevor Bauer got his entire career ruined and was cheated out of a life-altering fortune by a woman willing to anything for a quick buck. He got screwed by the media and the court of public opinion.